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1 hour ago, shut up meg said:

No worries, I was referencing your future Raith player comment.

In  regards to all clubs having mental fans, you just need to look at this board to realise how mental some fans can be.

To most football fans they have 100% confidence in their own opinions and total disdain for anyone who differs. Spose we're all the same. But it never fails to amaze me how any thread ends up in an argument by about post 5. Personal insults by about post 9.

Know what I mean big nose? 

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42 minutes ago, afc1903mad said:

Nice delusional spin.

You wanted to keep and thought you could do on the cheap, as you did with Hickey.

So who's the Inverness (or similar) superstar that going to change your team into a top 4 team? Were you not after some kid from Raith who opted to go to Partick Thistle

Here's how I see it. We probably could have kept Irving for about 1,500 a week only. But why? We didn't see him as first team and probably don't think he'll be a sellable asset in the future. That salary would probably secure McGregor at Inverness or Tait at Raith. Maybe slightly more. Albeit transfer fees involved. Both are better players with bigger futures. Plus we're trying to slim down a bloated squad anyway. That's the facts. 

We were never keeping Hickey. He was entitled to look for a big move to a club we can't compete with. 

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14 minutes ago, Wester Hailes Skins said:

Here's how I see it. We probably could have kept Irving for about 1,500 a week only. But why? We didn't see him as first team and probably don't think he'll be a sellable asset in the future. That salary would probably secure McGregor at Inverness or Tait at Raith. Maybe slightly more. Albeit transfer fees involved. Both are better players with bigger futures. Plus we're trying to slim down a bloated squad anyway. That's the facts. 

We were never keeping Hickey. He was entitled to look for a big move to a club we can't compete with. 

You couldn't compete with Hibs for Daniel MacKay from Inverness. Other than the boy Ginelly that you had on loan, have you recruited anybody?

Naismith retired, Irvine opted not to extend, preferring the German 3rd division.

Are you guys strengthening or going with a slim down squad that struggled in the championship at times?

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50 minutes ago, afc1903mad said:

You couldn't compete with Hibs for Daniel MacKay from Inverness. Other than the boy Ginelly that you had on loan, have you recruited anybody?

Naismith retired, Irvine opted not to extend, preferring the German 3rd division.

Are you guys strengthening or going with a slim down squad that struggled in the championship at times?

It's hard to defend if I'm honest. I heard some pretty worrying things last week about inside Hearts but can't repeat. So yeah, my confidence is down 3 points at the moment. But. The club isn't quite as leaky as it used to be so they might surprise us with a flurry of top class signings that fans didn't see coming. 

As things stand we've seen 12 leave the squad and 1 arrive who was actually part of last season's squad anyway. 

Season ticket sales are at 7k. Would suggest that's poor for this time of the year. The fans really need to see new players on the pitch with the scarf above their heads soon. Kickback has about 200 pages of pish about this. And none has been right. 

Daniel Mackay a great shout. But fans start suggesting we didn't move for him cos we've someone better lined up. Typical wishful thinking becomes forum fact. 

Savage better be working 16 hour days. I hear he's a nice guy. I couldn't give a shit. 

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45 minutes ago, Wester Hailes Skins said:

It's hard to defend if I'm honest. I heard some pretty worrying things last week about inside Hearts but can't repeat. So yeah, my confidence is down 3 points at the moment. But. The club isn't quite as leaky as it used to be so they might surprise us with a flurry of top class signings that fans didn't see coming. 

As things stand we've seen 12 leave the squad and 1 arrive who was actually part of last season's squad anyway. 

Season ticket sales are at 7k. Would suggest that's poor for this time of the year. The fans really need to see new players on the pitch with the scarf above their heads soon. Kickback has about 200 pages of pish about this. And none has been right. 

Daniel Mackay a great shout. But fans start suggesting we didn't move for him cos we've someone better lined up. Typical wishful thinking becomes forum fact. 

Savage better be working 16 hour days. I hear he's a nice guy. I couldn't give a shit. 

Admin 2?

Best get ready for funniest franchise in Scottish football history "Hearts - Admin 2, Relegation Boogaloo"

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2 hours ago, Parklife said:

I tell no lies: 

https://www.thefreelibrary.com/CRUNCH+MATCH%3B+Defender's+jaw+and+teeth+smashed+in+'attack'.-a0160298214

I Used to go watch East Stirlingshire often when he played for them. Was an excellent player at that level. 

Thanks for this Parkie. 

I'd no idea. Cannae make my mind up if I now like him more, or less. 

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1 minute ago, Wester Hailes Skins said:

3 nil on post 1990 Scottish Cups. Probably make the final again this year like the last two. Ta. 

LOL, don't go there.

Aberdeen have had more success in competitions despite being around 27 years less.

19-16 is it not?

Also you robbed the poppy fund for at least one of those cups

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8 minutes ago, NEM said:

If we're going back in time it's 5-0 on relegations in my lifetime ?

Tinpot

Is there a more yo-yo team than Hearts?

They even have it in their song "They may go down but they'll always come back up"

Maybe the next sweepstake should be how long till they go back down again

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4 hours ago, Wester Hailes Skins said:

We've been abysmal on the football front ever since Budge arrived. Worst players. Worst managers. Worst results. Relagation. 

In that time our record against Aberdeen has been. 

Aberdeen wins - 9

Hearts wins  - 7

Draws - 4

Hardly the one sided, Aberdeen dominated results you'd guess at. Looking forward to the Tynie game. 

Poor trolling

In that time you've been relegated / finished behind us every season and won a major trophy less recently. This is despite us being in the Mcinnes era death throes for the past 18 months.

Typical tiny tinpot Hearts to be happy with all that just because you ALMOST won as many games as us in the random period of time you've chosen.

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59 minutes ago, Wester Hailes Skins said:

3 nil on post 1990 Scottish Cups. Probably make the final again this year like the last two. Ta. 

Did you not go out to Brora and Alloa in last seasons cup competitions ? ?

I thought you would remember the last Scottish Cup Final as Hibs were in it, tiny clubs like Hearts seem to obsess about teams like Hibs. Nothing better to do.

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6 hours ago, afc1903mad said:

LOL, don't go there.

Aberdeen have had more success in competitions despite being around 27 years less.

19-16 is it not?

Also you robbed the poppy fund for at least one of those cups

Dunno. I only really think about the honours I've seen us win in person. As an adult. Which is 3 Scottish Cups.??? 

And I admit Aberdeen have been better than us over the Budge fiasco years. I'm just saying it's hardly the drubbing in head to heads you'd think. 

Again. Can't wait for that game at Tynie. I expect we'll have 4 or 5 signings in by then. 2 meant to be close and of very decent quality. 

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2 minutes ago, Wester Hailes Skins said:

Dunno. I only really think about the honours I've seen us win in person. As an adult. Which is 3 Scottish Cups.??? 

And I admit Aberdeen have been better than us over the Budge fiasco years. I'm just saying it's hardly the drubbing in head to heads you'd think. 

Again. Can't wait for that game at Tynie. I expect we'll have 4 or 5 signings in by then. 2 meant to be close and of very decent quality. 

Aye but you are clinically obese, live below the poverty line and Griffiths wouldn’t even finger your 15 year old beaut o a grandaughter. 

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2 hours ago, Wester Hailes Skins said:

Dunno. I only really think about the honours I've seen us win in person. As an adult. Which is 3 Scottish Cups.??? 

And I admit Aberdeen have been better than us over the Budge fiasco years. I'm just saying it's hardly the drubbing in head to heads you'd think. 

Again. Can't wait for that game at Tynie. I expect we'll have 4 or 5 signings in by then. 2 meant to be close and of very decent quality. 

It’s the same shite spouted every year?

how can you be so wrong every time, mind the birthmark lad, before he signed? you had him down as Platini ????

what happened instead?, Relegation as per, tin pot team, Uber hun supporters, an almost dead chairman, looks like the grinch, a benefactor older than the Grand Canyon, a team full of absolute journeymen dross. A failed modernised stadium, Craig levien. Even your wee auld song is pish.

enjoy Morton, kilmarnock and Arbroath next year?

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8 hours ago, Dons79 said:

It’s the same shite spouted every year?

how can you be so wrong every time, mind the birthmark lad, before he signed? you had him down as Platini ????

what happened instead?, Relegation as per, tin pot team, Uber hun supporters, an almost dead chairman, looks like the grinch, a benefactor older than the Grand Canyon, a team full of absolute journeymen dross. A failed modernised stadium, Craig levien. Even your wee auld song is pish.

enjoy Morton, kilmarnock and Arbroath next year?

But THIS year, it's different. ??

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11 hours ago, Dons79 said:

It’s the same shite spouted every year?

how can you be so wrong every time, mind the birthmark lad, before he signed? you had him down as Platini ????

what happened instead?, Relegation as per, tin pot team, Uber hun supporters, an almost dead chairman, looks like the grinch, a benefactor older than the Grand Canyon, a team full of absolute journeymen dross. A failed modernised stadium, Craig levien. Even your wee auld song is pish.

enjoy Morton, kilmarnock and Arbroath next year?

Charlton set to beat off interest from Portsmouth, Ipswich and Sunderland to land Sean Clare from Oxford. 

Uche Ikpeazu signs for Boro for over a million. 

Cathro follows Nuno Espirito Santo to Spurs as his no2. 

I think Hearts just seem to be able to get the worst out of everyone. Hopefully gonna change this year. ??

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13 minutes ago, Wester Hailes Skins said:

Charlton set to beat off interest from Portsmouth, Ipswich and Sunderland to land Sean Clare from Oxford. 

Just shows how crazy the market is down there. Failed at Oxford after leaving Hearts and was punted out on loan to Burton Albion.

12 games with them and then clubs are chasing for his signature, crazy

16 minutes ago, Wester Hailes Skins said:

Uche Ikpeazu signs for Boro for over a million. 

As above or are you stating that the market isn't crazy and Uche is a £1M pound player

17 minutes ago, Wester Hailes Skins said:

Cathro follows Nuno Espirito Santo to Spurs as his no2. 

Seems to be a decent coach and potential no 2, just a sh!t manager

17 minutes ago, Wester Hailes Skins said:

I think Hearts just seem to be able to get the worst out of everyone. Hopefully gonna change this year. ??

So you're hoping for an exception to the norm? Lets hope that "natural order is restored" and Hearts keep up the yo-yo position

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