Petrol stations

[anderson72]

Do you have a preferred Petrol Station to fill up your car, and does certain brand of petrol last longer than others?

[HairyPie]

Anyone ever sniffed petrol?

[BrianFaePerth]

the Hamiltons at my local petrol station always offer me a chocolate bar for only $2 extra every time eh fill up. Even saying no straight away doesn’t stop their spiel.

 

Just fuck off.

[Henry]

the Hamiltons at my local petrol station always offer me a can of deodorant for only $2 extra every time eh fill up. Even saying no straight away doesn’t stop their spiel.

 

Just fuck off.

 

Take the hint. 

[BWG]

When did it become socially acceptable for people to use those gloves at the pumps?  Cave robbery of the highest order IMO.

[Parklife]

When did it become socially acceptable for people to use those gloves at the pumps? Cave robbery of the highest order IMO.

You've never driven a diesel, have you?

[Poodler]

I'll be using the Queen Vic later on

 

 

Get Tup back ASAP, FCS

[Simply Red]

When did it become socially acceptable for people to use those gloves at the pumps?  Cave robbery of the highest order IMO.

what if youre away to eat crisps immediately after? glove (only need one on yir pumping hand MJ style) means you don't have to go to the bogs and wash diesel off yir mitts.

[BrianFaePerth]

Take the hint.

 

Wouldn’t imagine there are many servos up your way Harcus.

[Parklife]

"Servos"? Wtf?!?

 

Fair dinkum. Tell the Sheila to throw another shrimp on the Barbie, ye dingbat.

[Bluto10]

Yeah Bri ye stinkin Galah

[Simply Red]

Funny enough the only time ive seen petrol sniffers was in OZ. Boongs obviously. Sorry looking critters, nae shoes, Hendrix hairdos. Foul-smellin. High as kites. Good lads.

[BrianFaePerth]

Funny enough the only time ive seen petrol sniffers was in OZ. Boongs obviously. Sorry looking critters, nae shoes, Hendrix hairdos. Foul-smellin. High as kites. Good lads.

Boongs. Hey RS.

[BrianFaePerth]

"Servos"? Wtf?!?

Fair dinkum. Tell the Sheila to throw another shrimp on the Barbie, ye dingbat.

Eh was at a servo this arvo.

[Sonoftherock]

Funny enough the only time ive seen petrol sniffers was in OZ. Boongs obviously. Sorry looking critters, nae shoes, Hendrix hairdos. Foul-smellin. High as kites. Good lads.

 

Do you know why they call them 'boongs'?

[The Boofon]

When did it become socially acceptable for people to use those gloves at the pumps?  Cave robbery of the highest order IMO.

 

 

Think Dazzy mentioned this a wee while back. I've never seen anyone use them.

[BWG]

You've never driven a diesel, have you?

 

My car is a diesel.

 

Not surprised you're pro gloves though TBH. 

[BrianFaePerth]

Do you know why they call them 'boongs'?

Yep, as does RS

[The Boofon]

Funny enough the only time ive seen petrol sniffers was in OZ. Boongs obviously. Sorry looking critters, nae shoes, Hendrix hairdos. Foul-smellin. High as kites. Good lads.

 

 

@@BrianFaePerth you're clearly a boong.

[Parklife]

My car is a diesel.

 

Not surprised you're pro gloves though TBH.

A bit strange you'd rather have diesel coated hands than wear gloves.

 

Still, i'm sure it makes you feel manly to have your hands stinking of diesel.

[The Boofon]

A bit strange you'd rather have diesel coated hands than wear gloves.

 

Still, i'm sure it makes you feel manly to have your hands stinking of diesel.

 

 

I've never encountered a handle coated in diesel either to my knowledge.

[Parklife]

Fair doos. Fairly common issue though, hence why the gloves are there in the first place.

[Sonoftherock]

Yep, as does RS

 

I'm sure he does... but your radar is off the mark again Bri!  Unless Rocket has packed in the golf stats and is now big in O&G (hell would freeze over before this happened).  Simply Red is posting from his office, on his works network!  

[The Boofon]

Fair doos. Fairly common issue though, hence why the gloves are there in the first place.

 

 

Snowflake generation. Hand sanitiser, gloves to fill the car up.

 

Absolute bumders.

[Foster14]

I've wondered why people use gloves before, but never thought of it much beyond leaving the petrol station.  

 

As someone who has had no sense of smell since I was old enough to drive, I've never thought of the possibility my hand would stink of petrol/diesel.  Probably one of the smells I miss the most.  

 

With the one glove approach, is there not a risk of getting the other hand stinky when you remove the glove?

[Foster14]

Snowflake generation. Hand sanitiser, gloves to fill the car up.

 

Absolute bumders.

 

Boofon at the petrol station!

 

[Zeus]

Love the 5 mile garage

[Simply Red]

Up yours brianfaeperth with yir sock puppet fantasies. Keep trying son, your making a terrific cunt of yourself in the process.

[The Boofon]

Used to get half decent gifts with Tiger tokens at the Esso stations. My pal from primary school's folks ran the Cullen one so we always used to get shit loads of them and free sweeties and drinks when we went up there. Closed now. Went bust.

[The Boofon]

Should be renamed deisel stations as well. More deisel cars than petrol in UK.

 

Made a cunt of spelling diesel there. 

 

Fuck it. It's staying.