manboobs109 Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 how ye ken if ez gade ir nae.. cid be mince fir aw u ken, yer jist a roofer version eh blake fielder civil wi paps Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 What's the average price of a marriage these days and are costs likely to spiral beyond the point of principal(roughly £30/head)? Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 What's the average price of a marriage these days and are costs likely to spiral beyond the point of principal(roughly £30/head)?Having got married less than 3 months ago, it’s nae cheap. We didn’t go overboard in the slightest and overall cost was about the 24k mark. I’d be amazed if anyone could have a big doo in Aberdeen for less than 20k. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Back to the subject in hand. If I was ever in a position where I got booted out and another man moved into the house I bought and renovated under the same roof as my kids.....you can bet your bottom dollar I'd behave terribly and would not be putting on an act for the kids sake.I’d be the same to be honest. Nae cunt would ever come into my house. My wife isn’t on my mortgage so I’d have her out in a shot. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 ^ it was you you fucking plum Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 What's the average price of a marriage these days and are costs likely to spiral beyond the point of principal(roughly £30/head)?Last wedding I was at cost £42k. Her auld man seen to it like. It was obscene. I can't imagine ever committing to that. I suspect my luck will run out next year though and I'll have a child. I just know it. Then I'll come to this thread for advice 1 Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Cavey thinks I should spend 20 big ones to be stuck with the same bird for eternity Not clever Lol. Each to their own, but I could think of a million things to do with 20 large bangers rather than lay on a party for relatives I don't like. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 I’d be the same to be honest. Nae cunt would ever come into my house. My wife isn’t on my mortgage so I’d have her out in a shot.That is a wise move. Your house, your rules. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 @cans read the postsYou were the one giving it 'lies starting to catch up with you' you fucking dingbat Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Bridezillas are common in Aberdeen where the wannabe aiberdeen millionaires try to outdo each other with trashy things like ice sculptures and the likes. Marriage can be done very cheaply or very expensively. Like buying a car I supposeStarting to sound bitter and jealous there Cavey. Why not let people have the wedding they want? Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 It isn’t strange I mentioned above why I am not interested in getting married It’s a waste of fucking time and money - the stagger would be the only thing I’d look forward toIt's nae min. They cook, clean, iron and hole on tap. Saves a lot of hassle. Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 First dance - Rasputin Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Pal of mine had that Superman song by Black Lace as his first dance. Crease when his bible bashing in laws heard it. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Great in Comic Relief Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 First dance - RasputinEasy to get a limo for a wedding. Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Easy to get a limo for a wedding.Rather go by train tbh Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Been to weddings that have been over the top and ones that are understated, all in all the experience is fairly much the same. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 A family relative of mine hired out a castle for the weekend. 40 odd large I'd say. Some remote place in Perthshire. The pipers never turned up and then the band didn't turn up so they put on an iPod through a Bluetooth speaker. I went to a wedding you'd love, male bridesmaid in a dress... Link to comment
minijc Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Love Henry Rollins Has one of the best radio shows on the go. Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Good grief. As a piss take or an attention seeking queerhawk scenario? No that's who he is, and he was there with his bird, who was fairly attractive. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Live life in your youth AND old age AND have kids or party in your youth and die old and lonely I’ll take the former. 1 Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 No, my Mrs was in bits when he came down the aisle with one of the groomsmen, who were all Italian and I think not fully understanding the situation Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Live life in your youth AND old age AND have kids or party in your youth and die old and lonely I’ll take the former.So you're a Dad champ? Link to comment
mcdougall(4) Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 Takes all sorts, was actually a fun wedding, better than the most straight laced one I've been to Irish Catholic in the West of Ireland proper full on affair was up and down to my knees like dad at a gloryhole, not great on cold stone floors in a kilt 2 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 What sort of bird indulges a bloke who wears a fucking bridesmaids dress. Country folk I betNever realized henry was a bridesmaid Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 24 grand on a wedding!If you’ve got it flaunt it H. 1 Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 brian marryd in norway efter leavin ez past behind in tayside@#debt 1 1 Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 check oot mcdoogy openin up tae cuntswahaha Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted December 16, 2018 Share Posted December 16, 2018 bri mum paid his wife to accept; such was her worry for Bri growing old as a fiddling bachelor Link to comment
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