Coronavirus

[Ramandu]

The great thing about that Holiday Inn is that it's actually equidistant between Dunecht and Aberdeen.

[Redforever86]

6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

? That's it's genius

Your sentence is not. 

[RedArmyFakshun]

3 hours ago, Ramandu said:

The great thing about that Holiday Inn is that it's actually equidistant between Dunecht and Aberdeen.

 

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

And Dunecht is equidistant between Alford and Aberdeen 

 

Fractal doric psycho geography..  there's a book in this

[tutankamun]

Westhill sounds shite

[maryhilldon]

9 hours ago, Roberto said:

 

Least holiday inn is reasonable for a pint. 

^ The saddest thing anyone's ever said. 

[BrianFaePerth]

He takes his big plate to the buffet 

[The Boofon]

12 hours ago, Ramandu said:

The great thing about that Holiday Inn is that it's actually equidistant between Dunecht and Aberdeen.

Even stranger is you can draw a straight line on a map from the Holiday Inn to the Kintore war memorial. 
Try it if you don’t believe me. 

[Quagmire]

9 hours ago, tutankamun said:

Westhill sounds shite

All the bars in Westhill are odd. Broadstraik shite layout/part restaurant, Shepards Rest basically a restaurant, Holiday Inn part of the hotel and the Key West was a unit in a shopping complex. Takes forever to get into town on a bus or it’s a £40-50 return trip in a taxi for a night out. Good swinging scene though. 

[sheepcrooky]

17 hours ago, tutankamun said:

Westhill sounds shite

Costco sell fucking magic birthday cakes though. 

[RedArmyFakshun]

You'd have been on a ventilator if you hadn't taken the booster though, amirite ?

[Studebaker-90]

Reckon I’ve got it just now. The requirement to test has been dropped by work so we’ll never know. 

[Parklife]

1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Reckon I’ve got it just now. The requirement to test has been dropped by work so we’ll never know. 

We got a badass over here! 

[tutankamun]

1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Reckon I’ve got it just now. The requirement to test has been dropped by work so we’ll never know. 

Got what? A sniffle? ? 

[Parklife]

21 minutes ago, tutankamun said:

Got what? A sniffle? ? 

You still a thing?

Lol. 

[manboobs109]

Somebody do a poll, who's had it and who's not.

I had it first. Proper as well not a poofy "variant"

[tutankamun]

10 minutes ago, Parklife said:

You still a thing?

Lol. 

 you better believe it.  Not dead yet 

[Parklife]

9 minutes ago, tutankamun said:

 you better believe it.  Not dead yet 

I thought you'd have "died" of embarrassment the other day. 

[tutankamun]

4 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Boys an absolute weapon Parkoid. 

Was on here greeting about how he was worried about dying at the start of the pandemic.  

These days, spraying mair shite than Neil Oliver with viral gastroenteritis. 

Tutanfuckoff, don't come in. 

One day you might wake up too. Maybe after your 9th jab in 2 years?

[Hoofball]

4 minutes ago, tutankamun said:

One day you might wake up too. Maybe after your 9th jab in 2 years?

I heard you get a free weekend away after the tenth jab. 

[dazzy_deff]

1 hour ago, Parklife said:

We got a badass over here! 

Just normal Parky. 

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Doesn’t cause HIV (got a test the other day) 

so that blows that one out the water 

What caused it then?

[maryhilldon]

9 minutes ago, Roberto said:

A beer and a line keeps the Covid away.

That's what my gran always said.

[Studebaker-90]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

We got a badass over here! 

I am mental, obviously. 

[Parklife]

2 hours ago, tutankamun said:

One day you might wake up too. Maybe after your 9th jab in 2 years?

Wake up maaaaan. 

[Studebaker-90]

45 minutes ago, Dad said:

You're a prick

Cmoan 

[BrianFaePerth]

6 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Not one of you fucking cunts has asked how I am . Day five of the Covids. 

I'm alright btw.

That’s a relief

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Thank you Brizo. I don’t even think your post is sarcastic. You genuinely meant that. Thanks brother , 

You’ve been in my thoughts and prayers.

 

 

 

 

They’ve not worked. Yet.

[maryhilldon]

4 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

FTH

 

[cheesepipes]

9 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Somebody do a poll, who's had it and who's not.

I had it first. Proper as well not a poofy "variant"

Think that was me actually, im willing to share the honour with such esteemed company. 

Hardcore covid the real one that had chinks dropping dead in the streets and rounded up alive into armoured cars before being tipped into an incinerator, nae jabs, coughed my way back through 4 International airports. 

I like to think im responsible for 50% of the worldwide death toll. I apologise to anyone on here if it was any of your homosexual or decrepit old relatives. 

Up there with Shipman playing god. 

[Parklife]

I'll have had it without noticing. Probably got it just now too.