What's the worst injury you've inflicted...

[Guest milne_afc]

... On another human being, accidental or otherwise.

 

Expecting two pages by midnight.

[Poodler]

Once cut off a mans ear whilst listening to Gerry Rafferty

 

 

 

 

Then I glassed a barmaid

[Ke1t]

Drop kicked a punk ass over a table of sandwiches. 

 

In slow motion. 

[Guest milne_afc]

I once shouted "FIRE" a packed cinema. The fire door opened onto stairwell 13 at one of the Glasgow football grounds.

 

Someone twisted their ankle.

[Poodler]

I once carried a boy aff a football pitch after a 50/50 and ruined his career

 

Should never have done it

[Fridge]

Never thrown a punch in my life however have broken two players legs.

 

Obviously have thrown in a few horrendous challenges at some point but both of these were innocent

 

Cracked a boy’s knee cap and nailed a boy’s shin. Horrible.

 

Worst thing is both thing I was on the wing where I played, never lost my temper just went for the ball. Still feel sorry for them.

[Henry]

Shagged a woman to death.

 

[Fridge]

[Poodler]

Made a radge of a hatter by quoting all his posts about Neil Lennon

 

[BrianFaePerth]

Crashed a party for a septic burd who was leaving to fly home to US and A the next day, then accidentally set fire to her hair with someone’s lighter. By all accounts it got messy. Eh remember very little as eh was very very drunk.

[maryhilldon]

Never thrown a punch in my life however have broken two players legs.

 

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How is it possible to reach adulthood without ever being in a scrap? Not even at school?

[BrianFaePerth]

Tore the innards of some fat oaf that me and the crew had bent over a Skoda in the Dam.

 

Back in the day.

Is that how you got the aids?

[Fridge]

How is it possible to reach adulthood without ever being in a scrap? Not even at school?

Well maybe at school, I was just trying to make the point that I wasn’t trying to say I am some sort of hard man and showing off.

 

And indeed I do still feel guilty about breaking their legs.

[styrofoamplates]

Once blocked a stairwell at a Scottish football stadium in 1971

[Torry Tosser]

I once when getting chased by about 20 St Johnstone fans all the way to our supporters bus,turn round and threw my fish supper in one of their faces...Does that make me a fuckin hard geezer?

[BrianFaePerth]

A fuckin hungry one

[Chewie37]

Could you give a man a lethal blow?

  

Surprised Bri never commented on this one.......

 

 

How is it possible to reach adulthood without ever being in a scrap? Not even at school?

Thalidomide?

[Chewie37]

Smacked a boy in the face with a cricket bat once playing “cricket” at BB, caught him right in the mouth he was lying in a puddle of blood, wisnae nice. Stupid English sport

[BrianFaePerth]

Smacked a boy in the face with a cricket bat once playing “cricket” at BB, caught him right in the mouth he was lying in a puddle of blood, wisnae nice. Stupid English sport

That reminds me eh hit a family friend, a Don now eh think about it over the head with a putter playing crazy golf when eh was 9.

 

He deserved it.

 

His mother recognised his scream from the other side of the park, some place near St Andrews and came running.

[BrianFaePerth]

Also drove a golf ball at my brother when arguing about who got to tee off first. He had the dimpled outline of a golf ball bruise on his stomach for ages.

[Torry Tosser]

I would have rather taken a beating with the fish supper safely tucked under my arm

 

Love a fish supper, me

It was a Perth Fish supper though,far too much batter and nae fish.

[BrianFaePerth]

I beat up Jonathan at laser quest with the gun whilst attending his birthday party.

Why were you attending a kids birthday party?

[strachanmcgheegoal]

I once helped to form a majority on a chat room site to convince a couple of posters (who were being boring cunts) to take a break.

 

Fucking nails I am.

[Torry Tosser]

I once squashed in one hand a packet of marshmallows belonging to the wife,because she made me wash the dishes.

[styrofoamplates]

I burnt my dad's back by switching on the gas rings of the cooker when he was sitting next to it whilst on the phone to his brother in America

[Zeus]

Air hockey puck clean aff the wifes coupon at cadonas.

 

Completely unintentional

[Fridge]

Once blocked a stairwell at a Scottish football stadium in 1971

Ha. I once opened a gate at Hillsborough when I was a steward and told anyone without a ticket it was free entry.

 

Luckily it’s all been forgotten about now and not in the news every 2 weeks.

[Poodler]

With a name like that I bet you're holding back a few stories

[BrianFaePerth]

Ha. I once opened a gate at Hillsborough when I was a steward and told anyone without a ticket it was free entry.

Luckily it’s all been forgotten about now and not in the news every 2 weeks.

@sickdonsfans

[BrianFaePerth]

Ha. I once opened a gate at Hillsborough when I was a steward and told anyone without a ticket it was free entry.

Luckily it’s all been forgotten about now and not in the news every 2 weeks.

 

Doubler. AK shags dugs