Snow

[Fridge]

Absolute comedy slip from some boy on Union Street.

 

Helped him up but he couldn’t have picked a worse time with a bus driving past pissing themselves laughing.

 

Hope it was someone on here!

[1903Fitba]

Outhere Brothers best song^

[manboobs109]

Is it bad up in the Granite city atm? Meant to be up there early doors tomorrow but might swerve it if it's snowing.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Is it bad up in the Granite city atm? Meant to be up there early doors tomorrow but might swerve it if it's snowing.

Fucking loads min. Best steer clear I’d say.

[manboobs109]

Fuck sake

[Arabian Knight]

chebs thir a cunt oan here the ither nicht pittin they roofer rumors tae bed..yer a heater repair man thit taks cash in hand

[manboobs109]

I drive about in a flat bed lifting old pallets and scrap metal AK. Do a bit tipping on the fly for builders. Good money in that but risky.

[BrianFaePerth]

Snow LOL

[Arabian Knight]

gade sleep? yer 20 meenits early..must be oan the train

[BrianFaePerth]

gade sleep? yer 20 meenits early..must be oan the train

^obsessed

 

working fae home if you must know. Might go for a dip in the pool in a bit

[Arabian Knight]

nae pool wee man..ye git cagey whin esked aboot it..yed git a pic up of ye hid a pool. same wi the bed..ye canna even siy wit mak it is ir wit style the frame is..aw ye gie up is the mattress wis silent nicht..how cin a cunt no say wi mak thir bed frame is ffs..cunt yer feart eh yer ain shada

[BrianFaePerth]

nae pool wee man..ye git cagey whin esked aboot it..yed git a pic up of ye hid a pool. same wi the bed..ye canna even siy wit mak it is ir wit style the frame is..aw ye gie up is the mattress wis silent nicht..how cin a cunt no say wi mak thir bed frame is ffs..cunt yer feart eh yer ain shada

Ok dug lover, whatever you say.

[BrianFaePerth]

[Arabian Knight]

ye shid jist gie yer beanbag the chop..thir fuck aw in it. wit ye want tae carry aboot an empty bag fir....yer nob'll look bigger tae if ye git rid eh thon flap eh deed tissue n shave aff the grey rug.

yer nob'll be the centrpiece

[Poodler]

 

In the words of Millerman

 

That's a bloody BOOM

[BrianFaePerth]

eh eh'm totally lost. Ahm Eh missing eh joke?

 

Why does Ak continually go on about Brizo's thrusting style and why does he give him advice on making his pehnis look guid?

 

Eh don't get it!

He's an obsessed homo.

[BrianFaePerth]

Why I meant was, is there some sort of in-joke here because I genuinely don't get it at all?

If it is, eh have no idea either.

[Ke1t]

Expecting temperatures of -35c the morra... -50c or so with the wind chill. 

 

Weather and local government are freaking oot. "Stay indoors FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"  "YOU WILL DIE!"

 

Think I might go out and chop a bunch of wood the morn... a wee bit exercise keeps you warm enough.  Might even put on a long sleeve shirt if it gets into the -60s. Don't want to overdo it, though. 

 

My advice to anyone who finds themselves dying from exposure/frostbite/hypothermia... walk it off, fruitcake.