Ke1t Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Here's the guy. 2nd tier Dutch league, so should be affordable and we have a history of signing Cloggies, terrible goals to games ratio, and most importantly he's called Jizz. Jizz.... the fucking songs ALONE should be worth signing him for. 1 1 1 Link to comment
Zeus Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 A Forward / Right back..... A Josh Magennis type then Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 30, 2021 Author Share Posted January 30, 2021 Just now, RUL said: Is he injury prone? He's Jizz back fae injury. 2 Link to comment
Durrant Dived Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 5 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Here's the guy. 2nd tier Dutch league, so should be affordable and we have a history of signing Cloggies, terrible goals to games ratio, and most importantly he's called Jizz. Jizz.... the fucking songs ALONE should be worth signing him for. Did you google football players called Jizz to find him? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 30, 2021 Author Share Posted January 30, 2021 Just now, Durrant Dived said: Did you google football players called Jizz to find him? Was looking for pictures of Jizz on someone's back and I came across this guy. etc. 1 Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Jizz Horncamp is a tremendous name. 1 Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 9 minutes ago, Ke1t said: Was looking for pictures of Jizz on someone's back and I came across this guy. etc. Fuck yeah. ? Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Is there a video of his best Jizz shots? Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 With a name like Jizz Horncamp you just know he'd be getting his shot on target Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Just now, Millertime said: Still rate Anderson m8? Yes, yes I do for what I have seen of him. Why would I slate him for an 86th min sub appearance & a missed header? he’s a ball to foot striker first n foremost so not going to judge him on missing a header in amongst a bunch of cart horses when the rest of the side had 86 mins to do something. Even a good striker is going to score about 1 in three chances. He had 4 mins to get involved & done that. yes I still rate him Link to comment
donswin1983 Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 ‘He’s Jizzed in your goal...he’s Jizzed in your goal... he’s Dutch and he’s horny and he’s Jizzed in your goal’ sign him up..get some spunk back in our season... Link to comment
torry_battery_ram Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 But would he COME to Aberdeen 1 Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 After giving them a pounding for a good hour. The Jizz came. He shoots right down the keepers throat but the keeper was caught completely by surprise & the spillage was mopped up by the defence. Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Just now, torry_battery_ram said: But would he COME to Aberdeen He's the explosive player up front we've been looking for 1 Link to comment
afc1903mad Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Terrible defending and not that great stats 6 goals in 40 games, although it does state that he was played as a reserve right back. His 4 in 20 at his current club must have all come in that one game. Worth a look though Link to comment
donswin1983 Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 40 minutes ago, afc1903mad said: Terrible defending and not that great stats 6 goals in 40 games, although it does state that he was played as a reserve right back. His 4 in 20 at his current club must have all come in that one game. Worth a look though Agreed. Keep the squad number 69 on hold... Link to comment
strachanmcgheegoal Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Utd playing their new signing FUCHs as well. Can see Sportscene turning into a Carry On sequence. Need to sign Pumps, Strokes or Cream-Filled now. Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 21 minutes ago, strachanmcgheegoal said: Utd playing their new signing FUCHs as well. Can see Sportscene turning into a Carry On sequence. Need to sign Pumps, Strokes or Cream-Filled now. Ah Remember the old days when Dicks went sliding into Butt and Kuntz. Link to comment
shut up meg Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Get this bloke in to control Jizz https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralf_Minge Link to comment
Simply Red Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 From what ive heard Jizz is a good finisher. Explosive celebrations. Link to comment
WesthillWanderersFC Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 1 hour ago, Simply Red said: From what ive heard Jizz is a good finisher. Explosive celebrations. Good in the box Link to comment
Simply Red Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 2 minutes ago, WesthillWanderersFC said: Good in the box Deadly in the 6 yard area. (probably enough now. I could go on all night with this) Jizz makes his mark. Link to comment
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