Sonoftherock Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 5 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: Lockdown LOL Eh am almost jealous of folk who got a break (albeit unwanted) one back in March, April. Other than a week or two when bog rolls where a commodity (eh had stocked up well in advance anticipating this) life has continued much as always. Been to AFL games with 30,000 in attendance, sundowners galore, social multi-household gatherings etc. We’be been lucky we’ve not been caught up in the stupidity that has gripped the world. Though eh haven’t a hope in hell of travelling overseas until compliant with the jab guinea pig testing Only because we haven't had COVID over here... If we get an outbreak here, now the borders are beginning to relax, based on what happened in Melbourne and what is happening in Adelaide, we will go into the most draconian lockdown imaginable. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 6 minutes ago, Sonoftherock said: Only because we haven't had COVID over here... If we get an outbreak here, now the borders are beginning to relax, based on what happened in Melbourne and what is happening in Adelaide, we will go into the most draconian lockdown imaginable. Please oh please any god let it be so. 1 1 Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Enrolled on a uni course thinking I was capable of passing/ working to that level. Huge expensive arrogant mistake. Lost 6kg by not going to the bar. learned to make espresso martinis. Probably the best in Rosemount Link to comment
minijc Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Good at baking now, I make the best victoria sponge in the Northeast and my breads are good too. Also written 300 jokes that'll probably never see the light of day but it's a fun process. Link to comment
Guest milne_afc Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 So basically, lots of you have turned bent. Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 I've never come over a little queer 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 8 minutes ago, milne_afc said: So basically, lots of you have turned bent. Haha what a bunch of cunts Link to comment
minijc Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 11 minutes ago, milne_afc said: So basically, lots of you have turned bent. If anything my posture has improved. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 hour ago, The Boofon said: Please oh please any god let it be so. +1 Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 20 minutes ago, milne_afc said: So basically, lots of you have turned bent. Turned is pushing it with most of them. Already were raging shit stabbers IMO. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 2 hours ago, Sonoftherock said: Only because we haven't had COVID over here... If we get an outbreak here, now the borders are beginning to relax, based on what happened in Melbourne and what is happening in Adelaide, we will go into the most draconian lockdown imaginable. Undeniably. Still not understood thon boy who lied in Adelaide. Surely working there would make it easier for him to give others the rona than just being a customer visiting once. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 8 hours ago, Simply Red said: Fuck the moaning. Keep at it. Headphones even. Learning an instrument is about hitting plateaus. You’ll get better but it takes patience. Dont let yir birds lack of it kill yir learning. Play along, however basic, to yir favourite tunes. Pick out the basslines. Takes ages and a lot of playing the same shit relentlessly to progress but you will progress. Youtubes a godsend for beginners thesedays. Theres a million pristine guitars sitting in cupboards/lofts/under beds cos the owners couldnt figure it out after 2 months. It takes time. Stick in. I think the guitar has become the must-have accessory for strategic placement in house brochures when up for sale. Certainly in the central belt, every fucking house seems to have a guitar propped up in the corner of a room. Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 7 hours ago, rocket_scientist said: No I was never going to do it. It was weird that I was even thinking about it last night as the cat slept between our legs. The vet does this job and I'm too woose to even attend the lights getting put out ceremony. I love the cat, the kids grew up with it, they're taking it hard and three of them travelled home to say goodbye. The hammer is next to the bed, the knife is next to my seat in the front room. I hope never to have to use either on a human intruder. Sorry about the cat. We lost one a couple of years ago. Fucking devastating. Ps. @YorkDon, hope you are good too. Sounds grim. Link to comment
Henry Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 13 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Stuck a dartboard in the garage in March and after about 3 weeks of going in every so often when I was bored got my first 180 . Revisited it the other night for the first time in months and I was shite , just like starting all over again . Need 10,000 hours practice mate. @minijc you must be getting close to the big time now? Link to comment
Henry Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 5 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: This could be your calling. Everybody has one. Could be, he's tried everything else. 1 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Whose basement does Minijc bake his brown bread in? It’s granary. Link to comment
Singapore Steve Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Continued working the entire time, however signed up for a mini MBA course and am nearing completion with final assignment due 4th January. Drinking way to much also. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 During lockdown Minijc started selling fake “Bennachie spring water”. He just got it fae his Mithers Tap. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Just now, rocket_scientist said: You're in the joke scrap heap with soop. Mini may be on his way to join you soon. You never really know how shit a joke is until it’s revealed to a wide audience, even the best comics know that. Sometimes the humour is in how shite it is too. As you say there is no harm in trying and who gives a fuck if others think it’s shite. If it brings a brief smile to someone’s face or you enjoy the challenge of creating it then no harm done. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 What did Minijc get Bri for his birthday? A Victoria sponge. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 @rocket_scientist your pets are just like any other family member, when you lose one it’s never good. Waiting on the results of a biopsy, but consultant is confident it’s nothing nasty, so fingers crossed. 20 odd stitches, so should have a bonny scar I can pass off as a shark bite or something. Thanks for the good wishes folks. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 14 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: So does ours. On the telly. The bitch hasn't seen one in real life. Too cold for them up here. Ours does too. Goes fuckin mental. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 My darkie barks at dogs. 1 Link to comment
minijc Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Thanks for the encouragement @rocket_scientist I appreciate it. Did you hear about the Israeli skier that won a gold medal? SLALOM Link to comment
minijc Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said: There's a pan loaf in the oven with your name on it. I am the man with the pan. Link to comment
minijc Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said: And I'm the man who's going to pan in your fledgling career unless you deliver some good jokes. More please. If the little mermaid was a sex worker she'd be a fin-dom. Link to comment
minijc Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 Just now, rocket_scientist said: Ok that's enough. Get back in the kitchen and make us all some sandwiches. I'll make you a knuckle sandwich papa Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said: I really don't want to hear the other 298. Then again it could be just me. Cunts out there and in here like The Office and Mrs Broon's Loons. He never made the Slalom one up. Heard that before. Link to comment
minijc Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said: I really don't want to hear the other 298. Then again it could be just me. Cunts out there and in here like The Office and Mrs Broon's Loons. I actually got a message from Keith Chegwin (RIP) after I tweeted a joke to him, he liked the joke. Link to comment
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