Ke1t Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 1 minute ago, Fridge said: I’ve wondered about the before, slightly different but stealing paintings and shit what would actually do with it. If I nicked the Mona Lisa I can hardly stick it on eBay or hang it on my wall to show dinner guests. There are people with more money than you can count in a lifetime who own private collections, libraries, and galleries that basically only they ever access. Would be quite nice to settle down for the night, reading a first edition Chaucer, stolen from the British Museum, under the watchful gaze of a nicked Mona Lisa. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 3 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Would be quite nice to settle down for the night, reading a first edition Chaucer, stolen from the British Museum, under the watchful gaze of a nicked Mona Lisa. Sounds like a shit evening tbh. Link to comment
frankie_mac's_4 Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 15 minutes ago, Ke1t said: There are people with more money than you can count in a lifetime who own private collections, libraries, and galleries that basically only they ever access. Would be quite nice to settle down for the night, reading a first edition Chaucer, stolen from the British Museum, under the watchful gaze of a nicked Mona Lisa. There was a program on recently aboot a heist at a Boston museum. Tens of millions of dollars worth nicked. Some well known Dublin ex-IRA boy came forward claiming to have the inside story and that it was all organised by the IRA and the paintings were rolled up hidden behind plasterboard in some Dublin housing scheme. The boy backed oot at last minute before identifying which address Here's the fucker. $1 billion worth the guardian say https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2020/oct/11/the-gangster-vanishes-twist-in-hunt-for-worlds-largest-haul-of-stolen-art Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 16 minutes ago, Ke1t said: There are people with more money than you can count in a lifetime who own private collections, libraries, and galleries that basically only they ever access. Would be quite nice to settle down for the night, reading a first edition Chaucer, stolen from the British Museum, under the watchful gaze of a nicked Mona Lisa. I’m not into art, do like my books, but surely if you were an art fanatic you’d rather other folk got to see in than just you in your basement. It’s not even a bravado thing as you can’t tell anyone. You probably could make a mint from some Arab if you knew the market. Link to comment
frankie_mac's_4 Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 There's stuff looted in 1940s by the nazis being found and returned only now. 80 years out of sight in private 'ownership' Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 11 hours ago, Fridge said: I’ve wondered about the before, slightly different but stealing paintings and shit what would actually do with it. If I nicked the Mona Lisa I can hardly stick it on eBay or hang it on my wall to show dinner guests. Course you can. They'd just think it was a good copy. Crane Op I used to work with from Sunderland's pal has a stolen Lowry in his house on full display. Link to comment
alscotoz Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 42 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Course you can. They'd just think it was a good copy. Crane Op I used to work with from Sunderland's pal has a stolen Lowry in his house on full display. Good point. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Hold the removal men Donald, there's a possible development https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/johnny-enlow-says-the-college-football-national-championship-game-is-prophetic-confirmation-trump-will-remain-president/ Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Just now, Sooper-hanz said: Genuinely has that too. Big drug dealer as well. Mental. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 9 minutes ago, shut up meg said: Hold the removal men Donald, there's a possible development https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/johnny-enlow-says-the-college-football-national-championship-game-is-prophetic-confirmation-trump-will-remain-president/ Brilliant. Trumpoids will believe that too that's the scary part. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Bloke I know right, his mate's cousin .., (well more of a second cousin than an actual cousin) his old auntie has the real Mona Lisa in her garage .Genuinely. The one in the Louvre is a copy . Common knowledge amongst art historians. They can't take it away from her due to a 1256 Act of Parliament in France.Seen it with my own eyes. Anyway.., same again, pint is it? Is there a point to that at all or just mindless rambling? 1 Link to comment
Redmist1903 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 1 minute ago, The Boofon said: Is there a point to that at all or just mindless rambling? Just utter attention seeking pish, like 99% of his posts 1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Id draw an ejaculating penis on the Mona Lisa. To me its absolutely timeless art/comedy. I almost lost my job years ago over a drawn spunking cock. https://www.facebook.com/Drawing-cocks-on-the-local-paper-558773247658107/photos/1473800039488752 https://www.facebook.com/Drawing-cocks-on-the-local-paper-558773247658107/photos/1078996948969065 https://www.facebook.com/Drawing-cocks-on-the-local-paper-558773247658107/photos/1078995718969188 https://www.facebook.com/Drawing-cocks-on-the-local-paper-558773247658107/photos/1078997632302330 That Facebook page is magnificent. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Id draw an ejaculating penis on the Mona Lisa. To me its absolutely timeless art/comedy. I almost lost my job years ago over a drawn spunking cock. A boy at my old work got an award for some bravery thing(he was a coastguard) and he had the photo of him getting it on his desk. We printed a wee bit paper out with "Edinburgh's Most Promiscious Homosexual 2004" on it and stuck it over the award so it looked like he was get that from the Lord Provost(or whoever the fuck it was) Cut out 2 cocks and had them sticking out their trousers. Used pink paper and drew the bells and that. It sat for a few weeks with everyone chuckling away until he saw it and went fucking tonto. I had to own up and got properly fucking bollocked. Didn't help he was a suspected ferret and coz I was his supervisor it made it worse apparently. Lucky to keep my job. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 1 hour ago, rocket_scientist said: ?? Frightening. 1 hour ago, The Boofon said: Brilliant. Trumpoids will believe that too that's the scary part. There's a whole load links at the bottom of the page, what a fucking nutter. https://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/johnny-enlow-says-trump-has-been-relatively-gracious-for-someone-battling-satanic-pedophiles/ Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 10 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: A few lads at my work got into trouble for drawing cocks on the containers/boxes getting shipped back from offshore I used to draw cocks under the top sheet of folks service tickets books get it signed by the company man, then rip off the ticket to expose a bulbous bellend with spunk and 3 pubes on each ball on both copies Just writing Twat or cunt halfway through somebody's tally book is also a nice wee prank. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 5 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: It was common on our last project to identify primary joints, wellheads etc with a big cock. Some company mannies didn't see the humour when a 6ft cock is slithering into a hole 1500m below on the ROV screens. There was a video going about of one of those on a BP job a while back. Cracker. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 6 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Probably quite a common jape. Ive on occasion wrote a personally abusive message to the ROV boys on the Trees. Nothing extravagant a simple "Craig is Bent" does the trick. Think you've worked with my pal Craig before. He's big in the Subsea robot game. Probably him. Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 55 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Id draw an ejaculating penis on the Mona Lisa. To me its absolutely timeless art/comedy. I almost lost my job years ago over a drawn spunking cock. Do you know where this artwork is in town? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 6 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: It was certainly a Steve you knew. Tidy missus. Aye think you've worked with both of them. Steve's off his rocker. Back in full health now after having cancer a year and a bit ago. Poor cunt. Link to comment
Misers Hill Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said: Woolmanhill ?? Clap Clinic ? Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 17 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: Craig Milne? Link to comment
Fridge Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 I got some prude bird a massive cucumber in a secret Santa once thinking it would be a laugh. Did not go well. Never admitted it to this day. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 13 hours ago, Fridge said: I got some prude bird a massive cucumber in a secret Santa once thinking it would be a laugh. Did not go well. Never admitted it to this day. ? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 5 hours ago, rocket_scientist said: https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2021/jan/16/sacred-native-american-land-arizona-oak-flat Trump is a piece of shit beyond the pale. It says in that article that it was Obama who signed off on the land transfer to the mining company back in 2014. Link to comment
NEM Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 10 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: It says in that article that it was Obama who signed off on the land transfer to the mining company back in 2014. lol TDS a terrible affliction Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 5 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: Yes he did. More proof of the corruption of politicians. At least there is talk of Biden seeking to get the US back into the Paris accord. Trump has always been friendly to oil and coal. To make that the last act of his presidency sums him up. Evil cunt. I reckon the last act of his presidency will be doing a big jobby in the office kettle, or wanking in the milk in the fridge. Fuck Biden's first tea break right up. Link to comment
The beard of mcinnes Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 This guy has a rude awakening awaiting him https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/1350838424148865026?s=20 Link to comment
NEM Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 1 hour ago, manboobs109 said: I reckon the last act of his presidency will be doing a big jobby in the office kettle, or wanking in the milk in the fridge. Fuck Biden's first tea break right up. Hopefully it's pardoning Julian Assange 2 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 24 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: Staple prawns behind the curtains Bits of fish down the back of the radiator in the vice presidents office. Make everyone think shes got a fishy fanny Link to comment
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