"Jet" signs

[RUL]

2 year deal from Livingston. 

Hostile reaction on twitter. 

[Mr John]

Fuck twitter.

[Ke1t]

Perfectly happy with that. 

Powerful and with bags of skill for a lad his size... unlike most of our recent strikers.  

Let's have the inevitable highlights reels with annoying as fuck music,. 

 

 

[Poodler]

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say he will be no use up here. Few reasons 

[North_Andy_Dandy]

Welcome aboard Jet.

Scored more goals than any of our strikers this season.

I predict he will do goals.

[Big Hat Logan]

I’m happy with this, he’s a big powerful guy who also has considerable skill. Glass is at least building a team that isn’t going to be bullied and pushed around like the feeble lot we have been watching.

[Big Hat Logan]

24 minutes ago, RUL said:

2 year deal from Livingston. 

Hostile reaction on twitter. 

Too many expert fans who probably haven’t been to a game in years. The type that support Man U as well as Aberdeen.

[aberdeen1970]

5 minutes ago, North_Andy_Dandy said:

Welcome aboard Jet.

Scored more goals than any of our strikers this season.

I predict he will do goals.

There will be no defenders bullying him that's for sure. 

Can play anywhere across the front line but not often used as a typical centre forward when he's played elsewhere. Useful to have in the squad. 

[Andy_123]

8 minutes ago, North_Andy_Dandy said:

Welcome aboard Jet.

Scored more goals than any of our strikers this season.

I predict he will do goals.

56 in 272 throughout his career according to wiki.

I’m not holding out much hope, but hopefully I’m proven wrong.

[Big Hat Logan]

17 minutes ago, Poodler said:

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say he will be no use up here. Few reasons 

Such as? 

[Big Hat Logan]

3 minutes ago, Andy_123 said:

56 in 272 throughout his career according to wiki.

I’m not holding out much hope, but hopefully I’m proven wrong.

Marley Watkins is probably similar but our team improved massively with him in it.

Ebbe was right about statistics.

[ericblack4boss]

3 minutes ago, Dad said:

21 in 56 for Bristol City - he was aflame during his time there

 

Treat him right and give him the service he needs - it'll be golden footwear a fucking plenty

I hope to fuck his Bristol city spell wasnt under hun dmc

[Big Hat Logan]

1 minute ago, ericblack4boss said:

I hope to fuck his Bristol city spell wasnt under hun dmc

You had to edit that. Lol.

[Joe pike]

I always go by if I have noticed a player in the opposing team.

JET has stood out in the games against us.

Better than any striker we have had recently.

[Big Hat Logan]

Just now, Joe pike said:

I always go by if I have noticed a player in the opposing team.

JET has stood out in the games against us.

Better than any striker we have had recently.

Curtis Main though blah blah

[Joe pike]

1 minute ago, Big Hat Logan said:

Curtis Main though blah blah

He never stood out to me.

Blah Blah

[NEM]

Decent enough signing if he’s coming in as third or fourth choice 

[fine-n-dandy]

Not opposed to his signing but he had better not be the main target/1st choice 

We tend to have a very poor record of taking strikers that have played well against us

[Poodler]

13 minutes ago, Big Hat Logan said:

Such as? 

Jeffrey Monokana

Nicky Maynard 

calvin Zola

Leon Mike 

The boy Parker

James Wilson 

 

what have they all got in common?

[fine-n-dandy]

Took Glass three signings but he’s already come out with the dreaded line

 

’He brings a lot of flexibility & can play in numerous positions’ 

Almost like McInnes left him a script 

[1903Fitba]

He’s another Curtis Main. 
 

All power, fuck all ability. 

[Joe pike]

3 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Jeffrey Monokana

Nicky Maynard 

calvin Zola

Leon Mike 

The boy Parker

James Wilson 

 

what have they all got in common?

Signed by McInnes?

[fine-n-dandy]

I’m not going to completely ravage this signing & write him off but a fk load of those liking this signing (& in some case reveling in it) would be the first & likely most animated in slating the likes of Hibs/Hearts/Utd for signings like him.

[Big Hat Logan]

5 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Jeffrey Monokana

Nicky Maynard 

calvin Zola

Leon Mike 

The boy Parker

James Wilson 

 

what have they all got in common?

 You tell me ??‍♂️

2 minutes ago, fine-n-dandy said:

Took Glass three signings but he’s already come out with the dreaded line

 

’He brings a lot of flexibility & can play in numerous positions’ 

Almost like McInnes left him a script 

Someone literally posted that he can play all along the frontline earlier. Strange you wouldn’t pick them out for the same thing but got to get the McInnes obsession in somehow I guess.

[Big Hat Logan]

2 minutes ago, fine-n-dandy said:

I’m not going to completely ravage this signing & write him off but a fk load of those liking this signing (& in some case reveling in it) would be the first & likely most animated in slating the likes of Hibs/Hearts/Utd for signings like him.

No they wouldn’t. Idiot.

[Big Hat Logan]

5 minutes ago, 1903Fitba said:

He’s another Curtis Main. 
 

All power, fuck all ability. 

I can confidently predict that he will be better than Main.

[aberdeen1970]

5 minutes ago, 1903Fitba said:

He’s another Curtis Main. 
 

All power, fuck all ability. 

Arsene Wenger disagrees. 

"One thing is for sure - he can score goals. That is a massive talent you cannot give to people, his right foot, left foot, he is unbelievable in front of goal.

 

" This guy is an unbelievable finisher, inside and outside of the box".

"He has outstanding qualities, he has the build you dream to have. It is down to how far he wants to go because he has big potential."

[fine-n-dandy]

1 minute ago, Big Hat Logan said:

 You tell me ??‍♂️

Someone literally posted that he can play all along the frontline earlier. Strange you wouldn’t pick them out for the same thing but got to get the McInnes obsession in somehow I guess.

I read his interview & commented on what he said. Why would I care if someone else said it i when I’m generally speaking about our managers that make the signings 

1 minute ago, Big Hat Logan said:

No they wouldn’t. Idiot.

Yes they most certainly would. You idiotic beaut

[fine-n-dandy]

4 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said:

Arsene Wenger disagrees. 

"One thing is for sure - he can score goals. That is a massive talent you cannot give to people, his right foot, left foot, he is unbelievable in front of goal.

 

" This guy is an unbelievable finisher, inside and outside of the box".

"He has outstanding qualities, he has the build you dream to have. It is down to how far he wants to go because he has big ponytail."

Did he call him a cart horse in a Sleekit Froggy way ?

[aberdeen1970]

Just now, fine-n-dandy said:

Did he call him a cart horse in a Sleekit Froggy way ?

Well he obviously never fulfilled his potential.  That's plain to see. 

But the guy saying he has no ability is clearly wrong. The big lad has plenty of skill.