Studebaker-90 Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 On 3/15/2022 at 10:04 PM, Poodler said: No one loves doves @ebbe Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 16, 2022 Share Posted March 16, 2022 3 hours ago, Roberto said: Do you know who the cheese wire killer is? @tup Link to comment
Fridge Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 7 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Fridge's theory is full of holes. Incorrect. It wasn’t a mouse. Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 13 hours ago, manboobs109 said: Everybody knew that min, Parky is just a fucking cock. Thankfully, I don't give a flying fuck what a fat, ignorant wank like you thinks. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 15 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: No one gives a fuck ,pal. Crack on. ? Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 On 3/16/2022 at 8:35 AM, cheesepipes said: Thanks. Just remember you're talking to the 10 time funniest poster. Have a bit of R E S P E C T. Love Aretha Franklin. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 On 3/15/2022 at 8:19 PM, Zeus said: The pandemic is over Love Judith Durham (and The Seekers). Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 1 hour ago, Parklife said: Thankfully, I don't give a flying fuck what a fat, ignorant wank like you thinks. Playing the man not the ball there Parky 3 Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 31 minutes ago, manboobs109 said: Playing the man not the ball there Parky Responding in kind, son. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 On 3/16/2022 at 4:57 PM, Schapenneuker said: I didn't mean to cause any problems lads and lassies, so I'm quite happy to re-word my post. There is of course no 'absolute guarantee' of anything. The phrase 'night follows day' has no guarantees because simply nobody knows what any point in the future may or may not bring. If I may, I'll retract the '100% guarantee' phrase (which I used as slightly tongue in cheek dramatism anyway), and replace it with... 'precedent suggests that come a rise of cases in the autumn/winter, the very first recourse of the Scottish government may well be to re-introduce masks/social distancing/ and impose restrictions on hospitality and sports events'. I hope everyone/most is/are happy with that.. Be sure to pull Parky up for any turn of phrase or throw away comments that aren't technically 100% accurate in future. Link to comment
jamiesd Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 13 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Be sure to pull Parky up for any turn of phrase or throw away comments that aren't technically 100% accurate in future. Is there a job description for this busy role? Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 18 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Be sure to pull Parky up for any turn of phrase or throw away comments that aren't technically 100% accurate in future. That shit happens to me all the time, so it'll just be another day on the hat pour moi. Link to comment
Giblets Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 14 hours ago, Parklife said: Thankfully, I don't give a flying fuck what a fat, ignorant wank like you thinks. I agree with the fat, ignorant wank 4 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 17, 2022 Share Posted March 17, 2022 12 hours ago, Parklife said: Responding in kind, son. I'm not your son, son. Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted March 18, 2022 Share Posted March 18, 2022 16 hours ago, Zeus said: The covid is over Masada will come good Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 Getting strong covid symptoms is for people with nut allergies, thyroid problems and a penchant for penis up your bumhole. 1 Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 3 minutes ago, Zeus said: Don't mock the nut allergy! Ok since you're a nice man. Replace with lactose intolerant saps. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 36 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Bit of a cough. Fuck all really. Give it time Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 Come to think of it are you one of those cretins who coughs or sneezes and are immediately sticking a rat in your gob or nose or wherever the fuck it goes to check if you’ve got the covids? Pathetic Link to comment
Fridge Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 6 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: I have to get regularly tested for my job, Brizo. But you must see it is ridiculous Hanzoid. When is it going to end? Everyone has to take a test before they get into work. Link to comment
The Cockney Don Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 Covid case figures are quite high up there, the islands seemed to have been like it for a while. Whats gone wrong ? Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 22 minutes ago, Captain Caveman said: Can carpets catch covid? insert vax joke here Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 Still get a look of revulsion for not wearing a mask when I stand up to go for a piss when in a pub/restaurant. Happened before Covid 19 too tbf. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 20, 2022 Share Posted March 20, 2022 27 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: Still get a look of revulsion for not wearing a mask when I stand up to go for a piss when in a pub/restaurant. Happened before Covid 19 too tbf. Try going in to the lavvy first 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 6 hours ago, Dad said: Say into, you stinking robot bastard Good stage name for Bri. Link to comment
tutankamun Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 Oh dear. Nadal suffering chest pains and breathing problems. Hope it’s nothing serious. “When I’m breathing, when I’m moving, it’s like a needle all the time inside. I get dizzy a little bit because it’s painful. It’s a kind of pain that limits me a lot. It’s not only about pain, I don’t feel very well because it affects my breathing.” https://www.hampshirechronicle.co.uk/news/20007632.rafael-nadal-breathing-problems-indian-wells-defeat-taylor-fritz/ 1 Link to comment
jamiesd Posted March 21, 2022 Share Posted March 21, 2022 It will be a torn muscle or a rogue Bit of fried bread giving him heartburn. 1 Link to comment
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