Don Fonte Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 34 minutes ago, The Boofon said: You in the film industry Yorkie? You've never mentioned it. What you filming? A porn/snuff movie involving his young bird. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 6 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: A porn/snuff movie involving his young bird. Boring her to death the snuff part. Link to comment
Henry Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Honey I’m Having a Midlife Crisis 1 Link to comment
YorkDon Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Aye all very good you cheeky scamps. In the entertainment business as a wee side project at the mo.Has the potential to be a living.If so, Golden Globes, BAFTA’s and Oscars await. Link to comment
1903Fitba Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 40 minutes ago, YorkDon said: Aye all very good you cheeky scamps. In the entertainment business as a wee side project at the mo.Has the potential to be a living.If so, Golden Globes, BAFTA’s and Oscars await. BAFTA’s sound right up your street. Boring Auld Fart Talking Absolute Shite 1 Link to comment
Studebaker-90 Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Can’t shake the image of York don looking like Neil Godwin Link to comment
Poodler Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 The programme goes where yorkdon wants it to go Link to comment
Quagmire Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 YorkDon's the official fluffer for gonzo porno's down south. Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 The Antique Roadshow - Classic Sunday TV viewing, a live stream of a fucking antique washing his motor Link to comment
YorkDon Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 1 hour ago, 1903Fitba said: BAFTA’s sound right up your street. Boring Auld Fart Talking Absolute Shite Which bit is shite Inspector Closeau? How old is old? Link to comment
YorkDon Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 59 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said: Can’t shake the image of York don looking like Neil Godwin Similar colouring but i’m sportier. Link to comment
Guest Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said: Newcastle v Cambridge. They (Newcastle) were shite. ? Did see the goal and limbs. Quality. Link to comment
The Boofon Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 On 1/8/2022 at 1:09 PM, Redforever86 said: The Antique Roadshow - Classic Sunday TV viewing, a live stream of a fucking antique washing his motor Was in Dundee for last night's show. Was a good watch. You go to the filming @manboobs109 Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Captain Caveman said: Huge demand for antique slush machines just now. You still collecting the old drugs Cavey? 2 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 11 minutes ago, The Boofon said: Was in Dundee for last night's show. Was a good watch. You go to the filming @manboobs109 Didn't realise it was happening but I watched last night. I liked the old boy with the jewellery. Link to comment
Parklife Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 On 1/9/2022 at 1:09 AM, Sooper-hanz said: By far the best set up in World football. What do you mean by "best set up"? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Currently watching two sub-pub league teams sclaff a fitba round an indoor pitch. Fat auld cunts in too-tight shirts wobbling around on the edge of a heart attack. I'm having flashbacks to my youth, trying to outmuscle some wheezing, bronchial (terrific as a dinosaur) 400lb car salesman with a fag in his gob on a pishing day of rain .... ...oh fuck... some fat auld lad with 'MILLER' on his back just went down hard, with a sort of "EEEEEERK!" noise. 80/20 against him ever getting up again. Thoughts and prayers, Miller Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 I should point out there are women on these teams... it's like watching a Special Olympics blooper reel when they get the ball. Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Game over, man... Miller's team lost, but he was able to waddle off under his own steam, so that's victory of a kind. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Shared shower facilities? Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 7 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Shared shower facilities? For the weemin's sake, I hope not. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 2 minutes ago, Ke1t said: For the weemin's sake, I hope not. Poor Miller, they could help him Link to comment
Ke1t Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 2 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said: Poor Miller, they could help him Unless they're dietitians with a time machine and access to experimental-strength Rogaine, I dont think they could, tbh. Link to comment
Parklife Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Train to South Queensferry Massive munch at Down the Hatch Pints Link to comment
Guest Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 Watch footy come in. Coupon on. Drink heaps of juice as I'm hungover as fuck. See fit like later on Link to comment
Parklife Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 5 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said: I'm hungover as fuck. Link to comment
Arabian Knight Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 watchin bluto ride Link to comment
Parklife Posted January 15, 2022 Share Posted January 15, 2022 19 minutes ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said: South Queensferry is where that Hearts guy Nade went to off himself innit... Scott Hutchison an all... ? Freezing fucking place.. Bridgey as fuck. Hours work. Run. Either take the bike out or get the bus in to town for a wander. Wonder why the real football doesn't start til Monday. Fucks gone oan? @Parklife Bottles of Spaten. Winter break wasn't due to end until next Saturday. Brought the break forward but kept it the same length. Hibs only playing Monday as their cup game is on Thursday. Everyone else is Tuesday. Link to comment
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