sooth_stander Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 Any experts out there in this field? Need some advice Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 Buy low sell high Link to comment
Simply Red Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 Stick it all on red 7 (Britpop survivorz) Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 With brexit on the horizon, gold. Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 Cancel it Spend the excess on the good life The banks will only lose it anyway Link to comment
Sonoftherock Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 Any experts out there in this field? Need some advice Not sure AFC-Chat was the best place to go for serious advice!! Having said that, PM @@fatjim... I believe he works in that area! Link to comment
tightbreeks Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 Holiday in columbia, have a look for pablos barrels of dollars round and about what's left of the hacienda. I'm sure there is a spaniel out there that can sniff out dollars, barrels of the stuff. Along with barrels of bodies dissolved in acid. Speaking of acid, that Christmas classic "a is for acid" must be on at some point. Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 Any experts out there in this field? Need some adviceWhat advice are you looking for? Link to comment
Poodler Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 What advice are you looking for? These are not the advices you're looking for Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 When it comes to your cash I recommend going to the professionals. Like this Sam Cowan fella. You might, like me, look at Sam and go, "Oocha!" But never judge a book by its cover. By 92% of accounts he's the top dog in Aberdeen, and that would be more than good enough for me. Best decision I ever made was getting a lad like Sam there involved in my finances, because I'm a fucking idiot with money. A couple of years ago I'd started the process whereby I would own an abandoned mining town in Utah. It was a fucking STEAL.... but the wife stepped in and pointed out that I'm a fucking idiot with money, therefore it made no financial sense to buy an abandoned shanty town deep in the hills of darkest Mormon country. Our 'Sam' agreed with her. Pair of cunts. Anyway, my advice to you is this. If you're looking for pension advice go down to your bank, withdraw the 80 grand in cash, and drive the 1600 miles to Utah with the money in a big hessian sack like they do in the cartoons, sign the paperwork, then drive the last few hundred miles into the desert before calling the wife to tell her you've fucking bought your kingdom and if she wants to talk to you about YOUR fiscal decisions then she's going to have to apply for a permit to enter the town limits of Keltborough in the newly founded Kingdom of Keltland. Here's the thing, though... you'll never grant her a permit, the bitch. Trying to fuck with my plans to rule supreme. I can't even remember what the question was. 1 Link to comment
Ke1t Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 You on the same stuff as Tightbreeks, Keltoid? I've been drinking a lot of weird shit the last few days. Now I'm getting ready to drive 400 miles into the snowy wilderness of northern Michigan to prepare for Hogmanay. Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 It’s the same as all investment, stocks, etc depends on how much of a gambler you are, how old you are. Get a portfolio of safe as fuck assets like property, big companies etc that you hope will be a safe bet then gamble a bit on start up companies etc Fuck knows what Brexit will mean but there will be guaranteed a shit load of cash to make and lose on the stock exchange. But take a small relative small punt on that and make sure most of your money is spread over big companies and hope they don’t go tits up due to a sex scandal or some shit. That or fire all your cash on Dad’s football tips and hope you’ve gone the way of Blutz before you need a pension. Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 What's that supposed to be, wise?Well I probably don’t have as much money as you, and certainly do not know what to do with a burnt back. Please give us all your investment knowledge. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 When I'm not well versed on a subject, I dont offer my views You should follow that mantra too, would mean you're hardly here Let's stick to something you can contribute then, what's the best gun to use in COD? Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 What views did I give? Never mentioned any company to invest in. I just stated what every investment / pension / portfolio manager has told me over the years. Diversify your portfolio incase some sector goes all to fuck. And don’t invest in BT. Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 Fair enough to millionaires like you and me but was just giving a bit of advice. Apologies for replying to someone. Link to comment
sooth_stander Posted December 27, 2019 Author Share Posted December 27, 2019 Hopefully all this has helped the OP of the thread.Ace. It sure has. With all the various information gratefully received today, I’m putting in for retirement next week on return to work, safe in the knowledge that my pension will keep me in the manner I have become accustomed to Cheers. Link to comment
Fridge Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 DWQ has by law of averages got to come good at some point. Link to comment
Ohjimmyjimmy Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 DWQ has by law of averages got to come good at some point.You would expect so but only if you assumed the picks were random and not just shite picks. Link to comment
Cowie Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 I've been drinking a lot of weird shit the last few days. Now I'm getting ready to drive 400 miles into the snowy wilderness of northern Michigan to prepare for Hogmanay. Gaylord state forest area? Link to comment
fatjim Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 I work in pensions but not qualified to give any advice. Passed my FA2 exam last year though. If I was able to advise I'd probably say put it in an ISA or property. I will probably put my pension into Flexi access drawdown in 7 years when I am eligible to take it. Assuming the legislation doesn't change. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 mare thrillin stuff fae the yaseyil suspects.. thank fuck that politics thred sunk ootae site..sma mercies Link to comment
fatjim Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 mare thrillin stuff fae the yaseyil suspects.. thank fuck that politics thred sunk ootae site..sma merciesAre you making a point? Can you try and make sense? Link to comment
fatjim Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 He finds a few folk dull as fuck is the synopsis. Ah no. not half as boring as him just smashing the keyboard and coming up with garbled nonsense. Link to comment
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