What coffee do you drink at home?

[Henry]

Coffee is far better if you've grown the beans yourself. 

[shut up meg]

2 hours ago, Studebaker-90 said:

What’s the best coffee you’ve had in the comfort of your living room? Out of a jar from the supermarket or pods from a machine. All recommendations welcome. 

Lavazza or Illy and one of these should do the business for you, moka pot costs around £20 or so.

[RedArmyFakshun]

2 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

600 notes for a coffee machine! Fuck me I had nae idea they were so expensive.

there's a seller on the page knocking them out for £499

but they often go down to £420 in occasional amazon deals

expensive sure but coffee is an important part of the day

[Zander1903]

Asda Rich Roast £1.59 for 200g........stick your posh coffee up your arse

[RedArmyFakshun]

7 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

600 sovs for a coffee machine off Amazon? I've had the wrong picture of you in my head RAF

aye min but it'll do you a coffee thats miles better than costa or starbucks etc

so if you add it up, its a big saving over a few years

[manboobs109]

19 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Should be crispy - make sure the griddle/pan is hot before you put them on 

like an omelette, put a good bit of oil in then when it starts to smoke pour the (majority of the) oil out  then chuck them in - a minute or two each side should do el trick

Sound I'll report back. Would usually get 'er indoors to do it but she's away for a few days.

[Don Fonte]

27 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Sound I'll report back. Would usually get 'er indoors to do it but she's away for a few days.

Plenty of drinking and wanking this weekend then?

[manboobs109]

7 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Aye, the wife will be doing that (wanking another bloke…..and the rest) 

Och as long as she enjoys herself I'm happy.

[manboobs109]

11 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Plenty of drinking and wanking this weekend then?

Few tonight, pick wee man up early tomorrow.

[RedArmyFakshun]

15 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Do you walk about wi' it strapped to your back?

heh.  get ma coffee fix early doors then switch to water after leaving the house

[Guest]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

All Coffee is fucking rank and drunk by poofs and Americans. The reason you have to fuck around with it so much is that it's fucking horrible.

Fit do you drink first thing in the morning? Tin of coke?

[Hagi's pubic hair]

Been drinking this stuff the last few months, decent stuff.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B08XQTT2M5/

[manboobs109]

11 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Fit do you drink first thing in the morning? Tin of coke?

A cup of fucking tea, not that foreign muck.

Edit - pint of Guinness if on a piss up

[Betty Swallicks]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

Not at all man. Breakfast of champions that. 

Sourdough toast, smashed avocado, fresh chillies chopped through it, soft poached eggs. 

Beat that and you're cheatin'

JESUS FUCKING WEPT.... man.

 

[Studebaker-90]

21 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Fit do you drink first thing in the morning? Tin of coke?

Bovril

[Guest]

20 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

A cup of fucking tea, not that foreign muck.

Edit - pint of Guinness if on a piss up

Tea is from Asia 

 

Guinness is from Ireland 

 

to fuck

[manboobs109]

Just now, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Tea is from Asia 

 

Guinness is from Ireland 

 

to fuck

It's Yorkshire Tea I drink fucknuts and Ireland isn't foreign.

[Ke1t]

Instant coffee... don't care if it's cheap as fuck or one of the 'fancy' ones. 

No time for dicking around with coffee machines, bean grinders, or any other kind of coffee wankery. 

Cup of hot water, one spoon of store brand instant coffee,  a spoon of dry creamer and that's a cup of coffee. 

Fuck anyone who looks down their nose at that. I'll buy you and fucking sell you, you fucking cunt, with your fucking Espresso machines and your tiny fucking women's cups. 

 

[dazzy_deff]

2 hours ago, Parklife said:

Not at all man. Breakfast of champions that. 

Sourdough toast, smashed avocado, fresh chillies chopped through it, soft poached eggs. 

Beat that and you're cheatin'

Bender 

[Parklife]

2 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Bender 

Get back to the poofy coffees and cocktails, the men are talking. 

[Hagi's pubic hair]

14 minutes ago, Ke1t said:

Instant coffee... don't care if it's cheap as fuck or one of the 'fancy' ones. 

No time for dicking around with coffee machines, bean grinders, or any other kind of coffee wankery. 

Cup of hot water, one spoon of store brand instant coffee,  a spoon of dry creamer and that's a cup of coffee. 

Fuck anyone who looks down their nose at that. I'll buy you and fucking sell you, you fucking cunt, with your fucking Espresso machines and your tiny fucking women's cups. 

 

I use a mug with my coffee machine, you need to get with the times.

[Ke1t]

15 minutes ago, Hagi's pubic hair said:

I use a mug with my coffee machine, you need to get with the times.

I don't differentiate between cup and mug. 

No time for differentiating between cup and mug, unless it's a tiny fucking women's cup. 

[dazzy_deff]

16 minutes ago, Parklife said:

Get back to the poofy coffees and cocktails, the men are talking. 

Just a joke man. I was quoting Men Behaving Badly. 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, manboobs109 said:

It's Yorkshire Tea I drink fucknuts and Ireland isn't foreign.

Ok but tea was made in Asia. 
 

 

And Ireland is foreign. The republic, anyway

[Ten Caat]

2 hours ago, Grays Babylon 1875 said:

Gallon of spunk.

Never realised you were a Hobo Marc.

Loved your Soft Cell work in 1982

[manboobs109]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

So a drink from India or Ireland?

Yorkshire tea with a splash of good old Scottish milk. How can that be Indian?

[Redforever86]

57 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Yorkshire tea with a splash of good old Scottish milk. How can that be Indian?

What’s wrong with fucking Scottish tea like? If folk just drank tea fae their own neck o the woods the world would be a happier place. 

[Don Fonte]

18 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

What’s wrong with fucking Scottish tea like? If folk just drank tea fae their own neck o the woods the world would be a happier place. 

I'd rather fuck a vagina (above 16 yo), than a bunch of leaves but you crack on.

[Redforever86]

21 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

I'd rather fuck a vagina (above 16 yo), than a bunch of leaves but you crack on.

What about one under 16?

[Don Fonte]

Just now, Redforever86 said:

What about one under 16?

An underaged coffee? No thanks.