styrofoamplates Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 On 11/1/2020 at 2:12 PM, giuliano said: I suppose if I meet the manager or door staff again I could quote Malcolm Latimer, "Karma' a bitch." Reffering to their club being closed down. You could also quote Culture Club with 'Karma Chameleon' Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleonYou come and go, you come and goLoving would be easy if your colors were like my dreamsYour club shut down, your club shut down Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 5 minutes ago, Zeus said: Amadues still going strong? Yeah, I think it's still the main leader in the online global and travel booking agency system Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 Loved The Verve Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 48 minutes ago, styrofoamplates said: Loved The Verve Awful tune Bittersweet Symphony. Give me History, from their A Northern Soul album, anytime. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted November 7, 2020 Share Posted November 7, 2020 4 hours ago, styrofoamplates said: She's quite cute. But has cellulite on her chin. Would be like cottage cheese once you got her spanx off. Probably still would though. Speccy would be raging. One on the left is a bloke iyam. 1 Link to comment
giuliano Posted November 13, 2020 Author Share Posted November 13, 2020 On 11/7/2020 at 2:48 PM, styrofoamplates said: You could also quote Culture Club with 'Karma Chameleon' Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleonYou come and go, you come and goLoving would be easy if your colors were like my dreamsYour club shut down, your club shut down I suppose I could sing that to him. I wonder if it was Covid or simply karma that finished off Espionage. There was a reasonably recent article with pubs applying to be allowed to be open later. Espionage was objecting to it. https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/aberdeen/1645830/aberdeen-club-owners-demand-urgent-reversal-of-3am-pub-closure-scheme/ I'd call them hypocrites for that. They want to be open till 3 but not pubs? It's just competition. Let's say Supermarkets as an example, Tesco is open 24 hours in some places, Co-Op, I've never seen them open after 10PM. Now, Tesco usually has a much bigger variety than Co-Op. Nightclubs usually have more entertainment than pubs. That doesn't mean it would be right to deny the manager of Co-Op the right to be open 24h just because it would cause late night competition with Tesco. Tesco would lose out on a bit of sales, if late at night you were closer to Co-Op and Co-Op had what you wanted to buy you wouldn't need to go to Tesco. So Tesco wouldn't want a nearby Co-Op staying open 24h but if competition was their only reason the objection would get thrown back in their face. Damn to I wish I was on the licensing committee in Aberdeen. granting pubs the 3AM license, heck, I'd grand them a 4AM license, if Espionage complained I could quote my supermarket example. Then quote Malcolm Latimer. "Karma's a bitch" On 11/7/2020 at 7:31 PM, Don Fonte said: One on the left is a bloke iyam. Middle left is pretty nice. If she was ever interested in modelling. 1 Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted November 13, 2020 Share Posted November 13, 2020 21 minutes ago, giuliano said: I suppose I could sing that to him. I wonder if it was Covid or simply karma that finished off Espionage. There was a reasonably recent article with pubs applying to be allowed to be open later. Espionage was objecting to it. https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/aberdeen/1645830/aberdeen-club-owners-demand-urgent-reversal-of-3am-pub-closure-scheme/ I'd call them hypocrites for that. They want to be open till 3 but not pubs? It's just competition. Let's say Supermarkets as an example, Tesco is open 24 hours in some places, Co-Op, I've never seen them open after 10PM. Now, Tesco usually has a much bigger variety than Co-Op. Nightclubs usually have more entertainment than pubs. That doesn't mean it would be right to deny the manager of Co-Op the right to be open 24h just because it would cause late night competition with Tesco. Tesco would lose out on a bit of sales, if late at night you were closer to Co-Op and Co-Op had what you wanted to buy you wouldn't need to go to Tesco. So Tesco wouldn't want a nearby Co-Op staying open 24h but if competition was their only reason the objection would get thrown back in their face. Damn to I wish I was on the licensing committee in Aberdeen. granting pubs the 3AM license, heck, I'd grand them a 4AM license, if Espionage complained I could quote my supermarket example. Then quote Malcolm Latimer. "Karma's a bitch" Middle left is pretty nice. If she was ever interested in modelling. Never change giuliano...never change. 1 Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted November 13, 2020 Share Posted November 13, 2020 4 hours ago, cheesepipes said: Id say the humble pub has way more entertainment than a nightclub. A drunk man with missing fingers playing a harmonica , old lady with forearm tattoos, jukebox, aggressive barstaff, a well behaved dog to befriend and if its a good pub a selection of toasties and bar snacks. Sounds like heaven Link to comment
The Cockney Don Posted November 13, 2020 Share Posted November 13, 2020 16 minutes ago, King Street Loon said: Sounds like heaven Love Fiction Factory. Link to comment
dervish Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 On 11/7/2020 at 2:48 PM, styrofoamplates said: You could also quote Culture Club with 'Karma Chameleon' Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleonYou come and go, you come and goLoving would be easy if your colors were like my dreamsYour club shut down, your club shut down On a Saturday morning session used to put a few quid into a juke box to put that in repeat for, I dunno a few hours just before leaving somewhere. Link to comment
dervish Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 9 hours ago, giuliano said: I suppose I could sing that to him. I wonder if it was Covid or simply karma that finished off Espionage. There was a reasonably recent article with pubs applying to be allowed to be open later. Espionage was objecting to it. https://www.pressandjournal.co.uk/fp/news/aberdeen/1645830/aberdeen-club-owners-demand-urgent-reversal-of-3am-pub-closure-scheme/ I'd call them hypocrites for that. They want to be open till 3 but not pubs? It's just competition. Let's say Supermarkets as an example, Tesco is open 24 hours in some places, Co-Op, I've never seen them open after 10PM. Now, Tesco usually has a much bigger variety than Co-Op. Nightclubs usually have more entertainment than pubs. That doesn't mean it would be right to deny the manager of Co-Op the right to be open 24h just because it would cause late night competition with Tesco. Tesco would lose out on a bit of sales, if late at night you were closer to Co-Op and Co-Op had what you wanted to buy you wouldn't need to go to Tesco. So Tesco wouldn't want a nearby Co-Op staying open 24h but if competition was their only reason the objection would get thrown back in their face. Damn to I wish I was on the licensing committee in Aberdeen. granting pubs the 3AM license, heck, I'd grand them a 4AM license, if Espionage complained I could quote my supermarket example. Then quote Malcolm Latimer. "Karma's a bitch" Middle left is pretty nice. If she was ever interested in modelling. Stealing milk, getting mac and cheese and bag of cheap second day buttries for Sunday from the baker's. Was about peak Saturday, after the absynthe. Unless you felt like running over cars and kicking a few wing mirrors off. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 10 hours ago, styrofoamplates said: Never change giuliano...never change. I always look forward to seeing new posts in this thread. I want to know what happened to the G man at this establishment. Link to comment
Zeus Posted November 14, 2020 Share Posted November 14, 2020 14 hours ago, The Cockney Don said: Love Fiction Factory. Love Danny Dyer Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 On 11/14/2020 at 2:44 AM, dervish said: On a Saturday morning session used to put a few quid into a juke box to put that in repeat for, I dunno a few hours just before leaving somewhere. Me and my mates used to do the same with 'Cotton Eye Joe' Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 Best thread in the pub this one by a long shot. It's like a massive Scooby Doo episode trying to find out why big G doesn't like Espionage. Hope it's Rumpus. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 59 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Gang raped by a gaggle of wogs in the bogs Paid for a splash of aftershave in the bog but got a splash of a black mans spunk instead. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 Just now, rocket_scientist said: How does it differ from white man spunk? Asking for a friend. Nae idea min. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said: You obviously have limited experience in the field. Last time I'll ask you about the essential things in life, that being one of the most important. Thick cunt. Dunno, perhaps it's got bits in it or something? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 1 hour ago, rocket_scientist said: How does it differ from white man spunk? Asking for a friend. You've got to be close to a white man for him to spunk on you. A black man can do it from further away. Is it bigger than a bread bin? Link to comment
styrofoamplates Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 It tastes more like Banana and Coconut Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 6 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: It smells of elephant and gives you AIDS if shot up your bottom. Voice of experience ^^ Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 16 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: This is credibility that money can't buy. There's the value of experience and makes perfect sense on both levels. Boof, stick your bread bin up your arse or file it with the other too cryptic shit that appears on here from time to time. Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication. Leo da V said that. True dat. Look it up. Pretty much everything cryptic here is from "The Office" Rocket. The bread bin one being an all time classic. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said: Ah ok. Never seen one episode of the office, thus my whooshing ignorance. As you were. Christ almighty. Get it bloody watched. 1 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 And then watch extras Link to comment
Redmist1903 Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said: Don’t watch Afterlife or Derek I watched Afterlife against my will and have to say it was pretty good, first series anyway, forgot about watching the second Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 15, 2020 Share Posted November 15, 2020 1 hour ago, cheesepipes said: The Therapist completely steals the show on the second series. He is the living embodiment of this place. Ledge. Link to comment
dervish Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Get the irons out chaps. These names aren't going to stick themselfs onto these rugby shirts. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted November 16, 2020 Share Posted November 16, 2020 Afterlife is great. Although it does rip the arse out of the sentimental shite after a while. Link to comment
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