What's the worst injury you've inflicted...

[Studebaker-90]

You did the right thing. Canna be getting away with such flagrant hunnery,

[Fridge]

Suppose if the cops witnessed it you’re fucked.

 

Still seems a harsh punishment for one punch.

 

I would have thought a couple hundred pound fine and don’t do it again.

[StandFree1982]

Waste of a good banjo as well.

 

I think he meant that he flicked the boy with his penis. Banjo end first. 

[NEM]

I think he meant that he flicked the boy with his penis. Banjo end first.

Nae chance I’m breaking someone’s jaw with my tadger

 

Unfortunately

[Simply Red]

Banjo'd a boy for singing Rangers songs at the taxi rank about 15 years ago not realising old bill were across the road. Turned oot the glass faced poof had a broken jaw.

 

 

Sore one at court that - probabtion, community service and worst of all had to pay the hun bastard compensation

Well played mate. Unacceptable behaviour from the hun.

Broken jaw, at least you got value for money.

[Chewie37]

Shag any of them ya big poof?

Obviously, army faggots

 

Edit: actually I pulled one of their birds one night, not realising she was seeing him. Next day him and his two big mates bumped into me and my brother and he asked if I’d pulled her, “aye, last night” could tell they were dying to jump me, but I think one of them recognised my brother and he was a bit of a tough nut back then, they pussied out, I was actually none the wiser why they were pissed off until that night when it was a big drama and finally got told I’d pulled his bird......oops

[Chewie37]

Banjo'd a boy for singing Rangers songs at the taxi rank about 15 years ago not realising old bill were across the road.  Turned oot the glass faced poof had a broken jaw.

 

 

Sore one at court that - probabtion, community service and worst of all had to pay the hun bastard compensation

Pretty sure you could retrospectively counter sue him for bigotry and sectarianism, which inflamed and caused the incident of self defence

[alscotoz]

Bumped into the back of a colleague at work (accident) as they were refilling paper into photocopier. Horrific papercuts to all parts of the body. Lost a shitload of blood, but happily survived. Moved on soon afterwards...promotion.

[BrianFaePerth]

Bumped into the back of a colleague at work (accident) as they were refilling paper into photocopier. Horrific papercuts to all parts of the body. Lost a shitload of blood, but happily survived. Moved on soon afterwards...promotion.

Was it the Christmas party and did he (accidentally) have his pants down?

[SheepieBaaBaa]

Can’t.........accidentally made friends with a UDA commander back in 2000. I’ve told that story before

 

Hun 

[SheepieBaaBaa]

I gave a train conductor the 5 finger death punch.

 

Hate the transport sector.

[BrianFaePerth]

I gave a train conductor the 5 finger death punch.

 

Hate the transport sector.

Love Sham Pain

[Poodler]

Brizo straight in there with the ol' bum antics jape.

3rd one I've read this morning!

[elephantstone78]

3rd one I've read this morning!

A clear sign of a repressed homosexual. Henry/Harcus was the same a few years ago but seems to have “cured” himself, perhaps by marrying a man?

[Poodler]

Turned to animals instead

[Fridge]

The Michael Barrymore swimming pool was what first alerted me.

[BrianFaePerth]

The Michael Barrymore swimming pool was what first alerted me.

Jealous were you?

[alscotoz]

Was it the Christmas party and did he (accidentally) have his pants down?

 

You're telling the story/fantasy.