AFChat Awards 2020

[The Boofon]

14 minutes ago, rocket_scientist said:

Why are you asking me?

You said the comeback was on. 
 

Presumed you knew the current vote count. 

[minijc]

Imagine caring about votes, sad.

[Parklife]

A victory in this for the fatman will undoubtedly go down as a "tainted title". 

Begging for votes... a sad sight to see. 

[manboobs109]

No begging involved, more just steering in the right direction. 

[Poodler]

Weed heads always have paranoia and mental health problems, I think you'll steer the hat into oblivion if given the reigns 

[Sonoftherock]

28 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Weed heads always have paranoia and mental health problems, I think you'll steer the hat into oblivion if given the reigns 

Back in the days before you became big in Oil, did you have much experience in the mental health wards?  I used to play football with a couple of nurses... they were onto any drugs they could get their hands on!  Apart from weed - which i thought was weird initially.  However, one of them worked in a mental health ward and they reckoned the vast majority of patients they had through the door had a history of cannabis abuse. They wouldn't touch it.

[manboobs109]

28 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Weed heads always have paranoia and mental health problems, I think you'll steer the hat into oblivion if given the reigns 

I knew you didn't like me you cunt. Go fuck yourself. 

[manboobs109]

It defo exacerbates existing mental health problems. You'll also find that a lot of crazy cunts self medicate with it. 

I blame a lot of the new green that's going around now. It's fucking mental stuff, borderline hallucinogenic so if you're smoking it every day it's going to affect you. 

Like everything moderation is the key. 

[The Cockney Don]

14 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Some amount of folk these days just walking about the streets smoking the ol’ weed . 

Smelly bastards, keep it to you own home.

Not smoked that stuff since 2002.

 

 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

30 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Some amount of folk these days just walking about the streets smoking the ol’ weed . 

Very true min.

Lovely aromatic addition to the air we breathe. You often get a lovely whiff of it at the back of the local Co-op and chip shop, mixed with the smell of freshly cooked batter, 25 odd yards down from my house. 

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

15 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

That’s either Pulp or Morrissey that verse . 

Wasn't aware it was a copy of lyrical works sung by Jarvis Cocker or Steven Morrissey min.

I'll be getting done for the inadvertent theft of Intellectual Property if this can be proven to be true and admissible in a court of law. 

Porridge and stale bread for me this Christmas at her majesty's pleasure. Lovely.

[G31DON]

5 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I don’t think her majesty gets any pleasure from folk getting jailed .

At her age she’s probably ambivalent towards it .

WRONG!  She fucking loves folk getting locked up.  She used to go down to Wordwood Scrubs and laugh at the inmates doing exercise.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You will be detained at her Majesty’s ambivalence ?

In other words, an indefinite sentence that she has total control and governance over until such time after downing a bottle or six of Harvey's Bristol Sherry, she grants me clemency.

[Matt Armstrong's Dog]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Good at being a dead guff keeper

?He seemed a good lad, old Ray. Nice and clementine. 

[Fridge]

Wrong thread.

 

FTH.

[Fridge]

I often cry reading some of the posts on here.

[Ke1t]

3 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Strong men cry too.

Strong men cry too. 

I'm not saying emotion is a weakness, but it will get you raped in a prison environment. 

 

 

[Don Fonte]

7 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Don’t watch Marley & Me in jail 

Marley dies at the end for anyone who hasn't watched it.

[Bluto10]

3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

"Neither a bummer nor a bummee be" , my old gran used to say.

H will be along in a minute.

[Parklife]

16 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

"Neither a bummer nor a bummee be. Fuck the Japs" , my old gran used to say.

Fixed it. 

[styrofoamplates]

Okay baby, let's take this rocket to Uranus. This hoor is perfect, and she can act as well.     

[Poodler]

7 hours ago, Sonoftherock said:

Back in the days before you became big in Oil, did you have much experience in the mental health wards?  I used to play football with a couple of nurses... they were onto any drugs they could get their hands on!  Apart from weed - which i thought was weird initially.  However, one of them worked in a mental health ward and they reckoned the vast majority of patients they had through the door had a history of cannabis abuse. They wouldn't touch it.

My surviving group of nurse pals are all excellent drug users, none touch weed though, agreed. 

you're a good man Moobsoid, Im just concerned you won't be militant enough to guide the hat into national media in 2021. 

 

[Poodler]

Psychedelics can be a very bumpy ride, I don't really recommend them to anyone. Yon mushroom chocolates the other night was a fine two hour trip, but a full 12 hour acid trip is exhausting and if you're having a bad time it's a nightmare. 
 

get high on life, that's what I bloody say. Tuesday to Thursday anyway 

[Bluto10]

take up jogging I say

massive m-l-c fad it seems 

who needs booze\drugs when you’ve got park run 

[Bluto10]

33 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I do all 

Parkrun

 

 

LOL

[For Fecks Sake]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Shut up 

Love Stormzy

[Henry]

Last few days for votes.

[manboobs109]

When's the deadline H bomb? 

[Guest milne_afc]

Looks like an unofficial boycott is underway.

6 days since any votes have been cast

[manboobs109]

I'll do mine last minute, see if I have any scores to settle.