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My pal used to work night shift at the BP on King Street late 90’s when he was a student. He’d get baked every night and go into work after. One night i knew he’d just bought a half ounce of hash which he’d have on him so thought itd be a laugh to phone him up on the shop landline pretending to be Sergeant Mckenzie from Ellon cop-shop wanting to speak to him in relation to a large quantity of cannabis bought from a Mr such and such earlier that evening who we now had in custody. The voice was convincing and he was baked af so he stuttered and stammered thru my interrogation, voice trembling like a gay lamb, until i laughed and he called me a cunt and i hung-up and went to bed. True story. He used to let us into the shop and help ourselves to porno mags and crisps. Friends in high places.

 

around same time had a mate who also worked there who also wasn’t the best of employees

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It's true

 

Minkers food. For people who can't cook. Really don't understand why Mexican food is so popular just now. I guess it's a hipster phase and it'll blow over, though.

I thought you were arite Poodles min!

Fajitas are a joy-especially if you make your own salsa,guacamole and do your own seasoning.

Add in some homemade coleslaw and some green and red jalapeños,maybe some wedges,and it’s ace.

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Yip Poodles, you are in the minority here.  I make great fajitas.  If we are ever in a situation where cooking is appropriate, I'll get your opinion changed. 

 

Also, Mexican restaurants can be good.  Was in one once when a couple of birds got naked on a table.  There were people with young families in there at the time!  I enjoyed the whole occasion immensely.  

 

Food is never high on the priority list when we're in company, so I'll understand if your dislike for fajitas continues.

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