ddia Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 That's exactly what I used to do*. Golf club within easy reach. *Except i didn't live in a hovel. Link to comment
Red_Rocket_1983 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 That's exactly what I used to do*. Golf club within easy reach. *Except i didn't live in a hovel. Classic MT. Link to comment
Reed or deed Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I just confront them with information that the house 2 doors down is worth breaking into, much more than mine. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 millers fuckin spent like a shell eh man Link to comment
ddia Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Nothing to do with being 'Classic MT' Going by the photos he posts, if someone broke into his Dundee abode, they'd probably leave him a couple of £'s before departing. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 12, 2019 Author Share Posted August 12, 2019 They’ve both been true to their word. I did see FnD online earlier the day however. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 millers mongol mind widna come oot wi acronyms liket d. d. i. a. if it didna mean somehin speshil tae him.. wonder wit it stans fir 1 Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 AfterDinner IDidA Shit Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 dinnadrinkisoprophylalcohol 1 Link to comment
Red_Rocket_1983 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 millers mongol mind widna come oot wi acronyms liket d. d. i. a. if it didna mean somehin speshil tae him.. wonder wit it stans fir DoesDicksInAss 1 Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Davie Dodds is attractive 1 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 12, 2019 Author Share Posted August 12, 2019 Dark dildo in arse 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Devils DandruffInhaledAnally Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 12, 2019 Author Share Posted August 12, 2019 DannyDevitoInspectsAnus Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Dandy DesiresImmediate Attention Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Trespass laws in Scotland are a fucking joke, I recently discovered. Called the cops on a case of trespass and vandalism, they turn up and explain all the reasons they can't do a fucking thing. I offered to sort out any cunt wandering onto my property myself since clearly the cops were basically worthless fuckers in fancy dress, to which the coppers detailed all the reasons I wasn't allowed to do anything either or I'd 'get myself in trouble'. They then went on to blame the SNP. From what I can gather the most you're legally allowed to do in Scotland is politely ask them to leave your property. After they've raped, robbed, and murdered you it's okay to call the police on the intruder, at which point the cops will rush around to your house by the end of the next business week and have you fill out some forms. You'll then have to sign a statement swearing that you didn't harm the young scallywag, otherwise you'll get in bother from the law. After speaking to the cops in Aberdeen I'm like 99% sure that even posting a picture of a golf club under your bed can be interpreted as intent to assault a burglar, which, as I'm sure you're now aware, could land you in bother. Link to comment
redone Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I'd fuck with their mind by killing my wife and kids myself, then walk out calmly , putting on a fake limp for a wee bit before almost imperceptibly changing to a normal stride Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I'd fuck with their mind by killing my wife and kids myself, then walk out calmly , putting on a fake limp for a wee bit before almost imperceptibly changing to a normal stride And like that... you're gone. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 You laugh at all Studes jokes. Quite sweet. That was an injoke I'd laugh at you, tbf Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 12, 2019 Author Share Posted August 12, 2019 I think he loves you Link to comment
Redstar Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Trespass laws in Scotland are a fucking joke, I recently discovered. Called the cops on a case of trespass and vandalism, they turn up and explain all the reasons they can't do a fucking thing. I offered to sort out any cunt wandering onto my property myself since clearly the cops were basically worthless fuckers in fancy dress, to which the coppers detailed all the reasons I wasn't allowed to do anything either or I'd 'get myself in trouble'. They then went on to blame the SNP. From what I can gather the most you're legally allowed to do in Scotland is politely ask them to leave your property. After they've raped, robbed, and murdered you it's okay to call the police on the intruder, at which point the cops will rush around to your house by the end of the next business week and have you fill out some forms. You'll then have to sign a statement swearing that you didn't harm the young scallywag, otherwise you'll get in bother from the law. After speaking to the cops in Aberdeen I'm like 99% sure that even posting a picture of a golf club under your bed can be interpreted as intent to assault a burglar, which, as I'm sure you're now aware, could land you in bother. I bet you were glad to get back to the States again buddy.,,, Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 if I lived in the states I’d deffo have a Blaine’s minigun for #HomeD that. and Stricklands pump Action shotgun from BTTF Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I bet you were glad to get back to the States again buddy.,,, To be fair to them, the Yanks take a dim view of folk breaking into your house with the intent to do harm to the occupants. Can't argue with their take on home defence. 1. if I lived in the states I’d deffo have a Blaine’s minigun for #HomeD that. and Stricklands pump Action shotgun from BTTF 1. If you meet a few basic criteria you can legally own a minigun. 2. That was a Mossberg 500. I have one for home defence. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 haha ace. you know what to shout then when you’ve put down a couple of rounds ... Sllaaaaaaaacckkkeeeeerrs Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Ever fired a gun, BMG? I have. I expected more tbh. It doesn't beat fingering poooosy Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 nah. Violence not my thing. but I do love Hollywood action heros and nerf Link to comment
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