Parklife Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 It’s no Dignity or Fergus Sings the BluesWages Day is my personal favourite. 1 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted June 10, 2019 Author Share Posted June 10, 2019 Do you have a beard parky? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Do you have a beard parky? Lost his virginity to Mary Beard. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 He never lets onBut I know 'cause he once told meHe let me know a secret about the hate for his willyshe's gonna cut it offGonna call herself dignity Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Do you have a beard parky?Nah. Little interest in it. Doesn't look particularly professional either, IMO. Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Only Keanu can pull off the patchy beard. i can't agree. much as i think he's a handsome man, even he looks shite with a patchy beard. Link to comment
Pash Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 I have gorgeous stubble but a terrible beard. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 I’m suffering from Alopecia Barbae at the moment according to docs!Random bald patches have appeared in my stubble/beard.Apparently brought on by stress caused by splitting up with the ex at new year and a death in the family at the same time.The body is a wonderful but sometimes weird thing. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 I’m suffering from Alopecia Barbae at the moment according to docs!Random bald patches have appeared in my stubble/beard.Apparently brought on by stress caused by too much sex with a young burd who’s gagging for itYeah yeah we get it 3 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 i can't agree. much as i think he's a handsome man, even he looks shite with a patchy beard. You're drunk. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Is lgir one of those ladies that drinks during the day on her own? Yes, from a furry cup! Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Is lgir one of those ladies that drinks during the day on her own?female equivalent of 1/2 a mobby Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 10, 2019 Share Posted June 10, 2019 Get to your bed, ye maniac You’ve the disabledz to clean the morn. Tuesday’s sweeping the loading bay day minthen tea & biscuits delivery in the afternoon Home measure G&Ts now Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 What industry is the arseholes arsehole in?I thought you organised raves? Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Parkie works for Gillette making adverts. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=koPmuEyP3a0 Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 A man's face looks untrustworthy clean shaven. Aye the corbynator, Charles Manson and Charles Bronson are/were the definition of trustworthy Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 What does this "Beard Experience" entail, CheeseyP? Nice oils? Face massage? Sounds intriguing. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 What does this "Beard Experience" entail, CheeseyP? Nice oils? Face massage? Sounds intriguing.Removal of rogue hover flies and cocaine crumbs would be first bit I'd wager. 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Can't beat a good old fashioned open blade shave. ^"Pity the blade hasn't slipped yet" - Stinky Bri's next post Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted June 11, 2019 Site Sponsor Share Posted June 11, 2019 What does this "Beard Experience" entail, CheeseyP? Nice oils? Face massage? Sounds intriguing. Removal of rogue hover flies and cocaine crumbs would be first bit I'd wager.Ha Ha, that's exactly what I thought when I read this thread earlier. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 A beard can be a magical thing. Used incorrectly it can make you look like a child predator, though. Don't just let it become a tangled mass of unruly hair, twigs, and insects. Get a beard grooming kit that includes comb, scissors, and balm. Give it some definition. When I'm in the wilderness I like to grow it out into a mighty beard. Bears and otters won't fuck with you if they see a terrific beard situated front and centre. They'll give you all the room and respect your beard demands. It also serves to insulate your face from a biting winter north wind when you're cutting lumber or four wheeling through a frozen forest, shotgun bungeed to the front rail and a bottle of vodka in your free hand. When I'm in the city I trim that fucker into a lovely, sculpted work of art. You don't want to scare the squares and town folks with the kind of growth that intimidates the woodland creatures. Always be cognisant of the message your beard sends and to whom it's sent. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 I could grow a fine beard, but fear its really too much hassle, so I don't. I think you see more bad beards than good beards around. Some beards look dated instead of simply masculine. A guy in my work has a beard which makes him look straight out of the boer war. Also, beards can deprive a man of his freedom, thus: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/sep/28/world-beard-moustache-competition-drug-dealer Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 When I'm in the wilderness I like to grow it out into a mighty beard. I didn't know you had a beard, for some reason I always envisaged you as looking like the fella out of Del Amitri, in the "nothing ever happens" video. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 In my minds eye I see Kelt as a Sons of Anarchy type character.CS,don’t know why , but I always imagine you look like Terry out of Terry and June . This could be a thread on its own Link to comment
looksgoodinred Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 You're drunk. maybe if i had been, i'd have agreed with you!sheesh Kelt, there's nothing handsome about that splotchy growth on his face at all. neither a beard, nor stubble -- just unattractive. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 I’ve always imagined Kelt as being a Corey Feldman type character. Corey Feldman? Where the fuck is that coming from? No.... Link to comment
Durrant Dived Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Break your phillips charger and wait 2 weeks for a new one to be delivered... Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 1. I think he means you got fucked by half of Hollywood and you have a big mouth. 2. No offence. 3. Oocha fucker it's time to show this again.. Skip forward to 2mins. 1. Nowt wrong with that. Timidity pisses me off. I fucking love opening my yap. Fight me. 2. None taken. 3. Yeah... I've never been able to figure out quite what was going on there. I think drugs... maybe some mental issues... poor decision making definitely played a role. But, hey, what is art really? Probably not that. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Bluto is a cross between Buzz (from Home Alone) and Davie ‘Lard Ass’ Hogan (from the Pie Eating Contest in Stand by Me) = The Beast (from The Chase) lies. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Always imagine Bluts to be like Christopher Biggins.more lies Link to comment
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