Glass Out, McInnes In

[redcryptoknight]

Glass has now had weeks and weeks to turn this failing Dons team around. He hasn't - and it's time for the pathetic list of excuses to end. Looking at his record this season, Glass has failed to beat Sevco Rangers even once. Let that sink in you happy clapper Glass fans.

The time is past overdue to bring McInnes back. McInnes knows this squad better than anyone, and he knows exactly what they're not capable of. That's why he used a special low intensity training technique to never tire our boys out before match day, and didn't bother with tactics that would only confuse them, and never asked them to play the ball forward with pace, since that would mean passing the ball faster than they can run or think, and never worked on set pieces in training because they'd only make a tit of them on matchday anyway.

Glass has stupidly tried to change that training, and has spoken in interviews about something called "attacking football", which can only have demoralized the players we currently have.

Another point: McInnes talks really well and has a wonderful chummy rapport with the Glasgow media. Due to a lack of Glasgow links Glass doesn't enjoy that same bonhomie, and we're suffering with negative press from quality publications such as the Daily Record because of it.

If we can persuade McInnes to return he'll need some time to fix things (maybe another 8 years, maybe more) because Glass' tenure as Aberdeen boss has left this team an absolute shambles.

One last point. It is clear that Cormack and McInnes don't get on very well, so to make this change possible I think Cormack should stand down to allow Milne to resume his rightful place as Aberdeen Chairman. Milne has always struck me as a passionate, intelligent and articulate man who would do absolutely anything to ensure that Aberdeen make the top six. You can hear it in his voice - Milne is a leader positively brimming with energy and ideas.

Going backwards to the Milne/McInnes dream team would be a giant leap forward for this club. Glass out, McInnes in. Come on home big man, all is forgiven.

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

@Millertime how are you rating this patter out of 10

[Crashnyploshnit]

Someone's been eating too many wine gums methinks. 

[WesthillWanderersFC]

Delete this thread, FFS 

 

[fine-n-dandy]

2 hours ago, redcryptoknight said:

Glass has now had weeks and weeks to turn this failing Dons team around. He hasn't - and it's time for the pathetic list of excuses to end. Looking at his record this season, Glass has failed to beat Sevco Rangers even once. Let that sink in you happy clapper Glass fans.

The time is past overdue to bring McInnes back. McInnes knows this squad better than anyone, and he knows exactly what they're not capable of. That's why he used a special low intensity training technique to never tire our boys out before match day, and didn't bother with tactics that would only confuse them, and never asked them to play the ball forward with pace, since that would mean passing the ball faster than they can run or think, and never worked on set pieces in training because they'd only make a tit of them on matchday anyway.

Glass has stupidly tried to change that training, and has spoken in interviews about something called "attacking football", which can only have demoralized the players we currently have.

Another point: McInnes talks really well and has a wonderful chummy rapport with the Glasgow media. Due to a lack of Glasgow links Glass doesn't enjoy that same bonhomie, and we're suffering with negative press from quality publications such as the Daily Record because of it.

If we can persuade McInnes to return he'll need some time to fix things (maybe another 8 years, maybe more) because Glass' tenure as Aberdeen boss has left this team an absolute shambles.

One last point. It is clear that Cormack and McInnes don't get on very well, so to make this change possible I think Cormack should stand down to allow Milne to resume his rightful place as Aberdeen Chairman. Milne has always struck me as a passionate, intelligent and articulate man who would do absolutely anything to ensure that Aberdeen make the top six. You can hear it in his voice - Milne is a leader positively brimming with energy and ideas.

Going backwards to the Milne/McInnes dream team would be a giant leap forward for this club. Glass out, McInnes in. Come on home big man, all is forgiven.

Nice format.

 

 

[Torry Tosser]

Good Wind Up.?

[shooftahmooftah]

8 hours ago, redcryptoknight said:

Glass has now had weeks and weeks to turn this failing Dons team around. He hasn't - and it's time for the pathetic list of excuses to end. Looking at his record this season, Glass has failed to beat Sevco Rangers even once. Let that sink in you happy clapper Glass fans.

The time is past overdue to bring McInnes back. McInnes knows this squad better than anyone, and he knows exactly what they're not capable of. That's why he used a special low intensity training technique to never tire our boys out before match day, and didn't bother with tactics that would only confuse them, and never asked them to play the ball forward with pace, since that would mean passing the ball faster than they can run or think, and never worked on set pieces in training because they'd only make a tit of them on matchday anyway.

Glass has stupidly tried to change that training, and has spoken in interviews about something called "attacking football", which can only have demoralized the players we currently have.

Another point: McInnes talks really well and has a wonderful chummy rapport with the Glasgow media. Due to a lack of Glasgow links Glass doesn't enjoy that same bonhomie, and we're suffering with negative press from quality publications such as the Daily Record because of it.

If we can persuade McInnes to return he'll need some time to fix things (maybe another 8 years, maybe more) because Glass' tenure as Aberdeen boss has left this team an absolute shambles.

One last point. It is clear that Cormack and McInnes don't get on very well, so to make this change possible I think Cormack should stand down to allow Milne to resume his rightful place as Aberdeen Chairman. Milne has always struck me as a passionate, intelligent and articulate man who would do absolutely anything to ensure that Aberdeen make the top six. You can hear it in his voice - Milne is a leader positively brimming with energy and ideas.

Going backwards to the Milne/McInnes dream team would be a giant leap forward for this club. Glass out, McInnes in. Come on home big man, all is forgiven.

 

5 hours ago, fine-n-dandy said:

Nice format.

 

 

Brain Dead.

[King Street Loon]

7 hours ago, WesthillWanderersFC said:

Delete this thread, FFS 

 

It's obviously tongue in cheek.

Probably didn't warrant a new thread for it though. 

[RedBarron]

1 hour ago, shooftahmooftah said:

 

Brain Dead.

Pot Kettle Black

[Ten Caat]

10 minutes ago, RedBarron said:

Pot Kettle Black

Love the curry flavoured one, not so keen on chicken and mushroom

[Yorston Vasey]

Look at that photo, gloriously clean shaven in the days before the beard spiders started fucking with his brain. 

 

[Torry Tosser]

5 minutes ago, Yorston Vasey said:

Look at that photo, gloriously clean shaven in the days before the beard spiders started fucking with his brain. 

 

They're fucking wee Big Joe's brain as well now.

[torry_battery_ram]

20 minutes ago, Millertime said:

Its not even registering on the dickhter scale

Not even a 1

Abhorrent

Totally agree with your comment MT. Have a +1

 

[The Gee Man]

12 hours ago, redcryptoknight said:

Glass has now had weeks and weeks to turn this failing Dons team around. He hasn't - and it's time for the pathetic list of excuses to end. Looking at his record this season, Glass has failed to beat Sevco Rangers even once. Let that sink in you happy clapper Glass fans.

The time is past overdue to bring McInnes back. McInnes knows this squad better than anyone, and he knows exactly what they're not capable of. That's why he used a special low intensity training technique to never tire our boys out before match day, and didn't bother with tactics that would only confuse them, and never asked them to play the ball forward with pace, since that would mean passing the ball faster than they can run or think, and never worked on set pieces in training because they'd only make a tit of them on matchday anyway.

Glass has stupidly tried to change that training, and has spoken in interviews about something called "attacking football", which can only have demoralized the players we currently have.

Another point: McInnes talks really well and has a wonderful chummy rapport with the Glasgow media. Due to a lack of Glasgow links Glass doesn't enjoy that same bonhomie, and we're suffering with negative press from quality publications such as the Daily Record because of it.

If we can persuade McInnes to return he'll need some time to fix things (maybe another 8 years, maybe more) because Glass' tenure as Aberdeen boss has left this team an absolute shambles.

One last point. It is clear that Cormack and McInnes don't get on very well, so to make this change possible I think Cormack should stand down to allow Milne to resume his rightful place as Aberdeen Chairman. Milne has always struck me as a passionate, intelligent and articulate man who would do absolutely anything to ensure that Aberdeen make the top six. You can hear it in his voice - Milne is a leader positively brimming with energy and ideas.

Going backwards to the Milne/McInnes dream team would be a giant leap forward for this club. Glass out, McInnes in. Come on home big man, all is forgiven.

Wise up min!!

[aberdeen1970]

I don't think the op is being serious lads 

[anderson72]

Time to move on from Mcinnes, thanks for  taking Aberdeen to higher level, but it was best to part  our ways. 

Good luck for the future, don't come back to haunt us.

[Mr John]

Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and his thread was brought to you by Jackass, J.R Hartley and the number E.

[anderson72]

Tumbleweed moment 

[Yorston Vasey]

7 hours ago, Torry Tosser said:

They're fucking wee Big Joe's brain as well now.

We should be spending some of DC's millions on getting Rentokil in this summer to get these beard spiders to fuck, they're ruining everything.

[shooftahmooftah]

2 hours ago, Yorston Vasey said:

We should be spending some of DC's millions on getting Rentokil in this summer to get these beard spiders to fuck, they're ruining everything.

He should never have  gone into INDIA.  ? With his Beard.  ??????