Welcome back Stephen Glass

[afc1903mad]

1 hour ago, muttonhumper said:

That seems tough to fit in with a tune.
Fit's the tune min?

 

Perhaps:

He'll break your legs with a baseball bat, Declan, Declan

He'll break your legs with a baseball bat, Declan Gallagher

Declan Gallagher, Declan Gallagher, he'll break your legs with a baseball bat, Declan Gallagher*

 

*

To the tune of "who put the ball in the Celtic net, Joey, Joey" etc

Racist ?

[muttonhumper]

1 hour ago, afc1903mad said:

Racist ?

?

Just researched the incident.

He actually caved the boys skull in wi' a baseball bat. Allegedly. 

Though Dec denied he even had one with him.

[afc1903mad]

1 minute ago, muttonhumper said:

?

Just researched the incident.

He actually caved the boys skull in wi' a baseball bat. Allegedly. 

Though Dec denied he even had one with him.

Meant the Camptown races tune ?

[muttonhumper]

2 minutes ago, afc1903mad said:

Meant the Camptown races tune ?

I had nae idea fit you meant to be honest.

Hence nae remark on it.

Still nae idea fit you are spikking aboot. ?

 

Guess - racist applies to "race" bit in song title.

Soz, didnae ken the song title.

Though it does appear a bit gay to know that. ?

[Ten Caat]

Got taught "Camptown Races" in primary 4 (1974/5)

Had to copy the words down into our jotters from the blackboard.............sorry chalkboard as it is now referred to as.

Then had to sing the fucker at the end of year soiree (every class had to do a turn). 

The teacher would get struck off and the school get a horrific official rating if they dared teach anyone that song now. 

[afc1903mad]

40 minutes ago, Ten Caat said:

Got taught "Camptown Races" in primary 4 (1974/5)

Had to copy the words down into our jotters from the blackboard.............sorry chalkboard as it is now referred to as.

Then had to sing the fucker at the end of year soiree (every class had to do a turn). 

The teacher would get struck off and the school get a horrific official rating if they dared teach anyone that song now. 

Loved Lenny Henry’s Chalky ?

[Scotty_Toronto]

2 hours ago, Ten Caat said:

Got taught "Camptown Races" in primary 4 (1974/5)

Had to copy the words down into our jotters from the blackboard.............sorry chalkboard as it is now referred to as.

Then had to sing the fucker at the end of year soiree (every class had to do a turn). 

The teacher would get struck off and the school get a horrific official rating if they dared teach anyone that song now. 

What are we supposed to call white boards now (or is that one still OK?)

[aberdeen1970]

9 minutes ago, Scotty_Toronto said:

What are we supposed to call white boards now (or is that one still OK?)

Wipe boards I think 

[aberdeen1970]

11 minutes ago, Scotty_Toronto said:

What are we supposed to call white boards now (or is that one still OK?)

My daughter came home from nursery the other week where they'd taught her the new version of Baa baa black sheep. 

Baa baa pink sheep, have you any spots 

Yes sir, yes sir, lots and lots 

Some on my fingers, some on my toes

Some on the end of my little fluffy nose. 

 

Going to make learning biology a bit harder now. 

 

[Scotty_Toronto]

"Wipe boards I think ."

Thank you.

[Stavrogin]

18 minutes ago, Scotty_Toronto said:

What are we supposed to call white boards now (or is that one still OK?)

I believe it’s  oppressive-imperialistic boards. Only a matter of time until snooker is banned. Can’t have the white striking the  black every few shots. 

[aberdeen1970]

1 minute ago, Stavrogin said:

I believe it’s  oppressive-imperialistic boards. Only a matter of time until snooker is banned. Can’t have the white striking the  black every few shots. 

At least the black ball is worth more points than the pink. 

[maryhilldon]

2 hours ago, afc1903mad said:

Loved Lenny Henry’s Chalky ?

That was Jim Davidson. 

[maryhilldon]

42 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said:

My daughter came home from nursery the other week where they'd taught her the new version of Baa baa black sheep. 

Baa baa pink sheep, have you any spots 

Yes sir, yes sir, lots and lots 

Some on my fingers, some on my toes

Some on the end of my little fluffy nose. 

 

Going to make learning biology a bit harder now. 

 

Surely 'pink sheep'  is racist against us gammon honkys? 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Must admit, I’ve never really queried the master, the dame and the little boy estranged down the lane but now you mention it..., ?

[Guest]

I was critical of Glass appointment, and have been regularly critical of DC in general.

However credit where credit is due. We have scored 14 goals in 6 games so far this season.

We scored 14 goals in our last 23 games last season ?.

The object of the game is to score more than the opposition so no complaints so far this season from me.

If shot shy Hamilton can give Raith a 4 goal start and still grab a draw I reckon a weakened Dons side can still grab a decent victory tomorrow... 

[strachanmcgheegoal]

2 minutes ago, Woody21 said:

We have scored 14 goals in 6 games so far this season.

We scored 14 goals in our last 23 games last season ?.

Fuck.  There’s a telling stat!

[Ernie McCracken]

On 8/9/2021 at 3:10 PM, aberdeen1970 said:

My daughter came home from nursery the other week where they'd taught her the new version of Baa baa black sheep. 

Baa baa pink sheep, have you any spots 

Yes sir, yes sir, lots and lots 

Some on my fingers, some on my toes

Some on the end of my little fluffy nose. 

 

Going to make learning biology a bit harder now. 

 

Sounds like Pink sheep has picked up an STI. 

[Dons79]

1 hour ago, Ernie McCracken said:

Sounds like Pink sheep has picked up an STI. 

Cue them having to change in 6 months as the woman’s lib will be crying fowl on the “yes sir” bit. 

[Andy_123]

2 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Yep, Glass has got off to an almost flawless start

The fact he was mouthing off to the breidblik manager too, a side to him I didn't think he had

Absolutely brilliant 

And he was booked vs Hacken was it for mouthing off at someone?

He’s gonna spend some time in the stands this season I think.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

6 hours ago, Millertime said:

I have actually said "wow" out loud a few times during the last few games, at something audacious being done ot just some outright brilliant play

I love having a team again who make me do that

Spare a thought for us 80s kids MT.  35 years of that!

[paddy]

41 minutes ago, strachanmcgheegoal said:

Spare a thought for us 80s kids MT.  35 years of that!

No way are you an 80s kid! ?

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Said it before, I’ll support any player that gives 100% and leaves nothing out there.

But it helps if I can support 11 decent ones and leave Darren Mackie and Curtis Main on my memory bench for sure.

[strachanmcgheegoal]

22 minutes ago, paddy said:

No way are you an 80s kid! ?

Technically correct

[Patty]

Aye. Think those words from the Q&A about Gurr has come back to bite him. He’s horrendous. 

[Rico1903]

6 minutes ago, Millertime said:

You utterly pathetic looking, narrow shouldered little poultice excuse for a man

Thats on you today with not learning anything at all from making 7 changes to our team

AND for thinking the 4th choice Atlanta right back was good enough for us

Bloody BOOOOOOOOOO you midget clown 

You really are a prize twat aren’t you. 

[Guest milne_afc]

Absolute state of some of you ?

Its the league cup ?

 

[slippers]

4 minutes ago, Millertime said:

You utterly pathetic looking, narrow shouldered little poultice excuse for a man

Thats on you today with not learning anything at all from making 7 changes to our team

AND for thinking the 4th choice Atlanta right back was good enough for us

Bloody BOOOOOOOOOO you midget clown 

So angry about this.We should never be rotating more than 2/3 players. Raith must of been well up for it after seeing team sheet.

[slippers]

Just now, milne_afc said:

Absolute state of some of you ?

Its the league cup ?

 

Did you not celebrate our last cup win then?

[Guest]

On 8/14/2021 at 9:07 AM, Woody21 said:

I was critical of Glass appointment, and have been regularly critical of DC in general.

However credit where credit is due. We have scored 14 goals in 6 games so far this season.

We scored 14 goals in our last 23 games last season ?.

The object of the game is to score more than the opposition so no complaints so far this season from me.

If shot shy Hamilton can give Raith a 4 goal start and still grab a draw I reckon a weakened Dons side can still grab a decent victory tomorrow... 

Raith giving us a goal start and still winning is very, very poor form.

Only positive that can be taken is if our starting players on Thursday are sufficiently rested to get a result.

If we ultimately qualify for Euro group stages then today's result can be potentially forgiven. If we don't then it will look like our best opportunity for silverware has been wasted in favour of potential progress in Europe.

Come a week on Thursday Glass's initial honeymoon period in charge will be over.

Will we still be in Europe and will we have secured a decent result at Tynecastle?

I certainly hope so on both counts and am prepared to write today as a bad day at the office, as long as a few lessons have been learned.