Don Fonte Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 26 minutes ago, Dad said: Well that's it son - I have none; I just suffer the intermittent pangs 😑 Hip abductors 'n' bosh ball you say - I'll check it out 👍 How does it feel when you're thrusting into the missus Padre? Link to comment
Dad Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 8 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: How does it feel when you're thrusting into the missus Padre? Ach fine son - it's more sitting for long spells that aggravates it I need to sit at length oft - an unfortunate coincidence ☹️ Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 31 minutes ago, dervish said: Class min. I'll smash a like and subscribe if you get me the link. Houses are overrated. ....not if your homeless min. Link to comment
Dad Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 39 minutes ago, Dad said: Well that's it son - I have none; I just suffer the intermittent pangs 😑 Hip abductors 'n' bosh ball you say - I'll check it out 👍 Ach here - I wrote bosu 'n' the phone decided bosh Arsehole Link to comment
dervish Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 1 hour ago, dazzy_deff said: Fucked with sciatica. Tablets starting to kick in. Got a physio or NHS fucked so on your own? Medical drips of oil weed might help. https://curaleafclinic.com/ Video call for 20 mins bobs your uncle, speaking as an actual spaz. Distraction techniques kinda work but you need to be mental as fuck. Sorta into self hypnosis level all you'll be doing that day though. Suppose maybe try the CBD gummies first or patches see if they do anything. Better for getting tested at work and driving even though prescribed. https://blessedcbd.co.uk/ Dunno what drugs your on maybe naproxen? Good for a bit but the lazy fucks will leave you on it then it does fuck all. Paracetamol even though can buy in shops is pretty powerful. Just watch that you're only meant to take so many a day (only say as I didn't know that used to just constantly eat them). Link to comment
dervish Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 14 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: ....not if your homeless min. Not yet. Just fucking about. Link to comment
Daisy1903 Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 48 minutes ago, dervish said: Class min. I'll smash a like and subscribe if you get me the link. Houses are overrated. Go with this one, it's got the signed Dons top in the background Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 2 hours ago, Dad said: What exercises did they tell you to do Daz? Dad's just resigned himself to living out the final few with it being norm alas 😑 Fuck all yet. Painkillers then phone him back in 5 days if its still bad and he'll refer me for a scan or physio/chiropractor. 3 minutes ago, dervish said: Got a physio or NHS fucked so on your own? Medical drips of oil weed might help. https://curaleafclinic.com/ Video call for 20 mins bobs your uncle, speaking as an actual spaz. Distraction techniques kinda work but you need to be mental as fuck. Sorta into self hypnosis level all you'll be doing that day though. Suppose maybe try the CBD gummies first or patches see if they do anything. Better for getting tested at work and driving even though prescribed. https://blessedcbd.co.uk/ Dunno what drugs your on maybe naproxen? Good for a bit but the lazy fucks will leave you on it then it does fuck all. Paracetamol even though can buy in shops is pretty powerful. Just watch that you're only meant to take so many a day (only say as I didn't know that used to just constantly eat them). Got private through my work. See how I get on with those before I give matt le tissier a shout. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 1 hour ago, dervish said: Not yet. Just fucking about. 👍 Link to comment
Roberto Posted March 12 Share Posted March 12 On 3/11/2024 at 2:42 PM, Sooper-hanz said: C’mon chaps,ffs. 😂 I know some of you aren’t the sharpest tools in the box eg the Boof but to be lacking in humour as well? Faack me😂 Talking about yourself gaj? Link to comment
Roberto Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Woke up Feel fresh Gold Cup day Pints (lots) (Went to see Benidorm CF last night... so random but better than Aberdeen and can actually pass the ball). Link to comment
Tommy Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 On 3/12/2024 at 4:31 PM, dazzy_deff said: Fucked with sciatica. Tablets starting to kick in. It’s a bastard. Have you tried hot or cold patches? They helped me. Link to comment
JumboJET Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Got a mild cold, gents. You know me, though - I'll soldier on. Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Going to a wedding. Already hungover as fuck. Link to comment
DeltaRay1903 Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Hanging about the halls of the Aberdeen Sheriff Court. Hopefully get the opportunity to sneer aggressively at some orange order high flyers. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 54 minutes ago, johnstrac said: Evicting a tenant (boo, hiss). Probably deserves it. Give them a stiff kicking on the way out as well. Link to comment
dazzy_deff Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 2 hours ago, Tommy said: It’s a bastard. Have you tried hot or cold patches? They helped me. Alternating between deep heat and deep freeze sprays. Plus doped up with naproxen so it's bearable right now. Hopefully on the road to recovery. Link to comment
Tommy Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 7 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said: Alternating between deep heat and deep freeze sprays. Plus doped up with naproxen so it's bearable right now. Hopefully on the road to recovery. I found the patches were better than the sprays but everyone is different. Link to comment
dave_min Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 5 hours ago, Tommy said: It’s a bastard. Have you tried hot or cold patches? They helped me. Love Katy Perry Link to comment
madjockmcferson Posted March 15 Share Posted March 15 Today I am mostly stacking cords of wood and listening to Cyndi lauper….that girl got lungs Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Back in Peru, took my wife this time for a holiday. Happy days. Link to comment
BrianFaePerth Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 2 hours ago, sheepcrooky said: Back in Peru, took my wife this time for a holiday. Happy days. Does she know about the other woman? Link to comment
sigh Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 Breakfast Drive to Alness and go kayaking Watch rugby in pub Back to dogs for dinner (assume we leave the pub at some point though) Link to comment
RedArmyFakshun Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 2 hours ago, Bad_Mobby said: Run/Pilgrimage to Parque Guell (to commemorate our fallen comrade, Fridge) you've got to be up there well early to avoid the hordes of chinese tourists Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 1 hour ago, sigh said: Breakfast Drive to Alness and go kayaking Watch rugby in pub Back to dogs for dinner (assume we leave the pub at some point though) How is your mother anyway? Link to comment
sheepcrooky Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 7 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: Does she know about the other woman? They met up for two of the days. No is the answer to your next question though Brito. Link to comment
sigh Posted March 16 Share Posted March 16 3 hours ago, Don Fonte said: How is your mother anyway? As she has been these last 20 years - deed Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 17 Share Posted March 17 Just left a hotel after boning a 34 year old (female). Bit old for me usually but lovely tits. Fucking terrific. Rest of the morning - home and sleep. Link to comment
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