tightbreeks Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 Family, friends and the Chinese grand masters that tought me the secrets of hokuto shin ken. They will sit at the back and leave straight away. 1 Link to comment
ebbe Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 Family, friends and the Chinese grand masters that tought me the secrets of hokuto shin ken. They will sit at the back and leave straight away.Boy a fibula surgeon? Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 Joey have a unique knowledge of the human anatomy. Good friend of mine is an anaesthetic specialist.mhe no doubt has access to George's marvellous medicine. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted November 14, 2019 Share Posted November 14, 2019 joey!?! Don't know where that comes from. I probably meant the grand masters. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 joey!?! Don't know where that comes from. I probably meant the grand masters.Your posts are becoming harder to decipher lately. What's going on? Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Was @@YorkDon doing the Heffner.Only 1 at my funeral. Torry Tossers Mrs.Obviously Moobs will have died of a heart attack before your AIDS kicks in. Bummer I’m going to clone myself so I’ll be able to attend my own funeral, also won’t want to spend much as I’ll still be alive...... Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Tempted to go the full Catholic* Latin Mass route, in a deliberate attempt to keep numbers down. *I'm not actually Catholic, so might need to work on the sincerity of my deathbed conversion. @@The Oxford Don That will have the opposite effect! People appreciate a bit of substance, even the non-religious. (Great music also Dies Irae etc). I was at a Requiem Mass recently actually, very profound and so much better than the modern mush. I like it how it establishes that this is serious stuff, and it seems that this motivating awareness can even transcend grief. There was a couple of chaps brought in to sing - they did well. It didn't occur to me until much later that they might know people in the wider music scene. (They weren't the usual Una Voce or SSPX guys I have heard sing before, so maybe from Edinburgh). Apparently some mob are singing in Canongate Kirk this Christmas which I am hoping to go to. I was also at my first ever humanist funeral recently - in fact the same week as the Requiem. Very stark contrast. I actually liked aspects of it - the deceased was a young woman in her 30s (a colleague) originally from Central America and it was nice to learn about her background and sadly too-short life. Her husband (scottish) got up and spoke about his wife, which must have been very difficult - he did exceptionally well and gave a fine tribute. She had two daughters - one in early teens and one just about 2. I thought the humanist service offered the bereaved family very little comfort, all the guy had to offer was to keep repeating "ah, well, she wouldn't want you to be too upset". As the focus was all about the deceased and her relationships, I also thought it was pretty brutal for the family. E.g. they played the song they had as the first dance at the wedding, thus surely making that forever a sad song, instead of a happy one. Had the humanist guy announced "and now the family will be scourged at the pillar, to further compound their misery" I wouldn't not have been surprised. You wonder, if they really do think this is the end, what is even really the point of a funeral? If I am lucky enough to find myself burning in Purgatory (as opposed to Hell) after death, I don't want folk talking about my life or what music I liked, but rather Masses to be offered and prayers to be said. Get me out of here! Or I will haunt the bastards! Link to comment
Simply Red Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 @@The Oxford Don That will have the opposite effect! People appreciate a bit of substance, even the non-religious. (Great music also Dies Irae etc). I was at a Requiem Mass recently actually, very profound and so much better than the modern mush. I like it how it establishes that this is serious stuff, and it seems that this motivating awareness can even transcend grief. Right enough.Kafflik funerals can be pretty profound with the latin and ting. Link to comment
fatjim Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 @@The Oxford Don That will have the opposite effect! People appreciate a bit of substance, even the non-religious. (Great music also Dies Irae etc). I was at a Requiem Mass recently actually, very profound and so much better than the modern mush. I like it how it establishes that this is serious stuff, and it seems that this motivating awareness can even transcend grief. There was a couple of chaps brought in to sing - they did well. It didn't occur to me until much later that they might know people in the wider music scene. (They weren't the usual Una Voce or SSPX guys I have heard sing before, so maybe from Edinburgh). Apparently some mob are singing in Canongate Kirk this Christmas which I am hoping to go to. I was also at my first ever humanist funeral recently - in fact the same week as the Requiem. Very stark contrast. I actually liked aspects of it - the deceased was a young woman in her 30s (a colleague) originally from Central America and it was nice to learn about her background and sadly too-short life. Her husband (scottish) got up and spoke about his wife, which must have been very difficult - he did exceptionally well and gave a fine tribute. She had two daughters - one in early teens and one just about 2. I thought the humanist service offered the bereaved family very little comfort, all the guy had to offer was to keep repeating "ah, well, she wouldn't want you to be too upset". As the focus was all about the deceased and her relationships, I also thought it was pretty brutal for the family. E.g. they played the song they had as the first dance at the wedding, thus surely making that forever a sad song, instead of a happy one. Had the humanist guy announced "and now the family will be scourged at the pillar, to further compound their misery" I wouldn't not have been surprised. You wonder, if they really do think this is the end, what is even really the point of a funeral? If I am lucky enough to find myself burning in Purgatory (as opposed to Hell) after death, I don't want folk talking about my life or what music I liked, but rather Masses to be offered and prayers to be said. Get me out of here! Or I will haunt the bastards! Religious services always seem to focus too much on the superstition. I came to say goodbye to the deceased not to say hello to fucking Jesus. 4 1 Link to comment
Henry Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 @@The Oxford Don That will have the opposite effect! People appreciate a bit of substance, even the non-religious. (Great music also Dies Irae etc). I was at a Requiem Mass recently actually, very profound and so much better than the modern mush. I like it how it establishes that this is serious stuff, and it seems that this motivating awareness can even transcend grief. There was a couple of chaps brought in to sing - they did well. It didn't occur to me until much later that they might know people in the wider music scene. (They weren't the usual Una Voce or SSPX guys I have heard sing before, so maybe from Edinburgh). Apparently some mob are singing in Canongate Kirk this Christmas which I am hoping to go to. I was also at my first ever humanist funeral recently - in fact the same week as the Requiem. Very stark contrast. I actually liked aspects of it - the deceased was a young woman in her 30s (a colleague) originally from Central America and it was nice to learn about her background and sadly too-short life. Her husband (scottish) got up and spoke about his wife, which must have been very difficult - he did exceptionally well and gave a fine tribute. She had two daughters - one in early teens and one just about 2. I thought the humanist service offered the bereaved family very little comfort, all the guy had to offer was to keep repeating "ah, well, she wouldn't want you to be too upset". As the focus was all about the deceased and her relationships, I also thought it was pretty brutal for the family. E.g. they played the song they had as the first dance at the wedding, thus surely making that forever a sad song, instead of a happy one. Had the humanist guy announced "and now the family will be scourged at the pillar, to further compound their misery" I wouldn't not have been surprised. You wonder, if they really do think this is the end, what is even really the point of a funeral? If I am lucky enough to find myself burning in Purgatory (as opposed to Hell) after death, I don't want folk talking about my life or what music I liked, but rather Masses to be offered and prayers to be said. Get me out of here! Or I will haunt the bastards! Fingers crossed we find out what kind of funeral you get soon. 2 1 Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 You wonder, if they really do think this is the end, what is even really the point of a funeral? To pay tribute to the deceased, why do you think you daft cunt? Or maybe atheists should just be tossed into a skip? Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Who actually read all that? Link to comment
ebbe Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 No cuntI think you’d attract at least 3 mourners. Link to comment
Fridge Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 I genuinely wouldn’t mind nobody turning up. Fridge is fucked, tatties over the side, quick somber moment to appreciate how much of a ledge I was and move on. Rather that than paying a fortune on funeral fees, people taking days off work and folk mourning in tears with sad hymns. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 I genuinely wouldn’t mind nobody turning up. Fridge is fucked, tatties over the side, quick somber moment to appreciate how much of a ledge I was and move on. Rather that than paying a fortune on funeral fees, people taking days off work and folk mourning in tears with sad hymns.I don't think you're gonna be disappointed. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 @@The Oxford Don (Great music also Dies Irae etc). Money don't make my world go round I'm reaching out to a higher ground SHOOT Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 To pay tribute to the deceased, why do you think you daft cunt? Or maybe atheists should just be tossed into a skip? Hell no, a skip would cost money. However such a curt disposal is be the logical conclusion of the atheist outlook, rather than some faux religious ceremony. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Fingers crossed we find out what kind of funeral you get soon. Its already obvious what kind of funeral I will have. Ass. Link to comment
Clydeside_Sheep Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Who actually read all that? All y'all. Pardon me for occasionally venturing more than a handful of syllables! Link to comment
fatjim Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Its already obvious what kind of funeral I will have. Ass. A paedophile one? Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Its already obvious what kind of funeral I will have. Ass.A fairytale one. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 I genuinely wonder if a devotee of another religion would get the same stick as CS on here. I doubt it tbh. 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 As long as they shut the fuck up about it and didn’t try to impose their personal beliefs on anyone else they would be ok .TBF imposing personal beliefs is what most people do on here every day Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 It's not a source of factual information Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Hokuto shin ken, fist of the North star. If ever there was a series made for 3D film, this was it. You tube punching mania and you'll see. Avatar would look likes child's play. Kens 100 crack fist bursting through the screen making you sit back in your chair going woooah, this is what 3D was for. Alas 3D is gone and never to be seen again. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Hokuto shin ken, fist of the North star. If ever there was a series made for 3D film, this was it. You tube punching mania and you'll see. Avatar would look likes child's play. Kens 100 crack fist bursting through the screen making you sit back in your chair going woooah, this is what 3D was for. Alas 3D is gone and never to be seen again. Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Hokuto shin ken, fist of the North star. If ever there was a series made for 3D film, this was it. You tube punching mania and you'll see. Avatar would look likes child's play. Kens 100 crack fist bursting through the screen making you sit back in your chair going woooah, this is what 3D was for. Alas 3D is gone and never to be seen again. Link to comment
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