Dream fights - The Hat Version

[Don Fonte]

With all the recent tension, which two Hatters would you like to see fight and what would be the outcome?

I'd go Rocket and FFS. A war of attrition but Rocket stops him late.

[For Fecks Sake]

Just now, Don Fonte said:

With all the recent tension, which two Hatters would you like to see fight and what would be the outcome?

I'd go Rocket and FFS. A war of attrition but Rocket stops him late.

Great idea for a topic.

Given RS's modus operandi I would be left waiting in the ring as he bottles it AGAIN.

[dazzy_deff]

Rocket wouldnt turn up.

#weak

[manboobs109]

Terrific shit stirring DF. 

[Simply Red]

1 hour ago, rocket_scientist said:

 Winner takes all.

[Don Fonte]

21 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Cheesepipes vs LGIR. Sexual. 

That quote about her tits and the flour was marvelous.

[Don Fonte]

55 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Terrific shit stirring DF. 

Hahaha, you read me well.

[manboobs109]

7 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

eh boof fucking hated lgir iirc

He was jealous of her hair doo

[maryhilldon]

8 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

He was jealous of her hair doo

And she could wear womens clothes in public without being judged. 

[Redforever86]

And she had a bigger cock

[The Boofon]

45 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

eh boof fucking hated lgir iirc

Hate is a strong word. She was a sanctimonious cow. 

[Arabian Knight]

shi wis tae cutesy n cozy aboot bakin flans n hingin xmas boabbles oan a fir tree..turnd a blind eye tae aw the sufferin gan oan..shi didna liket hearin aboot meh brithers sufferin oan eh streets ir onyhin thit distractd fae her turkey wi aw the trimmins..n baby yoda dolls.. shi wis ignorant tae aw that

[For Fecks Sake]

36 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

And she had a bigger cock

She may of had a bigger cock but she definitely had smaller breasts than him.

[Don Fonte]

Fit about the fechts though?

[Ke1t]

2 hours ago, manboobs109 said:

Terrific shit stirring DF. 

Reminiscent of the great schoolyard tactic of going up to one kid at random and telling them some other random kid had been calling him a wanker. Then go up to the other kid and telling him the same.

Sit back and enjoy the ensuing mayhem.

Also, Parklife called you a piece of shit neo-Nazi, moobs, min. 

Seemed harsh, like... 

 

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Except it wasn't though, was it? 

It was sexual aggression against a lone woman in a place full of men.

That it occurred on a football forum in text made it no less sinister.

If it were a member of my family you can be sure the perpetrator would be getting a knock on the door from someone. 

 

Yourself, looking for a tit wank?

[Arabian Knight]

8 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Shidda fanny lik a badly pecked kebab

fanny oan it liket thon venus fly trep fae littl shoap o horrors..didna stoap beasts oan here tryin tae git fired in aboot it n leerin

 

[Don Fonte]

3 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Whats her being a woman got to do with it?

Thats sexist

He's back.

MT - What's happening?

[manboobs109]

I thought Pipes' thing about LGIR was a bit romantic, it certainly wasn't obscene or bullying. 

[Don Fonte]

1 minute ago, manboobs109 said:

I thought Pipes' thing about LGIR was a bit romantic, it certainly wasn't obscene or bullying. 

Was a beautiful story.

[Don Fonte]

21 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Fuck off you bender 

You vs GB.

You jab his head off til he quits.

[Ke1t]

I'll tell you what's sexual aggression... 

...Taking the ultimate guy movie, Predator, one of the few actual pleasures guys are still kinda allowed to have, a movie/genre that's just swinging dicks, blazing guns, and moronic one-liners... where you can switch off and watch thousands of expendable extras, and maybe the odd testosterone-fueled alien, battle it out with a guy who's basically a walking bicep with a peanut head, to see who has the biggest cock.... taking that movie and sticking a fucking chick in the lead role, probably making the entire fucking team chicks, for the sole purpose of saying FUCK YOU to the ever-diminishing ranks of guys who don't wear skinny jeans or follow  the Kardashians on social media. 

 In real life the Predator would rip their heads off in the first 30 seconds of the film, as they ran around squealing and looking for a guy to rescue them... and I'm not talking about the kind of guy who wears skinny jeans or follows the Kardashians on social media, either... and the credits would role immediately after the Predator wanked himself off onto their headless corpses. 5 minutes tops.

Instead it'll be 2 hours of 'tough' independent wimminfolk who don't need men in their lives stalking an alien that represents the fucking 'Patriarchy' or something, and the best one liner we'll get is, "If men are so tough I'd like to see THEM go through childbirth, right sisters?"

And any guy who says "I'm not watching that pish" is a misogynistic, woman-hating neanderthal who needs to be replaced by skinny jeans wearing Kardashian fans. 

THAT'S sexual aggression. 

I think what I'm trying to say is that I'm quite fucking angry about the whole Predator situation. 

[Fridge]

I reckon I could take anyone in here in a bar. An outside man to man I would be totally fucked as I can’t punch my way out of a paper bag.

As longs there are barstools or ashtrays if it comes to it I’d be fine. Happened a few time’s.

[Don Fonte]

4 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I reckon I could take anyone in here in a bar. An outside man to man I would be totally fucked as I can’t punch my way out of a paper bag.

As longs there are barstools or ashtrays if it comes to it I’d be fine. Happened a few time’s.

But you got battered by a 14 year old who chored your 6 pack of Skol. 

Lol 

[Bluto10]

9 minutes ago, Fridge said:

I reckon I could take anyone in here in a bar. An outside man to man I would be totally fucked as I can’t punch my way out of a paper bag.

As longs there are barstools or ashtrays if it comes to it I’d be fine. Happened a few time’s.

me too.

ive seen roadhouse enough times to be able to pull off all the moves in a live situation 

[Simply Red]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

What's your signature bar-room brawl move, Fridge? 

His mate punches a weak solo random to the deck and fridgo kicks him in the face. 

[Fridge]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

What's your signature bar-room brawl move, Fridge? 

Just taking the nearest available weapon when it kicks off take the nearest available weapon where available. Pool cue always a good one.

 

[Parklife]

6 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Watch your language.

Seriously, even before the hate speech bill that the Yusef cunt wants to rush in, there's drizzling wankers on here who reckon this type of language is "homophobic".

I don't give a fuck personally but the first cunt who reports me to the authorities for "hate speech", there will be no hate. On the contrary, I will LOVE hunting them down, keeping the "woke" weakling awake in my basement for days on end and filling his colon with all manners of filth and irritants.

You got to get prepared for this. The pc weak woke stuff creeping in here is where it's headed. Hat strategy required to protect our borders.

 

Listen to the fucking state of you. You're a weak old man who shat his pants at the prospect of physical confrontation. ?

Who do you think is buying your hardman routine? 

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

You and the other mutants - notice the ONLY posters who keep on repeating it - fabricate an interpretation that bears zero relation to truth and you have started to believe it now.

Its all on the record. You're making fools of yourselves. Everybody other than you handful see this.

It is you, I'm afraid, who is dealing in what Kellyanne Conway would call "alternative facts". 

[Parklife]

1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:

If you can post up evidence, I would admit it. In fact, why haven't any of you thought of this conclusive strategy before?

It was there for everyone to see before the thread was deleted. 

You did say you'd been in the pub since 4:30pm, so I suspect that was probably the cause of your aggression. Then reality set in and it was time to unload the excuses. 

1 minute ago, rocket_scientist said:

You don't know when you're out of your depth do you? Perhaps because you know it all. Village idiot, Joe Pike called your last night ?

I'll never be out of my depth with an old, know it all pub bore like you. That's for fucking sure.