Split Up / Kids

[manboobs109]

how ye ken if ez gade ir nae.. cid be mince fir aw u ken, yer jist a roofer version eh blake fielder civil wi paps

 

[Guest milne_afc]

What's the average price of a marriage these days and are costs likely to spiral beyond the point of principal(roughly £30/head)?

[dazzy_deff]

What's the average price of a marriage these days and are costs likely to spiral beyond the point of principal(roughly £30/head)?

Having got married less than 3 months ago, it’s nae cheap. We didn’t go overboard in the slightest and overall cost was about the 24k mark. I’d be amazed if anyone could have a big doo in Aberdeen for less than 20k.

[dazzy_deff]

Back to the subject in hand.

 

If I was ever in a position where I got booted out and another man moved into the house I bought and renovated under the same roof as my kids.....you can bet your bottom dollar I'd behave terribly and would not be putting on an act for the kids sake.

I’d be the same to be honest. Nae cunt would ever come into my house. My wife isn’t on my mortgage so I’d have her out in a shot.

[manboobs109]

^ it was you you fucking plum

[Poodler]

What's the average price of a marriage these days and are costs likely to spiral beyond the point of principal(roughly £30/head)?

Last wedding I was at cost £42k. Her auld man seen to it like. It was obscene.

 

I can't imagine ever committing to that. I suspect my luck will run out next year though and I'll have a child. I just know it.

 

 

Then I'll come to this thread for advice

[Guest milne_afc]

Cavey thinks I should spend 20 big ones to be stuck with the same bird for eternity

 

Not clever

 

Lol. Each to their own, but I could think of a million things to do with 20 large bangers rather than lay on a party for relatives I don't like.

[Guest milne_afc]

I’d be the same to be honest. Nae cunt would ever come into my house. My wife isn’t on my mortgage so I’d have her out in a shot.

That is a wise move. Your house, your rules.

[manboobs109]

@cans read the posts

You were the one giving it 'lies starting to catch up with you' you fucking dingbat

[manboobs109]

Bridezillas are common in Aberdeen where the wannabe aiberdeen millionaires try to outdo each other with trashy things like ice sculptures and the likes.

 

Marriage can be done very cheaply or very expensively. Like buying a car I suppose

Starting to sound bitter and jealous there Cavey. Why not let people have the wedding they want?

[Reed or deed]

It isn’t strange

I mentioned above why I am not interested in getting married

It’s a waste of fucking time and money - the stagger would be the only thing I’d look forward to

It's nae min.

 

They cook, clean, iron and hole on tap.

Saves a lot of hassle.

[Poodler]

First dance - Rasputin

[dazzy_deff]

Pal of mine had that Superman song by Black Lace as his first dance. Crease when his bible bashing in laws heard it.

[Guest milne_afc]

Great in Comic Relief

[BrianFaePerth]

First dance - Rasputin

Easy to get a limo for a wedding.

[Poodler]

Easy to get a limo for a wedding.

Rather go by train tbh

[mcdougall(4)]

Been to weddings that have been over the top and ones that are understated, all in all the experience is fairly much the same.

[mcdougall(4)]

A family relative of mine hired out a castle for the weekend.

 

40 odd large I'd say.

 

Some remote place in Perthshire.

 

The pipers never turned up and then the band didn't turn up so they put on an iPod through a Bluetooth speaker.

 

 

I went to a wedding you'd love, male bridesmaid in a dress...

[minijc]

Love Henry Rollins

 

Has one of the best radio shows on the go.

[mcdougall(4)]

Good grief.

 

As a piss take or an attention seeking queerhawk scenario?

 

No that's who he is, and he was there with his bird, who was fairly attractive.

[Bluto10]

Live life in your youth AND old age AND have kids

 

or

 

party in your youth and die old and lonely

 

I’ll take the former.

[mcdougall(4)]

No, my Mrs was in bits when he came down the aisle with one of the groomsmen, who were all Italian and I think not fully understanding the situation

[BrianFaePerth]

Live life in your youth AND old age AND have kids

 

or

 

party in your youth and die old and lonely

 

I’ll take the former.

So you're a Dad champ?

[mcdougall(4)]

Takes all sorts, was actually a fun wedding, better than the most straight laced one I've been to Irish Catholic in the West of Ireland proper full on affair was up and down to my knees like dad at a gloryhole, not great on cold stone floors in a kilt

[BrianFaePerth]

What sort of bird indulges a bloke who wears a fucking bridesmaids dress. Country folk I bet

Never realized henry was a bridesmaid

[Henry]

24 grand on a wedding!

[dazzy_deff]

24 grand on a wedding!

If you’ve got it flaunt it H.

[Arabian Knight]

brian marryd in norway efter leavin ez past behind in tayside

@#debt

[Arabian Knight]

check oot mcdoogy openin up tae cunts

wahaha

[Bluto10]

bri mum paid his wife to accept; such was her worry for Bri growing old as a fiddling bachelor