Espionage still going strong

[Poodler]

11 hours ago, styrofoamplates said:

Special shout to to these randoms: 

We all know how she got those bruises on her knees

A terrifying Mother/Daughter combo

These 12 year old loons

 

Grays in Aberdeen

 

And special shout out to the only photo I've seen with attractive women in it

If you are the honey in the leather jacket or the redhead, please get in touch. 

The redhead is one of my closest pals ?

[Redforever86]

53 minutes ago, Poodler said:

The redhead is one of my closest pals ?

Don’t share the dick pic I send you wi moobs

[dervish]

1 hour ago, Studebaker-90 said:

A pal of mine and poodler trapped the blonde with the fag second from bottom. She’s dead now apparently. 

Pretty sure I know top right. Might be wrong, it has happened before.

Used to blame the booze for these things. Then didn't care. Then kinda did on the sobering walk back.

There's been some utilitarian shameful just the shade on the wrong side of mortaled rides. Then just disgust, for about as long as it takes the smirk to form.

[Fridge]

I have no doubt I have nailed some of these mutants whilst completely intoxicated back in the day and have zero recollection. Good old days. Nae need for Tinder just turn up to one of these places and as longs you were didn’t look like Simon Weston guaranteed ride at 1.50am

[Poodler]

4 hours ago, rocket_scientist said:

Don't get this. I've never had a female "pal" in my life. Females I know for sure but can't be pals with them. As Dennis Hopper articulated so well in Blue Velvet better than I ever could, if it moves and is female, I want to fuck it. The more I see it, the more I want to fuck it. Love women, all women including my mates' wives who I never want to fuck. But single women, especially that tasty, no point engaging with them more than the odd night out in company without sex at the end of it. Call me old fashioned. 

I hear you and mostly agree. Got a few in the crew though who are all capable of holding their own at the crease and tbh if you're going into day 2/3, you often need em. A few here see some decent pictures from time to time

[cruzcampo3]

On 10/22/2020 at 10:40 AM, styrofoamplates said:

There was the time Eternal (after Louise left) played the top floor and Gok Wan was delighted

Beetlejuice performed a duet with a fan

Nirvana performed 'Smells Like Sag Aloo'

Fuzzbox met a fan

S-Club 7 Reformed

 

Mel and Kim were Respectable (on the top floor)

 

And Charlie from The Proclaimers got mobbed by his fans

One my old Mates missus is in one those photos ?  Beetle juice 

[dervish]

Looks like she had a nice night. I'd want to rip up kenan and kel.

[BrianFaePerth]

On 10/23/2020 at 5:43 AM, Poodler said:

The redhead is one of my closest pals ?

Have you made sexy times with her?

[maryhilldon]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Anyone else notice the `tattoo in the Brendan Rodgers / Sonia from Eastenders photo ?

Nope,  just you. 

[maryhilldon]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

White Knight

Terrible 90s trainers. 

 

[Zeus]

. 

[BrianFaePerth]

2 hours ago, Dad said:

This is a good un

 

Hoo mama

Her on the right just screams class 

[BrianFaePerth]

18 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

is she pregnant or just fat?

The obvious consumption of alcohol unfortunately doesn’t resolve this question

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Dad said:

That's one of those naughty schoolgirl outfits you can buy on Amazon I think

“Think”

You ken fine you old pervert

[Bluto10]

1 minute ago, Dad said:

That's one of those naughty schoolgirl outfits you can buy on Amazon I think

thankfully never been sad enough to participate in a school disco night out.

sssssaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaad

[styrofoamplates]

4 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Anyone else notice the `tattoo in the Brendan Rodgers / Sonia from Eastenders photo ?

I bet she’s Slippery When Wet 

[Arabian Knight]

bluto drank in curry club wi ez fellow rejects..made espionage look like hacienda

[Bluto10]

must’ve struck a nerve ?

you into pub golf \ three legged pub crawlz styro min

[giuliano]

I  suppose if I meet the manager or door staff again I could quote Malcolm Latimer, "Karma' a bitch." Reffering to their club being closed down.

 

The chick with the underboob showing is pretty hot. Anyone know if she still models?

[maryhilldon]

14 minutes ago, giuliano said:

I  suppose if I meet the manager or door staff again I could quote Malcolm Latimer, "Karma' a bitch." Reffering to their club being closed down.

 

The chick with the underboob showing is pretty hot. Anyone know if she still models?

Not sure what happened to you there,  but you need to move on with your life mate. 

[Poodler]

Haha

 

This is afc chat 

a safe haven for people to hold irrational grudges for too long 

[Simply Red]

5 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Not sure what happened to you there,  but you need to move on with your life mate. 

Im gonna guess it involved being humiliated in front of lassies who were laughing. Thats the vibe im getting.

Pished himself and got flung oot, giving it the big one from the pavement, in front of a crowd inc. laughing weemin. 

[Fridge]

6 hours ago, maryhilldon said:

Not sure what happened to you there,  but you need to move on with your life mate. 

I’d pump the one on the right.

[Fridge]

Ha as I soon as I said that nae the Phil Collins lookalike before anyone starts.

[Ohjimmyjimmy]

Haha Guillermo you wee virgin cunt, you need to get your hole mate.

 

Going to just tell everyone what happened to you there? Bird he fancied left him to go up to the eyes and teeth floor upstairs - leaving the wee fud like a spare part, is my bet.

 

[maryhilldon]

Kicked onto the kerb for minesweeping. 

[Dom Sullivan]

On 10/25/2020 at 9:18 AM, Sooper-hanz said:

Anyone else notice the `tattoo in the Brendan Rodgers / Sonia from Eastenders photo ?

By Jovi - must be a Ken Dodd fan

[giuliano]

On 11/1/2020 at 7:50 PM, Ohjimmyjimmy said:

Haha Guillermo you wee virgin cunt, you need to get your hole mate.

 

 

 

Giuliano*

[styrofoamplates]

On 11/1/2020 at 2:12 PM, giuliano said:

I  suppose if I meet the manager or door staff again I could quote Malcolm Latimer, "Karma' a bitch." Reffering to their club being closed down.

 

The chick with the underboob showing is pretty hot. Anyone know if she still models?

She's quite cute. But has cellulite on her chin. Would be like cottage cheese once you got her spanx off. 

Probably still would though. Speccy would be raging. 

[Zeus]

Amadues still going strong?