Your Own Shooting Spree

[Poodler]

So here it is!

 

Where would you go on a spree?

 

What weapons would you use?

 

Would you leave a manifesto etc?

 

Would you suicide your way out or come out in cuffs?

 

It's entirely your call!

[BrianFaePerth]

So here it is!

 

Where would you go on a spree?

 

What weapons would you use?

 

Would you leave a manifesto etc?

 

Would you suicide your way out or come out in cuffs?

 

It's entirely your call!

@@Police

[Chewie37]

Hypothetically speaking, you’d need to plan somewhere with maximum numbers in a quick period before law enforcement were alerted. Then if you’re aiming for escape/survival/shootout have your strategy ready

 

Ordnance required:

Thunderflash grenades

Smoke grenades

C4 for diversionary explosion

2 x heckler & koch with multiple magazines

2 x handguns as backup

 

I’d have an extra option hidden for my escape run, but that’s secret obvs

 

All hypothetical of course

[Simply Red]

Ibrox

Flamethrower and Bazooka

Understood to have died in the inferno but actually on the first flight out of GLA to Bolivia pronto afterwards.

The wife and bairn will come out and join me after a few years by which stage i will also have a young latino family.

We will mark the special day every year with a bbq and a massive bonfire

[Reed or deed]

Ibrox

Flamethrower and Bazooka

Understood to have died in the inferno but actually on the first flight out of GLA to Bolivia pronto afterwards.

The wife and bairn will come out and join me after a few years by which stage i will also have a young latino family.

We will mark the special day every year with a bbq and a massive bonfire

Lol

[Poodler]

Ibrox

Flamethrower and Bazooka

Understood to have died in the inferno but actually on the first flight out of GLA to Bolivia pronto afterwards.

The wife and bairn will come out and join me after a few years by which stage i will also have a young latino family.

We will mark the special day every year with a bbq and a massive bonfire

Haha

[Redforever86]

Ibrox

Flamethrower and Bazooka

Understood to have died in the inferno but actually on the first flight out of GLA to Bolivia pronto afterwards.

The wife and bairn will come out and join me after a few years by which stage i will also have a young latino family.

We will mark the special day every year with a bbq and a massive bonfire

Close thread.

[Fridge]

Ibrox

Flamethrower and Bazooka

Understood to have died in the inferno but actually on the first flight out of GLA to Bolivia pronto afterwards.

The wife and bairn will come out and join me after a few years by which stage i will also have a young latino family.

We will mark the special day every year with a bbq and a massive bonfire

I’m nae wanting to quash this outstanding plan but out of interest where are you planning on getting a hold of a flamethrower and a bazooka? Costco?

[Parklife]

I’m nae wanting to quash this outstanding plan but out of interest where are you planning on getting a hold of a flamethrower and a bazooka? Costco?

Home made flamethrower. Bazooka obtained from a rogue East German agent ala Deutschland 86.

[Bluto10]

Home made flamethrower. Bazooka obtained from a rogue East German agent ala Deutschland 86.

I’d go for a glock 7 and then fly home with it from nearest airport

[Fridge]

Wherever Piers Morgan drinks.

His brother used to own the Handsome Cab up Earl’s Court way.

 

I am in no way condoning somebody purchases a bazooka and takes the place out for the record @@Police

[Don Fonte]

Wherever Piers Morgan drinks.

A lot more deserving than him.

[JakieBastard]

I can't believe folk manage to get wound up by Piers Morgan and haven't worked him out.

 

He is a modern creation whereby you stay current and clickable by saying controversial stuff. He has perfected it because he keeps a mainstream top media gig going but also gets regular outraged responses on social media by woke celebs who should know better. So he is constantly a talking point and walks away with lots of dough off the back of it. He feeds off the outrage

 

Katie Hopkins was walking the tightrope for a while but got too right wing and desperate and now she is damaged goods for the red top papers. I don't think she believes half the stuff she comes out with either. It's just how she pays her bills and she doesn't give a shit what folk think as long as they are talking about her

[JakieBastard]

A lot more deserving than him.

As a follow up and in agreement with you min, it's the folk that have created the climate that allows folk like Piers Morgan to make hay. They're the real dangerous ones. The Tory politicans and media owners who set the agenda and have the court jesters like Morgan happy to normalise their agenda amongst the masses

[Bluto10]

having opinions on celebs

 

 

LOL

[Simply Red]

I will flame-thrower hopkins but i will also fuck her flaming kadavro i want her while the blood is pumping

[Simply Red]

[Bluto10]

show me

[Simply Red]

show me

Dont start that again you cunt

 

You take pictures

I write words

[Simply Red]

An expert approximation of italian house piano=phat 90s pop

 

Cuntholes

[Bluto10]

brilliant tune that

Along with U R Best Thing

[Ke1t]

Although I have the means to go on a crazy shooting spree, and have identified the multiplex as the ideal place to do so... and have the duffel bag I would need to carry all the extra weapons and ammo to really make a brilliant go of it...  I would never do anything that antisocial.

 

I love people.

 

@police 

[Bluto10]

I’m more of a shooter and sawn off in a holdall type

 

I’ve got the head bag, just needing the muscle.

Poodz can get that for me from the dark web

 

any used car sakesmen get me a decent jag xjr from circa 2000?

[HairyPie]

Do they fly direct to Bolivia from GLA?

 

That's the only flaw I see in Mick's plan.

[G31DON]

I can't believe folk manage to get wound up by Piers Morgan and haven't worked him out.

 

He is a modern creation whereby you stay current and clickable by saying controversial stuff. He has perfected it because he keeps a mainstream top media gig going but also gets regular outraged responses on social media by woke celebs who should know better. So he is constantly a talking point and walks away with lots of dough off the back of it. He feeds off the outrage

 

Katie Hopkins was walking the tightrope for a while but got too right wing and desperate and now she is damaged goods for the red top papers. I don't think she believes half the stuff she comes out with either. It's just how she pays her bills and she doesn't give a shit what folk think as long as they are talking about her

She's bankrupt now after slandering someone on twitter. Lassie just asked for an apology, Hopkins declined, lost in court and couldn't pay for the lawyers' costs.

[Don Fonte]

True.

 

Moccachino cafes/bars.

Agreed. Who puts chocolate in their coffee, wimps and faggots.

 

Us real men prefer a nice strong macchiato.

[BrianFaePerth]

Agreed. Who puts chocolate in their coffee, wimps and faggots.

 

Us real men prefer a nice strong macchiato.

Real men drink black coffee.

[Bluto10]

agree with Bri on this one

 

canna beat a ten a.m. double espresso and aperolspritz

[Don Fonte]

Real men suck black cocks.

Crikey.

[Poodler]

Real men drink black coffee.

Espresso. Of which, I'll be posting shortly

 

Stay tuned Bri, gay joke at the ready!