Ramandu Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 The great thing about that Holiday Inn is that it's actually equidistant between Dunecht and Aberdeen. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 6 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: ? That's it's genius Your sentence is not. Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted March 24, 2022 Share Posted March 24, 2022 3 hours ago, Ramandu said: The great thing about that Holiday Inn is that it's actually equidistant between Dunecht and Aberdeen. 2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: And Dunecht is equidistant between Alford and Aberdeen Fractal doric psycho geography.. there's a book in this Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 9 hours ago, Roberto said: Least holiday inn is reasonable for a pint. ^ The saddest thing anyone's ever said. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 He takes his big plate to the buffet 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 12 hours ago, Ramandu said: The great thing about that Holiday Inn is that it's actually equidistant between Dunecht and Aberdeen. Even stranger is you can draw a straight line on a map from the Holiday Inn to the Kintore war memorial. Try it if you don’t believe me. Link to comment
Quagmire Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 9 hours ago, tutankamun said: Westhill sounds shite All the bars in Westhill are odd. Broadstraik shite layout/part restaurant, Shepards Rest basically a restaurant, Holiday Inn part of the hotel and the Key West was a unit in a shopping complex. Takes forever to get into town on a bus or it’s a £40-50 return trip in a taxi for a night out. Good swinging scene though. Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 17 hours ago, tutankamun said: Westhill sounds shite Costco sell fucking magic birthday cakes though. Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 You'd have been on a ventilator if you hadn't taken the booster though, amirite ? 2 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Reckon I’ve got it just now. The requirement to test has been dropped by work so we’ll never know. 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said: Reckon I’ve got it just now. The requirement to test has been dropped by work so we’ll never know. We got a badass over here! Link to comment
tutankamun Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said: Reckon I’ve got it just now. The requirement to test has been dropped by work so we’ll never know. Got what? A sniffle? ? Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 21 minutes ago, tutankamun said: Got what? A sniffle? ? You still a thing? Lol. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 Somebody do a poll, who's had it and who's not. I had it first. Proper as well not a poofy "variant" 1 Link to comment
tutankamun Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 10 minutes ago, Parklife said: You still a thing? Lol. you better believe it. Not dead yet Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 9 minutes ago, tutankamun said: you better believe it. Not dead yet I thought you'd have "died" of embarrassment the other day. 2 Link to comment
tutankamun Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 4 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Boys an absolute weapon Parkoid. Was on here greeting about how he was worried about dying at the start of the pandemic. These days, spraying mair shite than Neil Oliver with viral gastroenteritis. Tutanfuckoff, don't come in. One day you might wake up too. Maybe after your 9th jab in 2 years? 2 Link to comment
Hoofball Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 4 minutes ago, tutankamun said: One day you might wake up too. Maybe after your 9th jab in 2 years? I heard you get a free weekend away after the tenth jab. 1 Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 1 hour ago, Parklife said: We got a badass over here! Just normal Parky. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Doesn’t cause HIV (got a test the other day) so that blows that one out the water What caused it then? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 9 minutes ago, Roberto said: A beer and a line keeps the Covid away. That's what my gran always said. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 2 hours ago, Parklife said: We got a badass over here! I am mental, obviously. 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 2 hours ago, tutankamun said: One day you might wake up too. Maybe after your 9th jab in 2 years? Wake up maaaaan. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 45 minutes ago, Dad said: You're a prick Cmoan Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 25, 2022 Share Posted March 25, 2022 6 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Not one of you fucking cunts has asked how I am . Day five of the Covids. I'm alright btw. That’s a relief Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said: Thank you Brizo. I don’t even think your post is sarcastic. You genuinely meant that. Thanks brother , You’ve been in my thoughts and prayers. They’ve not worked. Yet. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 4 hours ago, maryhilldon said: FTH Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 9 hours ago, manboobs109 said: Somebody do a poll, who's had it and who's not. I had it first. Proper as well not a poofy "variant" Think that was me actually, im willing to share the honour with such esteemed company. Hardcore covid the real one that had chinks dropping dead in the streets and rounded up alive into armoured cars before being tipped into an incinerator, nae jabs, coughed my way back through 4 International airports. I like to think im responsible for 50% of the worldwide death toll. I apologise to anyone on here if it was any of your homosexual or decrepit old relatives. Up there with Shipman playing god. 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 26, 2022 Share Posted March 26, 2022 I'll have had it without noticing. Probably got it just now too. Link to comment
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