The Hat Museum/ Archives

[BrianFaePerth]

quine

Your dundonian gets better and better.

[Arabian Knight]

mind ye hid tae gae tae yer bairns new school fir a sit doon wi teachers advisin oan protectin agenst predators n beasts.. little did thi ken the worst brute in toon wis sitting in the rim wi thim

[BrianFaePerth]

mind ye hid tae gae tae yer bairns new school fir a sit doon wi teachers advisin oan protectin agenst predators n beasts.. little did thi ken the worst brute in toon wis sitting in the rim wi thim

Eh did not got to any school with dad.

[Fridge]

How do you know?

[Henry]

The donations buzz15afc ran off with after she allegedly climbed that mountain.

[Fridge]

Brooke Satchwell's hymen

Fuck me had a quick google to remember what she looked like, how many crossovers. Is Moobs Matthew Newton? Did Boof do her in a cupboard as well?

 

Her five-year relationship with actor Matthew Newton ended in 2006. Newton was charged with four offences including common assault, intimidation and assault occasioning actual bodily harm against Satchwell. Three of the charges were withdrawn by prosecutors, Newton pleading guilty on the remaining charge of common assault.[14]

 

On 26 November 2008, Satchwell was in a building which was attacked by terrorists in the Mumbai Terrorist Attacks. She hid in a cupboard until gunfire ceased. One gunman passed by the cupboard as she sat hidden from view. Upon leaving the hotel, she claims to have seen several dead bodies.[15]

[Redforever86]

The shaven ape preserved in formaldehyde.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Disabled toilets at the museum permanently engaged with a booze and shite fragrance emanating from beneath the door as snoring noises are piped out from a speaker from within.

[Poodler]

Maybe she IS Boof

[The Boofon]

Maybe she IS Boof

We’ve two things in common. Both hid in a cupboard and both have never been fucked by manboobs.

[manboobs109]

We’ve two things in common. Both hid in a cupboard and both have never been fucked by manboobs.

You'll be hiding in a cupboard again if you keep up with that shit

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Kelt’s dog shit stained carpet.

[Studebaker-90]

Special attraction - the Arabian Knight translator

[Don Fonte]

Slut.

[Bluto10]

Slug

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Findus Crispy Pancakes served in the museum cafeteria.

[BrianFaePerth]

Catering by Morag

[Poodler]

Aberdeen Angus burgers provided by @@cow

[BrianFaePerth]

Bogs with their own “powder rooms”

[Poodler]

A quiet area for those devoid of personality

[Zeus]

A family portrait of the lads

 

[manboobs109]

Been done

[reekie_dock]

A portrait of the moose’s lug signed all the best next to Picture of Kingsford Stadium

[Ramandu]

A prayer room for afcwull.

[1983]

An Internet cafe using nearly new laptops donated by rooster booster

[BrianFaePerth]

Bluto’s dearly departed watch

[Poodler]

Has the thought for the day thread vanished?

[Arabian Knight]

caveman adipure jumper n farah breeks.. cunts oan fire since buriyin the hatchet wi the chebbed wan.. n henrys taein the fu force eh ez verbal thrusts.. cunt its liket nicht n diy since e come oot ez lull.. whin the awards come aboot wi goat tae credit tae the cave fir ez tenacity. Gade ableton dj innaw..

[HairyPie]

Has the thought for the day thread vanished?

 

I hope not.  ChutneyLove will be spinning in his grave.

[Henry]

caveman adipure jumper n farah breeks.. cunts oan fire since buriyin the hatchet wi the chebbed wan.. n henrys taein the fu force eh ez verbal thrusts.. cunt its liket nicht n diy since e come oot ez lull.. whin the awards come aboot wi goat tae credit tae the cave fir ez tenacity. Gade ableton dj innaw..

 

He'll clean up in the 'Least Witty' section.