Merry Christmas 2019

[BrianFaePerth]

Through a combination of Norwegian traditions and time zones, it is now Christmas in the Brian household.

 

As eh laze by my executively appointed pool with a can of beer, eh have been pondering about the real meaning of Christmas and realised that it is a time for helping those less fortunate.

 

Obviously eh am too busy to help you all, but should anyone need any advice, a caring ear, or the directions to the bush to dump a body (see eh even thought of you AK x) just ask.

 

Merry Christmas to one and all.

[Don Fonte]

Fuck off you stinky cunt.

[BrianFaePerth]

Not very festive DF. Shame on you.

[1903Fitba]

How many lynx Africa sets you got big man?

[For Fecks Sake]

Whenever Bri goes on about how great his life is I cannot help but think of the opening sequence of the inbetweeners 2 film with Jay talking about how amazing his life in Australia and then you get to see the reality

[BrianFaePerth]

He smells of Africa but not Lynx

 

[Zeus]

Guaranteed I'll get a lynx africa set from my grandma.

 

Just a pity they don't do oriental or musk nowadays imo

[BrianFaePerth]

Whenever Bri goes on about how great his life is I cannot help but think of the opening sequence of the inbetweeners 2 film with Jay talking about how amazing his life in Australia and then you get to see the reality

[For Fecks Sake]

You should see the clunge here

Been many a time and its nae bad but not as great as everyone makes out.

[Parklife]

You should see the clunge here

There's certainly a fucking massive fanny in Perth, WA, chilling by his pool and drinking beer.

[Tommy]

Have a Great Christmas hoors and radges.

 

 

[BrianFaePerth]

Why Derek Griffiths mobby?

[maryhilldon]

Whenever Bri goes on about how great his life is I cannot help but think of the opening sequence of the inbetweeners 2 film with Jay talking about how amazing his life in Australia and then you get to see the reality

[Zeus]

Merry Christmas a'body

 

 

Unless your a hun then I hope its fucking miserable

[The Buzzard]

Merry Christmas to all Hatters!

[Poodler]

You're my family

 

 

Who's got the tidiest wife I can sit beside?

[Dom Sullivan]

Merry Christmas abdy.

 

Hope that your Christmas bird is moist and you get plenty stuffing

[For Fecks Sake]

Aye merry Christmas to one and all, aye even Millertime the slack jawed Fud that he is.

 

Think the Hat is the one thing that keeps me amused through the dark times so looking forward to more of the same in 2020

[Fridge]

Indeed it’s all a fucking pisstake on here and it’s

Christmas after all.

 

Had to make up a lie as to what I was laughing on my phone at.

 

“You not read the press report you bazooka chinned goon?”

 

Be amazed if anyone can beat that for post of the year in the next 7 days.

[Poodler]

It's tragic that we all lambast social media yet spend so much time here. I probably know more about the personality of the usernames here than i do about most of my family.

 

Still wish a speedy death to some of you though

[Arabian Knight]

wonder wit manchebs missus's like..e treats her wi compashin n tendernes tae mak up fir ez ither shortcomins..but shi still his tae pit up wi a lot..aywis wonder if shi looks liket him wi lang hair

[pocrawred]

Merry goutmas abody.....

[Arabian Knight]

eh hope tae fuck chebs gings tae ez maws fir ez xmas dinner..ir anither faimly member..eed b a shyte host..if the cunt served meh up thon slop e eats ootae tins ehd smesh the plate ower ez dome in storm oot

[manboobs109]

Married in fact Hans son. A very committed terrific young man he is.

 

Well done manchebs son - Happy Christmas

Beautiful sentiment pater. Don't think I've not noted a couple of wee stabs at the champ on Christmas Day, cunts thinking I'll be taking my eye off the ball due to the festivities(sp) AK you bottled Hendies last night so fucking ram it up your pumper.

[maryhilldon]

FEEEEEEEED THE WEEEEEJIES.

 

LET THEM KNOW IT'S XMAS TIME.

 

^ Snob

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Don Fonte]

 

FEEEEEEEED THE WEEEEEJIES.

 

LET THEM KNOW IT'S XMAS TIME.

 

^ Snob

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Weegie cunt.

[maryhilldon]

Weegie cunt.

 

[DD1903]

Few weegie wannabes on here imo

As I've said before, there are several on here who are obsessed with all things Glasgow. It's quite sad really. But not surprising really

[DD1903]

I like the pubs

They are top notch

[Don Fonte]

As I've said before, there are several on here who are obsessed with all things Glasgow. It's quite sad really. But not surprising really

The women are generally slags.