Hat Secret Santa

[BrianFaePerth]

What would you buy for your fellow poster

 

 

AK - a years supply of special brew. That will get him a year of shagging down the canal with auld Jim and Alec. Shag away AK.

 

Gays - a connect the dots book to help him design his next tattoo

 

Dad - heating credits. It'd be a shame for him not to defend his POTY accolade.

[minijc]

Good potential this thread,

 

A personality for Manboobs

A flat for mini

Scissors for poodles to cut mummy’s apron strings

you try far too hard to be relevant around these parts, pretty sad considering you’re a grown man

[Redforever86]

I got a £3.50 lynx Africa set from a staff member for my secret Santa this year. I’d be offended that I stink like Bri but it was the only make orientated gift to buy in the local co-op for under a fiver.

 

I’d just regift it to Bri.

[Betty Swallicks]

Buy something for cunts on here? Wise up.

 

Merry Aberdonian Xmas you fucks.

[Bluto10]

Platform shoes for tup

 

or a life.

[For Fecks Sake]

A personality for Millertime.

[Poodler]

Good potential this thread,

 

A personality for Manboobs

A flat for mini

Scissors for poodles to cut mummy’s apron strings

 

I'm not surprised you spend so much time on here instead of looking at your pig wife.

 

 

 

 

 

I'd financially contribute to an ounce of the finest Columbian Bam Bam with some like minded individuals and encourage them to use it this week

 

 

Some pimms for Parklife to enjoy the tennis whilst on Henman Hill

 

A 'my other car is a fiat 500' bumper sticker for DaveMin

[shut up meg]

A personality for Millertime.

 

Point of order, MT has a personality, in fact he has more than one. 

[BrianFaePerth]

 

Buy a house for Bri.

 

 

Very good of you, 4 houses would make for a complete property portfolio.

 

There's a place near my new pad, 1.5 million AUD. It'd be nice to have for storage.

[Redforever86]

Eh wid buh AK eh new ribber fud, sev him trawling eh striits fer a shug en Christmas deh.

[Guest milne_afc]

I'd get Manboobs a lovely watch and a niqab.

[SheepieBaaBaa]

Copy of the Qur'an for Clydeside.

[manboobs109]

Good potential this thread,

 

A personality for Manboobs

A flat for mini

Scissors for poodles to cut mummy’s apron strings

Grown man with young family taking time on Xmas morning to post this guff.

 

 

 

Lol

[manboobs109]

Sorry boobs all the best to you and your clan

Shove it

[manboobs109]

Genuine best wishes big fella

Shove it

[Redforever86]

Shove it

I was 100% on your side till about a week ago. Starting to think I was wrong.

 

Chill oot.

[manboobs109]

I was 100% on your side till about a week ago. Starting to think I was wrong.

 

Chill oot.

It's all a joke surely? Even Mongochops can't be as much of a dick as to mean the shite he comes out with, I know I don't.

[Poodler]

Buzzard - Canon camera for his next holiday

[Redforever86]

It's all a joke surely? Even Mongochops can't be as much of a dick as to mean the shite he comes out with, I know I don't.

 

Hahaha I went to the brig. No sign of cavey.

[manboobs109]

cavers showing he is the bigger man here imo

Hanz showing he's a shit stirring poof here imo

[The Buzzard]

Buzzard - Canon camera for his next holiday

I thought I did not bad just using the phone but will happily accept that, cheers!

[zander]

I've got more than enough of them, thanks

A glass eye for your fucked one.

 

Private of course.

[Poodler]

I thought I did not bad just using the phone but will happily accept that, cheers!

I wasn't having a go, it was for taking your excellent eye to the next level

[Chewie37]

Elocution lessons for Shoofta

 

Bottle of nice advocat for Bluts

 

Sports bra for Moobs

 

A Wee cactus pot plant for Cavey

 

Werthers Originals for Dad

 

Antibiotics for Grays

 

Tampons for WesterHailes

 

And a signed Russel Anderson poster for MT

[The Buzzard]

I wasn't having a go, it was for taking your excellent eye to the next level

Oh I figured that was the case. I certainly took it in what I believed to be good spirits!

[Dom Sullivan]

Elocution lessons for Shoofta

Bottle of nice advocat for Bluts

Sports bra for Moobs

A Wee cactus pot plant for Cavey

Werthers Originals for Dad

Antibiotics for Grays

Tampons for WesterHailes

And a signed Russel Anderson poster for MT

Should that not be "electrocution for Shoofta"?

[Chewie37]

Should that not be "electrocution for Shoofta"?

Many would prefer your option