donswin1983 Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 4 hours ago, fine-n-dandy said: Does it stay on when the doors shut though I’m not losing another wife trying to answer that very question... Link to comment
Ramandu Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 11 hours ago, DelMonte said: Always wonder what outsiders think coming on here. The forum is full of total weirdos I occasionally venture onto other forums (usually to see how ex dons are getting on). Without fail they lack the je ne sais quoi of this place. All human life is here. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 6 hours ago, Ramandu said: I occasionally venture onto other forums (usually to see how ex dons are getting on). Without fail they lack the je ne sais quoi of this place. All human life is here. They probably stick to discussing boring stuff like football? Fuck that. Link to comment
Big Hat Logan Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 21 hours ago, rocket_scientist said: You two remind me of this: - The lengths you go to are absurd. You interrupted a couple having a quiet meal out so you could take photos of their empty glasses. A brass neck to comment on anyone else. 3 1 Link to comment
Crashnyploshnit Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 12 hours ago, Chewie37 said: Silly, like asking if a bear shits in the woods One of my pals once said "does the Pope not shit in the woods?" I have used that saying ever since. Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 9 minutes ago, Crashnyploshnit said: One of my pals once said "does the Pope not shit in the woods?" I have used that saying ever since. The old gags are still the best. Could also use 'are bears Catholics? ', but that doesn't have the same ring to it. Or maybe 'do Catholics shit in the woods?' Link to comment
shooftahmooftah Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 15 minutes ago, Crashnyploshnit said: One of my pals once said "does the Pope not shit in the woods?" I have used that saying ever since. Sounds like your both full of shit. 1 Link to comment
Crashnyploshnit Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 39 minutes ago, shooftahmooftah said: Sounds like your both full of shit. Aye, very good? Link to comment
Chewie37 Posted March 29, 2021 Share Posted March 29, 2021 Not if he’s a Polar Catholic Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 Why should you never take the Pope skydiving? Because he owns a holy parachute. Actually would be a good reason to. Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 Does the Pope shit in the woods - brings two classic forms of sarcasm quips into one really boring jibe. 1 Link to comment
shooftahmooftah Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 On 3/28/2021 at 11:01 PM, fine-n-dandy said: Often wonder that do you? I often wonder why the fridge has a light but the freezer doesn’t What do you think would happen if you sat down round a fire on a frozen pond. You’d sink I hope. Link to comment
shooftahmooftah Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 Eric sviachenko says Scott brown fined him 600 pounds for going to the toilet. When brown takes to the pitch in his first fame for the Dons they all better have 600 pounds plus ready to hand over, they’ll all be nervous wrecks pissing. themselves. 1 1 2 Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 30, 2021 Author Share Posted March 30, 2021 7 minutes ago, shooftahmooftah said: Eric sviachenko says Scott brown fined him 600 pounds for going to the toilet. When brown takes to the pitch in his first fame for the Dons they all better have 600 pounds plus ready to hand over, they’ll all be nervous wrecks pissing. themselves. Good point, Shooftah. I'd never considered that. Link to comment
donswin1983 Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 3 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: Is a Bear a Catholic? If the Bear was of the non catholic persuasion then; ‘ does the Pope shit on the bear’ if the Bear is catholic then; ‘ do the Pope and the bear shit in the woods together’ love lockdown ?? 1 Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 9 minutes ago, donswin1983 said: If the Bear was of the non catholic persuasion then; ‘ does the Pope shit on the bear’ if the Bear is catholic then; ‘ do the Pope and the bear shit in the woods together’ love lockdown ?? You ok mate? Link to comment
donswin1983 Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 1 minute ago, StandFree1982 said: You ok mate? All good mate....? Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 4 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: Is a Bear a Catholic? Would you rather be touched up by the priest or the bear ? Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 Just now, reekie_dock said: Would you rather be touched up by the priest or the bear ? A bear. At least it would maul you and put you out of your misery. Imagine having some weedy, bearded wizard believing paedo molesting you as a child?. I'd want to murder the cunt when I was old enough. Link to comment
reekie_dock Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 2 minutes ago, StandFree1982 said: A bear. At least it would maul you and put you out of your misery. Imagine having some weedy, bearded wizard believing paedo molesting you as a child?. I'd want to murder the cunt when I was old enough. Someone should make a movie about that... Link to comment
fine-n-dandy Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 4 hours ago, shooftahmooftah said: What do you think would happen if you sat down round a fire on a frozen pond. You’d sink I hope. The fire would sink ? Link to comment
StandFree1982 Posted March 30, 2021 Share Posted March 30, 2021 2 hours ago, reekie_dock said: Someone should make a movie about that... Which one? Being mauled by a bear, could be Oscar worthy, or molested then murdering the cunts? Would be a Sleeper hit Link to comment
Sheeptastic Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 Scott Brown on Shay Logan... https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/celtic-captain-scott-brown-vows-23837207.amp?__twitter_impression=true Link to comment
jamiesd Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 This guy will be a tremendous asset to the younger plays. Link to comment
aberdeen1970 Posted April 1, 2021 Share Posted April 1, 2021 Well he's came out and told his side of the story. That's what some were after. Will they see it as sufficient though? I'd say Logan and Brown both making statements today should end this stuff now? Link to comment
maryhilldon Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 4 hours ago, aberdeen1970 said: I'd say Logan and Brown both making statements today should end this stuff now? Yep. It's in the past. Link to comment
muttonhumper Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 8 hours ago, aberdeen1970 said: Well he's came out and told his side of the story. That's what some were after. Will they see it as sufficient though? I'd say Logan and Brown both making statements today should end this stuff now? Correct. The hysteria now endeth. Asked if there was any animosity remaining between him and the Parkhead captain, Logan laughed: "No. On the pitch you have stuff with all sorts of players "It's not that we didn't get on - he played for Celtic, I played for Aberdeen, there was rivalry on the pitch. He wanted to win, I wanted to win. "In terms of that, I've had fights like that with people on the pitch for the last eight years. "I've got no personal vendetta against Scott Brown. I don't think he's got one against me. "Him coming to Aberdeen has nothing to do with me leaving - my contract is up. "Am I his mate? No. Do I know him? No. Do I hear he's a good guy? Yeah "But I only judge people off what I've seen and come across. We've had a little bit of argy bargy on the pitch, and for me that's where it stays. "Anything else to do with other stuff, where people might be saying about him backing Tonev with all the racism stuff, I've left all of that in the past. "It's so far gone that I only ever think about it if someone brings it up. Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Agree that both Logan's and Brown's words should put this shite to bed. The bed wetters and Virgins have now moved onto a new target in the chairman it seems, and his 'lies'. 3 Link to comment
King Street Loon Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Turned down a years extension with Celtic he claims. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted April 2, 2021 Share Posted April 2, 2021 38 minutes ago, King Street Loon said: Agree that both Logan's and Brown's words should put this shite to bed. The bed wetters and Virgins have now moved onto a new target in the chairman it seems, and his 'lies'. Funnily enough those targeting the chairman seem to be those who thought mcinnes could do no wrong. 2 Link to comment
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