manboobs109 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Nerf guns are class. I'd have fucking loved them when I was a nipper. Piss all over spud guns. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I bought a Star Wars nerf gun because it had a magazibe and was pump action as a child, I never had any, but there was a cool series of Rambo toys that had moving parts\add ons \etccool Rambo knivesand an ace m16 style assault rifle Link to comment
tiktak Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Dads WW2 Japanese sword. It's big and it's razor fucking sharp. Found that out for myself when I was playing around with it as a kid. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 I once took a gypsy home that I found in St Nich cemetery about 6am after the casino. She told me ghost stories. I would get her to come cast some spells. She fucked off to Portals in the end. Didn't shag her. May still have a picture somewhere Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 That was an injoke Obviously. Do you do any other kind of joke? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Double Dildo Inserted ASAP Link to comment
Site Sponsor Dom Sullivan Posted August 12, 2019 Site Sponsor Share Posted August 12, 2019 Dads WW2 Japanese sword. It's big and it's razor fucking sharp. Found that out for myself when I was playing around with it as a kid. My old boy had one of those too and I found out how sharp it was when I was playing around with it as a kid too. Coincidence or fit? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 My old boy had one of those too and I found out how sharp it was when I was playing around with it as a kid too. Coincidence or fit? Schizophrenia? Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 Depressed Delusional Intolerable ArseholeDescribes you as well. Nicely done. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted August 12, 2019 Share Posted August 12, 2019 A single bed? Still, you only need that if it’s just you and your girlfriend curled in at your feet. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 DazzyDeffIsAceHe did send me a goodbye PM saying I was ace so you never know. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted August 13, 2019 Author Share Posted August 13, 2019 I once took a gypsy home that I found in St Nich cemetery about 6am after the casino. She told me ghost stories. I would get her to come cast some spells.She fucked off to Portals in the end. Didn't shag her. May still have a picture somewherePG thread Link to comment
HairyPie Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 I'd film the intruder shagging wife then sell clip online / upload to pornhub. Get pissed in a shitty hotel on my lonesome and watch it back. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 He did send me a goodbye PM saying I was ace so you never know.I remember him being particularly fond of you and @@Roberto. Suppose it could also be Roberto. He's probably just sobering up after the CL victory. Blummin nutter. Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 There was a time MT genuinely hated me . He told me as much . He’d then send me a pm wanting to be buddies. Then he’d go back to hatred .Same. Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Some advice MT gave me before he went.. Promise me, Soops not to do the things I've doneWalk away from Capris if you canIt won't make you great If your ear’s a gammon steakI hope you're wise enough to understandSon, you don't have to fight to be desperate dan.Did he mention anything about it being hard to love a man who's legs are bent and paralysedbut the wants and the needs of man your age Soopy I realise? Link to comment
Hewitt a the pies Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 He didn’t noHe obviously only knows the one KR song then. Fuck him. Link to comment
Poodler Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Anyone seen the video of the boys house and cars being obliterated? He could've done with reading here Link to comment
Parklife Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 You’re lying again MT has never sent you a PM.Do you never tire of embarrassing yourself, David Morales? Link to comment
Fridge Posted August 13, 2019 Share Posted August 13, 2019 Anyone seen the video of the boys house and cars being obliterated? He could've done with reading hereNope get it fired on. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-49901878 Trump has been getting ideas from here. Link to comment
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