Don Fonte Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 8 minutes ago, Bluto10 said: full lycra kit, aye? No. I'm not a child botherer, thanks for asking. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 8 hours ago, Don Fonte said: The Bike Yard sounds an intriguing boozer. Was intriguing till I found out they were charging a tenner a ticket to get in. Would need to be a proper full on bike show for that price. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 5 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said: Like to see you do the Cairn O' Mount on a mountain bike lardy boy! Plenty off-road paths over it! I did Everest on a BMX, its in the mind, believe you can do it you will. Shit going up, needed oxygen, fucking ace coming down. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 5 hours ago, Bluto10 said: full lycra kit, aye? I love wearing full lycra, birds can see the package. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 9, 2021 Share Posted September 9, 2021 Got into verbals with the neighbour... the dog fucking hates him and barks at him all the time, so he started yelling at me like it's my fault the dog thinks he's a cunt. Swearing at me and everything, like a fucking common street urchin. Absolutely classless mullet-headed cunt of a man... Gave him some verbal back, using his own language of the gutter, just to make sure we understood one another, though I take no fucking pleasure from it. Told me he can't wait to move, and I agreed with him. So we ended with an accord of sorts ? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 22 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: Having a barking dog is the worst kind of neighbour one can have. You know what to do - poison him before he poisons the dog. Or shoot his porch up with an AK. Turn his wooden bench swingy thing in to hamster bedding. Dog rarely barks, really only barks at him. And she's fucking savage about it... full on 'I'll tear you to bits, you CUNT!" savagery. Absolutely hates him. If it was my neighbour's dog doing that to me I'd have poisoned it a long time ago. I'd have been on his side if he'd been reasonable, but his sort never are... so I'm siding with the dog, and fuck that guy,. Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Anti rangers sentiment is really important. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 3 hours ago, daytripping said: I love wearing full lycra, birds can see the package. The size of a scrunched up towelling sock Link to comment
The Boofon Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said: The size of a scrunched up towelling sock Found in the back of your dad’s taxi? Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 @daytripping Boxy is under attack. Bunkheid Road full of drum banging terrorists. Im shoring up the defences as we speak. Possibly in connection with the Aberdeen Hindu Temple opening. Im away to see if they're friend or foe. Im expecting at least a finger buffet. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 18 minutes ago, cheesepipes said: @daytripping Boxy is under attack. Bunkheid Road full of drum banging terrorists. Im shoring up the defences as we speak. Possibly in connection with the Aberdeen Hindu Temple opening. Im away to see if they're friend or foe. Im expecting at least a finger buffet. Hindu temple!!?? nae in the manor I hope? Worrying times, if they've made it to Bucksburn the Country is fucked, that's the last line of defence. First the Taliban rise now this. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 3 minutes ago, daytripping said: Hindu temple!!?? nae in the manor I hope? Worrying times, if they've made it to Bucksburn the Country is fucked, that's the last line of defence. First the Taliban rise now this. The sacred Church at the bottom of Avenue beside the Vet has been taken. Piles of shoes at the entrance if anyone needs a pair of well used leather mules, think its just help yourself. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Sneaky putting it in the same building as the vets, means it can't be firebombed. Don't think I've ever see a Hindu kicking about, surprised there's enough for a temple. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Free food though, maybe worth a visit. Link to comment
cheesepipes Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 3 minutes ago, daytripping said: Free food though, maybe worth a visit. We could make an afternoon of it. 5 pints in the 4mile another 5 in the Bunkheid then into the HT for a lamb madras. Link to comment
daytripping Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 2 hours ago, cheesepipes said: We could make an afternoon of it. 5 pints in the 4mile another 5 in the Bunkheid then into the HT for a lamb madras. I wouldn't trust food from them, don't imagine cleanliness is top of their agenda. Don't even use bog roll, just a hand and a splash of water. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Turned over inoo to Channel 4 and bewildered to be watching an episode of Countdown with only persons of black ethnicity on it. Is this Black Friday today? A bit early this year is it not? Link to comment
Joe pike Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Turned over inoo to Channel 4 and bewildered to be watching an episode of Countdown with only persons of black ethnicity on it. Is this Black Friday today? A bit early this year is it not? Every programme on Channel 4 today is black only. Better get used to it MAD Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, Joe pike said: Every programme on Channel 4 today is black only. Better get used to it MAD I will, JP min. Watched Countdown with Trevor McDonald (a sequel to Tonight with Trevor McDonald) and then turned it back to the horses?. Link to comment
Joe pike Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 1 minute ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: I will, JP min. Watched Countdown with Trevor McDonald (a sequel to Tonight with Trevor McDonald) and then turned it back to the horses?. All black horses Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 14 minutes ago, Joe pike said: All black horses There are a few NZ bred horses in training here but they'll be in their stables awaiting jump racing to restart some time soon?. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 21 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Got a few pals from down the road coming up. Drinks at mine, pub, drinks at mine again. Hoping the neighbours aren't arsey about it. Messaged my downstairs neighbour and he seemed alright, so should be sound. Wishing a merry weekend to all. Take heaps of drugs like that last time you went nuts on here. 2 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 26 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Got a few pals from down the road coming up. Drinks at mine, pub, drinks at mine again. Hoping the neighbours aren't arsey about it. Messaged my downstairs neighbour and he seemed alright, so should be sound. Wishing a merry weekend to all. Enjoy yersel man. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 2 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: I believe your words at the time were "don't worry Consi, we've all had a mad one" So don't come the cunt now, cunt. Not coming the cunt at all. Sounded like you were having a cracking time. Do it again. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted September 10, 2021 Author Share Posted September 10, 2021 4 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: I believe your words at the time were "don't worry Consi, we've all had a mad one" So don't come the cunt now, cunt. Captain the engines canna take it.... Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted September 10, 2021 Share Posted September 10, 2021 Listening to Mariah Carey's Vision of Live whilst reminiscing of Jim Bett's 2 goals against the filth in December 1990. What a comeback! Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 8 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said: Get absolutely fucking mangled Consi, then come on here at 3am and talk to Brizo who’ll just be having his lunch . Scenes. Eh would rather hear misers is buckled or cunted with my lunch ?? Link to comment
Poodler Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 9 hours ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: Got a few pals from down the road coming up. Drinks at mine, pub, drinks at mine again. Hoping the neighbours aren't arsey about it. Messaged my downstairs neighbour and he seemed alright, so should be sound. Wishing a merry weekend to all. I’ve been a noisy neighbour this week. Think he has bought my excuse about her being homesick what I’ve learned this week is don’t drink alcohol without a straightener. take drugs, don’t eat, have contempt for those you meet Link to comment
Henry Posted September 11, 2021 Share Posted September 11, 2021 5 hours ago, Poodler said: I’ve been a noisy neighbour this week. Think he has bought my excuse about her being homesick Been playing Men at Work at full volume? Link to comment
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