Ke1t Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 more lies Christopher Biggins was (is?) great. Aye, he's always smiling, but it's not a friendly smile. It's the smile of the crocodile as it glides through warm African waters towards the gentle little gazelle that's drinking on the riverbank. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 biggins mibbe joined up wi the crew oan the nicht bluto wis raped Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 more like Jonny Depp, min. Johnny Dope maybe Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 I think he means you got fucked by half of Hollywood and you have a big mouth. No offence.Oocha fucker it's time to show this again.. Skip forward to 2mins. https://youtu.be/Ik48KbKuOWM Heavens above. Never seen that before! Stunned. Link to comment
Poodler Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 Just read about the album. Seen the artwork? Actually makes me want to listen. Till I saw the F Durst cameo anyway Link to comment
YorkDon Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 I think he means you got fucked by half of Hollywood and you have a big mouth. No offence. Oocha fucker it's time to show this again.. Skip forward to 2mins. 1 Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 This is how I imagined Kelt IRL. https://tstoaddicts.com/comic-book-guy-laptop/ Link to comment
Ke1t Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 This is how I imagined Kelt IRL. https://tstoaddicts.com/comic-book-guy-laptop/ Corey Feldman and Comic Book Guy? In the name of fuck. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 11, 2019 Share Posted June 11, 2019 I imagined Kelt as a Burt Reynolds type. Big moustache and ridiculously hairy arms. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 CS,don’t know why , but I always imagine you look like Terry out of Terry and June . Couldn't comment, ive never seen it, but probably inaccurate. I think of you as resembling Jeremy Beadle, "Super Hands" - which also ties in nicely with the beard thread! Ta-da! Link to comment
alscotoz Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 Fuck Kelt. You're taking a bit of shit here. I don't imagine how a poster looks. Mainly because I don't give a fuck, and I wonder why anybody else would waste their time thinking about it. But yeah, it deserves a new thread. No argument here. Link to comment
Pash Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 Cheesepipes looked EXACTLY how I had always dreamed. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted June 12, 2019 Share Posted June 12, 2019 Cheesepipes looked EXACTLY how I had always dreamed.Dreamed!? Link to comment
Henry Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 A group of beard-loving gentlemen have come together to create a charity calendar in a bid to tackle suicide. Members of The Edinburgh Beard and Moustache Club are dedicated to all things facial hair. Now they have been proudly showing off their beards and moustaches for a 2020 charity calendar. Although it's a fun interest, there's a serious purpose. All proceeds from sales will go towards West Lothian suicide prevention charity Neil's Hugs Foundation. Club officials, who organise nearly 500 members, believe the sense of belonging helps encourage men to talk when they are feeling low. "You get biking clubs, cake clubs... [this] is a passion that has brought us all together," explains Rikki Morgan from The Edinburgh Beard and Moustache Club. "We're there for each other, so if anyone is feeling down, they can put a post up on the page. "We've all got feelings, we've all got issues, it's good to have someone to turn to. You maybe wouldn't want to turn to your best friend." There are some quirky themes for each month of the calendar, including ginger beards and Peaky Blinders-style dress. The calendars will go on sale soon on The Edinburgh Beard and Moustache Club Facebook page. Beard club FFS. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 'Feelings' LOL 'Issues' LOL Link to comment
Pash Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 The first rule of Beard and Moustache club is...... You are male? Link to comment
Pash Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Dreamed!? Dreamed/dreamt, whatever. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Dreamed/dreamt, whatever.I was referring to you dreaming about Pipes, rather than imagining him Link to comment
Henry Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 You are male? Discriminatory against bearded women. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 No wanking into another mans beard.I suspect they might be quite keen on beard wanking Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted November 26, 2019 Share Posted November 26, 2019 Beard club FFS.Hipster wankers finally realising they’ve made a terrible life choice. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted December 31, 2021 Author Share Posted December 31, 2021 Bump. I’m starting my journey. Link to comment
chief_wiggum Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Stop shaving......wait.......beard Link to comment
Guest Posted December 31, 2021 Share Posted December 31, 2021 Just now, Studebaker-90 said: Aye but how long before it gets decent 6-8 weeks. Depends on your genetics as well. Leave it for 6 weeks untouched then try put some shape into it. Then just keep growing whilst maintaining the shape and the hairs should get long enough so you can comb/brush over the weak bits. Shampoo it with beard stuff every other day and make sure it's well oiled and balmed etc. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted December 31, 2021 Author Share Posted December 31, 2021 Aye but how long before it gets decent Link to comment
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