So Check Out This Absolute Pish

[Just Dandy]

So check out this absolute pish from the most deluded fuckwit on the site.

 

http://www.afc-chat.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=43796

 

Who is this clown?

[Guest the shepherd]

So check out this absolute pish from the most deluded fuckwit on the site.

 

http://www.afc-chat.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=43796

 

Who is this clown?

Mmm...don't know min but they are very optimistic, not a usual trait on this forum (me included). Maybe had their drink spiked at the time of posting?

[perthshirered]

Why did you use the word "so" at the start of the topic title?

[Just Dandy]

Why did you use the word "so" at the start of the topic title?

 

Because it's a characteristic syntactic trait of fuckwits, why else?

[Just Dandy]

Mmm...don't know min but they are very optimistic, not a usual trait on this forum (me included). Maybe had their drink spiked at the time of posting?

 

Thanks, that's what I'm gonna go with - had my drink spiked.

 

In fairness it was posted back in May, and I was looking forward to some incisive transfer market dealings.

 

Boy did I have a lot to learn.

[aberdeen1970]

Thanks, that's what I'm gonna go with - had my drink spiked.

 

In fairness it was posted back in May, and I was looking forward to some incisive transfer market dealings.

 

Boy did I have a lot to learn.

Rohypnol?

[Just Dandy]

Rohypnol?

 

Let's see - "impaired judgement... confusion... excitability... loss of memory of events".

 

Sounds about right.

 

But I think they need to add "Victim may believe Aberdeeen capable of winning league," to show how dangerous the drug really is.

[aberdeen1970]

Being a rape drug you may have experienced some other uncomfortable side effects!

[aberdeen1970]

That thread has certainly ripped you a new arsehole

[Just Dandy]

not worthy of a new thread. You could have bumped the thread you were referring to @mods

 

Fuck that - if I bump the thread folk might start posting on it again. It's better where it is.

 

Only reason I brought it up was I knew there would be one smart ass who'd remember it, decided to own it.

 

 

[Just Dandy]

That thread has certainly ripped you a new arsehole

 

Could this be the first time a rohypnol user has ripped themselves a new arsehole?

 

For clarity, I'm now predicting 4th place in the league.

 

Still probably suffering impaired judgement tbf. If we keep playing like today we'll nae be making the top 6.

[Arabian Knight]

this liket whin romesh ranganathan gits self depricatin aboot ez lazy eye.. indulgent

[ebbe]

Could this be the first time a rohypnol user has ripped themselves a new arsehole?

For clarity, I'm now predicting 4th place in the league.

Still probably suffering impaired judgement tbf. If we keep playing like today we'll nae be making the top 6.

4th?

 

Aye you’re still pished or out your face.

[maryhilldon]

A relegation scrap might be quite exciting, develop a good old fashioned seige mentality. Let's go for it.

[Fridge]

Could this be the first time a rohypnol user has ripped themselves a new arsehole?

 

For clarity, I'm now predicting 4th place in the league.

 

Still probably suffering impaired judgement tbf. If we keep playing like today we'll nae be making the top 6.

A rohypnol user?

 

I thought it’s sole purpose was for raping birds?

[Just Dandy]

A relegation scrap might be quite exciting, develop a good old fashioned seige mentality. Let's go for it.

 

Plus, relegation could offer the tantalising possibility of renewing our traditional rivalry with Dundee United.

 

There's a lot of positives to take.

[Just Dandy]

A rohypnol user?

 

I thought it’s sole purpose was for raping birds?

 

Don't think that would work min.

 

Wi that stuff, you'd be lucky to keep your eyelids at full mast, never mind your tadger.

[maryhilldon]

Plus, relegation could offer the tantalising possibility of renewing our traditional rivalry with Dundee United.

 

There's a lot of positives to take.

I don't want us to actually get relegated you mad man.

[Fridge]

Think the key is to give it to the bird. Once you’ve given up on utter shit chat about how you give a flying fuck about about how her granny is dying in a care home.

[Just Dandy]

I don't want us to actually get relegated you mad man.

 

It would be a risky strategy, certainly.

 

For one thing, United might actually get promoted, and then we'd really look foolish.

 

No, you're right, let's aim for 10th, leave ourselves a bit of slack.

[maryhilldon]

Think the key is to give it to the bird. Once you’ve given up on utter shit chat about how you give a flying fuck about about how her granny is dying in a care home.

You're quite a sinister character Fridge, i'm seeing another side to you lately.

[Just Dandy]

You're quite a sinister character Fridge, i'm seeing another side to you lately.

 

Makes you wonder what he keeps in that fridge.

[Fridge]

Makes you wonder what he keeps in that fridge.

Ha. Genuinely not.

 

Spend my whole fucking life with my my head down thinking fit the fuck now when the door opens.

 

Would help anyone out (other than Huns)

 

My online persona of being a bit of a complete prick is not what it seems.

[Fridge]

Hate seeing people in trouble and I help them as much as I can.

[aberdeen1970]

Can you give Stevie May a phone?

[Fridge]

Fucking would. Bet I could.

 

Don’t give a fuck about the main stand, everyone thinks you are shit.

 

Prove them wrong, I believe in you.

 

And get a haircut.

[maryhilldon]

Hate seeing people in trouble and I help them as much as I can.

Jeezo Fridge, was only kiddin. I feel bad now.

[Fridge]

Ha. No worries min!

[Henry]

@@Henry an expert in this area and could clarify.

My only experience of rohypnol was when Pete Tong spiked my drink at one of your fictional raves in the 90s.

 

Thankfully Carl Cox and Fatboy Slim stuck me in a taxi and I got home OK.

 

Was a great night that didn’t happen up until then though.