minijc Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 5 minutes ago, The Boofon said: He never made the Slalom one up. Heard that before. Genuinely never heard anyone tell that joke before but if someone has I will stop using it. Link to comment
Redmist1903 Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 1 hour ago, rocket_scientist said: You cunts need discipline. Get a drink tracker App. i think that would only be successful if I wanted to stop drinking........ Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 46 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said: No idea what happened to me on Twitter, I got chucked off a couple of year back What have you done now, exclaimed the No1 prankster Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 I'm proud I didn't do any of that lockdown shit. I even rubbered the exercise bike I bought. Didn't clap anycunt, didn't bake fuck all, didn't exercise, just watched telly, got pished and moaned on here. Link to comment
redstrummer Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 been doing heaps of hillwalking , lots of places i've never been before , just back from Clachnaben today , feeling invigorated , time for a couple of beers now Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted November 20, 2020 Share Posted November 20, 2020 6 hours ago, manboobs109 said: I'm proud I didn't do any of that lockdown shit. I even rubbered the exercise bike I bought. Didn't clap anycunt, didn't bake fuck all, didn't exercise, just watched telly, got pished and moaned on here. So no change in your normal routine. Sounds terrific anyway. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted November 21, 2020 Share Posted November 21, 2020 On 11/20/2020 at 3:34 PM, redstrummer said: been doing heaps of hillwalking , lots of places i've never been before , just back from Clachnaben today , feeling invigorated , time for a couple of beers now Brilliant and relatively easy walk Clachnaben is. Mt Keen is also a great walk and not that far to travel. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 Why didn’t the agoraphobe go out and vote for Trump? He preferred Biden in. 1 Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 On 11/20/2020 at 10:59 AM, The Buzzard said: I think the guitar has become the must-have accessory for strategic placement in house brochures when up for sale. Aye. Here's mine fan I was selling my hoose. Though I dee play it sometimes. 3 x guitars an 1 x bass currently lying in storage in Limassol. Hopefully for nae too much langer... 2 Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 As for lockdown skills... around zero I'd imagine. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 where’s that MH? Yours home bar? Quality! Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Bluto10 said: where’s that MH? Yours home bar? Quality! @Parklife Some ideas min. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 6 minutes ago, muttonhumper said: Aye. Here's mine fan I was selling my hoose. Though I dee play it sometimes. 3 x guitars an 1 x bass currently lying in storage in Limassol. Hopefully for nae too much langer... Lovely stuff MH min. Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: where’s that MH? Yours home bar? Quality! It wis. Sadly sold this May along wi hoose. Built it 12 years ago. Bit sad its gone now looking back, but never mind. ? Some amazing times in there for big fitba games and ither parties n shit. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 1 minute ago, muttonhumper said: It wis. Sadly sold this May along wi hoose. Built it 12 years ago. Bit sad its gone now looking back, but never mind. ? Some amazing times in there for big fitba games and ither parties n shit. looks ace. wouldn’t mind one myself. Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 1 minute ago, Bluto10 said: looks ace. wouldn’t mind one myself. Wis mental amount o work. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 tae much work fir greybaws.. e drinks in ez utility rim watchin fitba oan ez tablet evry nicht 2 1 Link to comment
Parklife Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 32 minutes ago, muttonhumper said: Aye. Here's mine fan I was selling my hoose. Though I dee play it sometimes. 3 x guitars an 1 x bass currently lying in storage in Limassol. Hopefully for nae too much langer... Visca Catalunya. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 46 minutes ago, Parklife said: Visca Catalunya. Is that another of your fancy IPA's or something Parkie ? Link to comment
The Buzzard Posted November 22, 2020 Share Posted November 22, 2020 1 hour ago, muttonhumper said: Aye. Here's mine fan I was selling my hoose. Though I dee play it sometimes. 3 x guitars an 1 x bass currently lying in storage in Limassol. Hopefully for nae too much langer... That looks great! Link to comment
The Boofon Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 8 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Mogwai as well. The Hawk is Howling, Mizo Prefer Bagheera Link to comment
Poodler Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 1 hour ago, The Boofon said: Prefer Bagheera Haha fuck off ? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 21 hours ago, muttonhumper said: Aye. Here's mine fan I was selling my hoose. Though I dee play it sometimes. 3 x guitars an 1 x bass currently lying in storage in Limassol. Hopefully for nae too much langer... Plenty room for a pool table MH. A must-have if I had a similar set up. Looks great though. Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted November 23, 2020 Share Posted November 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, maryhilldon said: Plenty room for a pool table MH. A must-have if I had a similar set up. Looks great though. Did have a pool table in there. Had a jack affixed underneath so could lift it up and stow it to the side. That settee fitted perfectly in the space to the right of the bar at the back window. Had to get rid really when started working from home a bit 5 years ago and hoyed the desk in. Link to comment
dervish Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 On 11/20/2020 at 6:35 AM, Poodler said: Enrolled on a uni course thinking I was capable of passing/ working to that level. Huge expensive arrogant mistake. Lost 6kg by not going to the bar. learned to make espresso martinis. Probably the best in Rosemount Any "uni course" is a challenge wank. Anyone can do any of them. It's just a grind. You'll feel more satisfaction folding up a heavy loaded tissue than single sheet bit of paper. Matters to them though and will open doors. You'll easy do anything thing you want if you treat it like a job. Easy. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Agreed. Getting a degree in 90% of subjects is easy. In fact it’s the easiest thing you’ll do in your life. I met some of the stupidest and laziest people I have ever known at university. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 I realised that Uni degrees weren’t worth a fuck when you could get one in pornography and The Beckhams. Imagine reading a CV that had a degree in either of the above. Link to comment
YorkDon Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 Being a wanker doesn’t get you a degree pops. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 University of life is all you need. Joint honours with the school of hard knocks. Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted November 24, 2020 Share Posted November 24, 2020 nothin like a bit of inverse snobbery Link to comment
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