What you doing today?

[For Fecks Sake]

Given that the old thread has been deleted, best start a new one.

Out for pints with mates tonight but the activities were cut short @ 10.30pm due to bloody COVID-19.

[BrianFaePerth]

Why was the thread deleted?

[maryhilldon]

4 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Why was the thread deleted?

Hadn't even noticed it had been.  The What Are You Drinking Today thread pretty much covered it. 

[dazzy_deff]

Out on the lash today. 2pm start. Hoooo mama. 

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Got up

ran up some hills

beach 

Haircut 

lunch/pints

siesta 

go to a gig/pints 

pints 

Gig? 

[maryhilldon]

1 minute ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Some locals bands and an outdoor festival type thing 

Alright for some. 

[maryhilldon]

2 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Some festival in the Highlands you can attend. Toploader the main attraction from memory

Toploader?  FFS 

[maryhilldon]

4 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

The dream comes to an end on Tuesday 

what a stupid cunt I am for leaving here 

Did you have much choice though? 

[maryhilldon]

6 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

 

You cunts are going to lockdown again soon 

'Us cunts' you mean? 

[Don Fonte]

56 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

7 beaches.  

What are their names?

[maryhilldon]

11 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I did 

I can still live here or anywhere (solo) 

 

 

You need to dump the burd to have options? 

[Parklife]

2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said:

 

You cunts are going to lockdown again soon 

No chance. Thats Spain you're thinking of. 

[Bluto10]

today’s the big day here.

opening up. minimal restrictions.

pubs and the euros now

 

[Don Fonte]

15 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

today’s the big day here.

opening up. minimal restrictions.

pubs and the euros now

 

Hope you fall in the canal pished.

[King Street Loon]

Who started the original thread that's been binned?

[Henry]

6 minutes ago, King Street Loon said:

Who started the original thread that's been binned?

Cheesepipes RIP

[King Street Loon]

Surely hope the old bill haven't been knocking on his door again.

[Redforever86]

31 minutes ago, King Street Loon said:

Surely hope the old bill haven't been knocking on his door again.

The mong with the dong got his hands on him I reckon. 

[manboobs109]

43 minutes ago, Henry said:

Cheesepipes RIP

Say it ain't so!?

[Parklife]

10 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Days hiking in Ubatuba.

 

I know a place we can go where you'll fall in love so hard, you'll wish you were dead.

Stunning. 

[Guest milne_afc]

FRB

I was in Glasgow earlier and seen the best example of exposed underboob I could ever imagine.

What a lovely place.

[Don Fonte]

21 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Where was I earlier ?

The summit of Ben Nevis.

[Redforever86]

24 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Where was I earlier ?

Dad’s front gate.

[Don Fonte]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

haha no. Was on the bike

Sir Chris Hoy Velodrome?

[Simply Red]

11 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Here's a clue in rhyme..,

The water below was a splishing and a sploshing,

But jump from here and you'll end up in a coffin. 

Eiffel Tower

[Fridge]

The Dead Sea?

[Don Fonte]

Niagara Falls 

[Simply Red]

Top board at bon accord baths

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

13 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Here's a clue in rhyme..,

The water below was a splishing and a sploshing,

But jump from here and you'll end up in a coffin. 

Mariana Trench?

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Great at shoving Mars Bars up her chuffer. 

One of the best pieces I've seen on a lamppost was describing a local quine's chuff being as big as the Channel Tunnel. 

That's impressive.