dave_min Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 9 hours ago, Don Fonte said: Just about to have sex with a woman, thought you'd all like to know. Will report back in the morning. Blink 3 times if you’re still alive 1 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 25 minutes ago, dave_min said: Blink 3 times if you’re still alive Loved Beetlejuice Link to comment
Parklife Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 3 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said: Probably one of the most pathetic attention seeking posts ever on here. "Don, what are you doing? I'm ready for you" "2 secs, love, I'm just boasting to strangers on the Internet that I'm about to have sex" 1 Link to comment
manboobs109 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 DF getting a goid few bites there. 2 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 1 hour ago, DeltaRay1903 said: Great service the 59. Space age stuff with the digital scoreboards and manny announcing what the next stop is. The sort of cutting edge hi-tech pullman experience you'd only get in Aberdeen and maybe Tokyo. The 59 service is fucking ace min. The digital display (in big letters) plus the audio announcements are spot on innovations. If only the self-indulgent fatcats and councillors on the board of Aberdeen City Council had similar nous as organisations like First Aberdeen, the city would be bustling again, with hardly any boarded-up premises nor empty buildings whatsoever. Link to comment
dave_min Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 Just now, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: The 59 service is fucking ace min. The digital display (in big letters) plus the audio announcements are spot on innovations. If only the self-indulgent fatcats and councillors on the board of Aberdeen City Council had similar nous as organisations like First Aberdeen, the city would be bustling again, with hardly any boarded-up premises nor empty buildings whatsoever. Get them Teuchter busses out the fine City of Aberdeen. Up ih GRT Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 1 hour ago, RAZOR said: Loved Beetlejuice Did you go to the ABC Cinema on Union Street to watch it when it was released min?😉 Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 8 minutes ago, dave_min said: Get them Teuchter busses out the fine City of Aberdeen. Up ih GRT Hear, hear min.👍 On the bus back from Aberdeen to Fraserburgh the nice folk of Stagecoach provided us with a bone-rattler that were on the go in the 80s. My coccyx bone and sciatic nerve were understandably being irritable bastards by the time I got home. A bit of reverse stretching on that area of my anatomy did the business to get rid of the irritations though.👍 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 6 hours ago, Poodler said: How is dervos mum anyway? A horrible fat, sweaty mess. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 6 hours ago, DeltaRay1903 said: On a Wednesday night? I'll file that under things that didn't happen. 5 hours ago, For Fecks Sake said: Probably one of the most pathetic attention seeking posts ever on here. 5 hours ago, BrianFaePerth said: From one of the most pathetic attention seeking posters 1 hour ago, Parklife said: "Don, what are you doing? I'm ready for you" "2 secs, love, I'm just boasting to strangers on the Internet that I'm about to have sex" Far too easy ladz. For what it's worth I did have sex with a woman last night and it was very pleasant. It's been the same woman the last few times, might settle down just with her for a bit. Thanks for all your interest, it's very touching. Link to comment
sigh Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 5 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Far too easy ladz. For what it's worth I did have sex with a woman last night and it was very pleasant. It's been the same woman the last few times, might settle down just with her for a bit. Thanks for all your interest, it's very touching. Pics? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 10 minutes ago, sigh said: Pics? I'm a gentleman, I would never do such a thing. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted March 28 Author Share Posted March 28 38 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Far too easy ladz. For what it's worth I did have sex with a woman last night and it was very pleasant. It's been the same woman the last few times, might settle down just with her for a bit. Thanks for all your interest, it's very touching. AHH the old I've been made to look like a tit so let's pretend it was just me fishing trick. Fud. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted March 28 Author Share Posted March 28 25 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: I'm a gentleman, I would never do such a thing. Only send them to Poodler right 👍 Link to comment
Poodler Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 Don Fonte integrity intact as always hes certainly not lying actually, he does have lapses of integrity…he plays golf Link to comment
Redforever86 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 9 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: Only send them to Poodler right 👍 He like to keep in touch with his mum tbf. 1 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 28 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: AHH the old I've been made to look like a tit so let's pretend it was just me fishing trick. Fud. You take yourself and this place far too seriously. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 26 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: Only send them to Poodler right 👍 More to the whole group chat but the ladz have seen evidence. Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 22 minutes ago, Poodler said: Don Fonte integrity intact as always hes certainly not lying actually, he does have lapses of integrity…he plays golf We all have our flaws. Link to comment
dave_min Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 1 minute ago, Don Fonte said: You take yourself and this place far too seriously. Micheal Beale said exactly then same thing to me this morning in the Tesco carpark. 1 Link to comment
Bluto10 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 2 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: We all have our flaws. you over the hill/overweight don, that why you play golf? Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 Just now, Bluto10 said: you over the hill/overweight don, that why you play golf? Neither. In my prime and fighting fit champ. It's a good day out with a few canz in the bag. 1 Link to comment
RAZOR Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 2 hours ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said: Did you go to the ABC Cinema on Union Street to watch it when it was released min?😉 I'd have been 1 min. More interesting in shtting my pants. Link to comment
Matt Armstrong's Dog Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 7 minutes ago, RAZOR said: I'd have been 1 min. More interesting in shtting my pants. I know that min😄. A bit of light-hearted humour.👍 Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted March 28 Author Share Posted March 28 1 hour ago, Don Fonte said: You take yourself and this place far too seriously. 🎣 Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted March 28 Author Share Posted March 28 1 hour ago, Don Fonte said: More to the whole group chat but the ladz have seen evidence. Fucking hell, that's worse! "Lads lads, looooook at the girl I pulled....." Never realised you were just 15 🤣 Link to comment
Don Fonte Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 30 minutes ago, For Fecks Sake said: Fucking hell, that's worse! "Lads lads, looooook at the girl I pulled....." Never realised you were just 15 🤣 Jealousy is a terrible emotion min, it'll eat you up inside. Just accept some people are better than you and have a far superior life to you, embrace it. Have a good day min. Link to comment
For Fecks Sake Posted March 28 Author Share Posted March 28 37 minutes ago, Don Fonte said: Jealousy is a terrible emotion min, it'll eat you up inside. Just accept some people are better than you and have a far superior life to you, embrace it. Have a good day min. 🤣 Alright Don "lonely" Fondler, whatever! Link to comment
Roberto Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Working... then spend time with bairn later. Kung-fu panda 4 at the cinema. Class. Link to comment
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