Do You Know Where Your Water Turns Off?

[Henry]

Well?

[Guest milne_afc]

Well?

Mains supply in our bedsit.

 

And it's under the sink.

[King Street Loon]

Under the sink and also via the Toby out in the street.

[Zeus]

Oh aye.

 

Under the kitchen sink

[Poodler]

Genuinely no idea. There's a big water tank in the cupboard. I'd try there.

 

 

I fix people, not houses.

[DelMonte]

Aye and I have to find where other people's turn off at work too.

[Poodler]

You’re a nurse you just take their temperature and clean up shit

Sounds like your wife is a pig.

 

Sorry to hear that.

[dave_min]

Yes, but I don’t believe in manual labour.

[looksgoodinred]

Yes. My main shutoff is in the basement.

Additional shut offs behind each toilet and under each sink, and on each hose bib line in the basement.

[Henry]

Yes, but I don’t believe in manual labour.

Not one of the better Christmas songs

[Fridge]

Reckon I know where mine is but couldn’t say for sure.

 

I’m pish af all that stuff, can work out electrical shit and can bleed radiators but a burst pipe pishing through my roof I’d be on here faster than Millertime with his old

man’s burnt back.

[Don Fonte]

Sounds like your wife is a pig.

 

Sorry to hear that.

Would certainly squeal like one if her bumhole was orally massaged.

[Don Fonte]

On topic - I'd guess under kitchen sink. If not then fuck knows.

 

Fun fact - a leak from my kitchen sink built up and burst through my below neighbours ceiling. The neighbour was one Bertrand Bossu.

[ebbe]

I phone Boofon for one of his butler’s assistance. Mates in high places like.

[Fridge]

Get onto the house insurance thread to tell Stirling Sheep how to abuse the insurance system Don. So far we have only come up with taping, murdering and setting fire to the house.

[Don Fonte]

Poods do that for you often

He can and he has.

[For Fecks Sake]

Private water supply to our house from a local source with the main stop cock in the middle of my driveway.

 

Being a private water supply means we get something like a 10% reduction in our council tax bill - whoop de fucking do

[Poodler]

^council tax

 

LOL

[For Fecks Sake]

^council tax

 

LOL

Aye I Ken, but between claiming I live alone despite having a family thereby getting a 25% reduction as well as the reduction for my water supply and septic tank it's next to fuck all.

 

Don't mind paying it, just get annoyed with Aberdeenshire Council wasting it on fucking shite administration.

[Poodler]

I'm just on the wind up

 

I wouldn't begrudge anyone paying council tax

 

Tv license, however...

[For Fecks Sake]

I'm just on the wind up

 

I wouldn't begrudge anyone paying council tax

 

Tv license, however...

I knew you were a PG, and a PG always pays his council tax!

 

TV Licence, unfortunately the wife does via DD so alas we do. Will delete my account with immediate effect

[Poodler]

You're still welcome to Livi via 0742 train, FFS!

[For Fecks Sake]

Train, what the fuck happened to the limo?

[Poodler]

Where have you been?!

 

The PG's staged a revolt against the limo company who tried to extort another £300 for it being over the festive period.

 

train instead. McDoogs etc thought the PG's were on the ropes but we showed we are men of principle and strong characters.

 

Be signing autographs on the train

[For Fecks Sake]

Where have you been?!

 

The PG's staged a revolt against the limo company who tried to extort another £300 for it being over the festive period.

 

train instead. McDoogs etc thought the PG's were on the ropes but we showed we are men of principle and strong characters.

 

Be signing autographs on the train

For Fucks Sake (see what I did there!) that's utter pish. Imagine it's been suggested by now but I hope a job lot of 12" dildos have been purchased and a midnight raid on said limo company has been organised?

 

Will have to give the match a miss a currently on holiday with the family otherwise I would be there.

 

Would be interested to see what some of the posters on here are actually like in real life. But then again it may spoil a fair amount of perceptions, but not in a good way!

[Poodler]

The PG will make national news, FFS, you'll see mugshots soon.

 

Im easy on the eye, Boof, not so much.

 

Will get you in tow for the next extravaganza. Guessing you're Southern Hemisphere?

 

Or the kids are playing up

[For Fecks Sake]

The PG will make national news, FFS, you'll see mugshots soon.

 

Im easy on the eye, Boof, not so much.

 

Will get you in tow for the next extravaganza. Guessing you're Southern Hemisphere?

 

Or the kids are playing up

Aye Southern hemisphere (GMT +11) and its hot as fuck the day.

 

Surprised the hat has had less press coverage than it has given some of the topics and comments on here.

 

Then again life has become too serious and a place to be your true self and say what the fuck you want should be applauded not demonised.

[Ke1t]

I voted no in the poll, even though I do know where it is .  LOL

 

What am I like? 

 

Classic Hanz. 

[Reed or deed]

I do. There is a 22mm stopcock on the blue alkathene supply that comes in through the base of my kitchen sink.

Mains fed unvented cylinder, so everything shuts off at the main stopcock.

 

Good eh?

[BrianFaePerth]

I do. There is a 22mm stopcock on the blue alkathene supply that comes in through the base of my kitchen sink.

Mains fed unvented cylinder, so everything shuts off at the main stopcock.

 

Good eh?

You seem keen to use the word stopcock. Eh bet you don't.