Money saving tips

[The Boofon]

30 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

you need Wolf pish 
 

https://www.predatorpeestore.com/how-to-get-rid-of-cats-with-predatorpee-wolf-urine.html

He'd have a queue of horny wolves coming in after spraying that about.

[manboobs109]

11 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

Interesting. 

A pair of mega old cunts live over the back of me. They put one up and cathedral bells stomped over and ripped it down. 

Im under the impression its just a painless nuisance but bells wasn't happy and the old cunts didnt have a clue how to react to it. 

I get on fine with Cathy Bells but id chop those chimers right off if she did that in my garden....and kill her cats. 

4 out of the 5 are absolute wankers anyway, lily is a nice cat but we cant get sentimental. 

? "I'd chop those chimers right off"

[Fridge]

On 10/31/2020 at 9:12 AM, rocket_scientist said:

We used to go to Cousins. Dunno why, never liked the place personally but watched the Scotland England 96 game there. Bad atmosphere which kicked off a couple of times but without going full scale. We walked out after the game to head somewhere better and despite a beautiful sunny day and Union Street being deserted, there was evil, menace and violence in the ether. Think we changed course and headed up the west end where the weak middle classes never fecht and where posh and wannabe tarts were plentiful. 

That night was mental did somebody not ending up getting thrown a window in the Malt Mill? I remember walking up town and just about anyone was up for smacking somebody.

[muttonhumper]

3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

It’s Cucumbers 

 

[muttonhumper]

 

I fucking hate cucumber.

Maks me rift like fuck.

[manboobs109]

Parky only likes cucumbers up his bum

[muttonhumper]

4 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I only like cucumbers in a Thai salad 

I can tolerate it in a tzatziki, thankfully.

But that's it.

Even fan some barman pits it in a Hendrick's maks mi cowk.

[Bluto10]

a must on any salad sandwich

(+ salt)

 

[Fridge]

30 minutes ago, Dad said:

93% water

9/10 folk enjoy gang rape.

[Studebaker-90]

Cucumber is shit 

[Bluto10]

3 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Courgettes are pish 

but nae as bad as Aubergines 

wouldn’t have moussaka without them chief 

 

 

[Parklife]

Aubergines are class. Slice thinly, Drizzle in oil, grind salt over them & grill. 

Tremendous. 

[Studebaker-90]

Rustico used to do an unreal starter which was aubergine baked in pesto and accompanied by mozzarella. Divine. 

[Studebaker-90]

Thibaut courgette 

Pierre Emerick Aubergine  

[Simply Red]

Aron Wan-Mousakka

 

[aberdeen1970]

Marrow Balotelli

[Studebaker-90]

9 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Cucumbers thinly sliced in a tuna sandwich . Scrumliscious.

Who does he play for? 

[Studebaker-90]

Donny Van De Leek 

[Mr blackie]

Gareth Kale

[aberdeen1970]

Squash McGinnis 

[Bluto10]

8 minutes ago, Dad said:

Chive Allen

 

les is scared of chive sllan 

[redstrummer]

cucumber in a sandwich or salad is great . courgette a great alternative to egg plant in a Thai curry , fussy bastards , should be in the pet hate thread , hate fussy eaters 

[manboobs109]

Courgette in a curry? Get outta here

[Parklife]

David Celery getting pushed over by Potato Di Canio. 

[Bluto10]

12 minutes ago, Parklife said:

David Celery getting pushed over by Potato Di Canio. 

first half good. second half not so good

[Simply Red]

Asparagus MacPherson

Ivan Sprout

 

[Bluto10]

Ivan Lentil

[Bluto10]

Stefan Eggberg

 

 

[Simply Red]

7 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

Stefan Eggberg

 

 

Andre Asparaggasi

Martina Navratpavlova

[Bluto10]

yer on fire tonight Simply min