Fridge Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Nips for a quick pint, some guy comes in and say’s he wants to pay his deposit for his Christmas Day dinner. Lassie behind the bar asks him what date it is. Would give her 1% benefit of the doubt that she misheard that it was Christmas Day and maybe thought it could be anytime in December but I don’t think she did. Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Love committing RAOI Any personal faves? Week before last, or maybe last, got binned out of a pub in town for being in the ladies toilets engaging in the old hullaballoo whilst the police darts team were playing. On reflection, that was stupid. Link to comment
Henry Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Don't Stand So Close to Me (on the oche) Link to comment
Henry Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Every Litte Dart She Throws is Magic Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Roxaaaaaannnne 1, this will keep the wife happy, it’s a brand new vacuum cleaner. Roxaaaaaannnne Bully’s special prize, a state of the art DVD Player. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Keep out of the black and into the red, nothing in this game for the bed’s too big without you. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 How expensive a Christmas dinner are we talking here?That must be a Sting solo number. Link to comment
Henry Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 How expensive a Christmas dinner are we talking here? Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 That must be a Sting solo number. Haha Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Might form a The Police tribute band .The band is too big without you Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Not sure about playing bass though . Any bass players ?Btw Stewart Copeland is an amazeballs drummer .he peaked with the equalizer theme tune imo cool-beers Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Joined an Aberdeen board despite being a Dundee fan. Still ended up as their top boy. Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 4, 2019 Author Share Posted October 4, 2019 Forgot to shower or use deodorant more like Link to comment
Poodler Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Joined an Aberdeen board despite being a Dundee fan. Still ended up as their top boy.Bumbaclart Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 4, 2019 Author Share Posted October 4, 2019 Anyone who can play guitar can play bass, piece of piss. I’m nae bad on most musical instruments - check me, I’ve nae won the Brit’s yet, it’s coming. For some reason cannot play the drums worth a fuck. You would think as I have Rhythm it should be a piece of piss but I just can’t do it worth a fuck. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Bumbaclart Loved her romantic novels. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Anyone buying a guitar would win this thread. Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 4, 2019 Author Share Posted October 4, 2019 I’ve played both and generally speaking bass is far easier than guitar.Correct. If you know your scales bass is all about Rhythm. it Is clearly more difficult to be producing some extravagant lead guitar solo. If you’re a good guitarist you can play bass. Link to comment
Fridge Posted October 4, 2019 Author Share Posted October 4, 2019 Disagree. Both guitar and bass can take on rhythm and lead duties. All guitar solos are based on scales anyway . There's a misconception among guitarists that because the bass has less strings it's easier to play. Come on SH. There’s a limit you can do on a bass. I’m far from saying it is a piece of piss but I have helped out bands before despite rarely playing bass and just going by the frets and knowing the chords got away with it. Nae saying I was fucking any good but busked it. I doubt a bassist would be able to do the same with the guitar. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Marr is the best guitarist Rourke the best bass playerdon’t think anything will ever top Hendrix for me as a geetarist Link to comment
Simply Red Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Marr is the best guitarist Rourke the best bass playerPretty much. Rourke doesnt get the credit he deserves for his contribution to the sound of that band. He was fucking superb. Agree with Hans comments. Ive been playing bass for 26yr and i’d say the best bassists make it look easy. Its easy to blag basic bass guitar just as its easy to blag most things on a basic level. Its hard to be good at it. James Jamerson/motown session weaponRobbie Shakespeare/sly and robbieMcartneyJah WobbleManiHookyFoxtonJohn Paul JonesEntwistleJack BruceAston Barrett Some of the big hitters in the game as far as im concerned. Link to comment
Simply Red Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 What about 'Kingy' SR?. Has to be up there.Hes actually my default answer whenever anyone asks who my fave is. He’s not but it allows me to play air bass under my chin whenever hes mentioned. All that slap stuff isnt my bag but nae doot he can play that thing. Level 42 is also always my default answer in a lift when asked ‘what floor’ Link to comment
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