Seagulls

[NEM]

I know the flying rats have always been an issue in Aberdeen but is it just me or are the cunts far worse this year? Constantly hear them squawking and the pavements in town are absolutely clarted in their shite 

The huns of the animal kingdom

 

 

[BrianFaePerth]

SH was the village seagull

[Zeus]

Have had issues with them for the last few years at this time of year when I've been out running. Go near their little shits nests and they go mental - a terrifying experience iyam.  They are fucking massive. 

Seem to be not so bad here this year but mental in the toon......mind Pittodrie a few year ago at the Chikura game? ?

The cunts are protected too. 

[NEM]

14 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Have had issues with them for the last few years at this time of year when I've been out running. Go near their little shits nests and they go mental - a terrifying experience iyam.  They are fucking massive. 

Seem to be not so bad here this year but mental in the toon......mind Pittodrie a few year ago at the Chikura game? ?

The cunts are protected too. 

Absolute nonsense that - they should be classed the same as other pests/vermin 

[Zeus]

Massive cull of the wankers required. 

[Poodler]

 

bloody love birds, here’s a skua last week, they make seagulls look like robins, they really dive bomb you. That one was friendly though.

If you’re ever in Rosemount, near the Northwood leasing place, there’s a seagull with a yellow tag on his foot that is usually on the road, Ive chucked him tit bits for years, he’s always there. Ledge. They’re just trying to get by. Birds are cool.

[Zeus]

Buzzards are also arseholes at this time of year......een up at Kirkhill forest is wild. 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Stinky Bri was Criptank

False. Very easy to spread the word though when you know certain individuals can’t keep their mouths shut.

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, NEM said:

Absolute nonsense that - they should be classed the same as other pests/vermin 

 

Got bigger ones to worry about.

[BrianFaePerth]

That’s one cross looking cunt.

 

[Bluto10]

go grab it by the horns

[Poodler]

8 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

 

Got bigger ones to worry about.

Big toldies all ower the drive?

[Redforever86]

Just now, Poodler said:

Big toldies all ower the drive?

Nah just eats the plants.

I don’t give a fuck to be honest.

Was just funny when reading Zeus on about massive seagulls and this cunt comes strolling up to me. 

[Redforever86]

6 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

go grab it by the horns

It’s pretty tame. Might try some deer rodeo.

[BrianFaePerth]

Just now, Redforever86 said:

It’s pretty tame. Might try some deer rodeo.

On its arse?

[The Buzzard]

43 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Buzzards are also arseholes at this time of year......een up at Kirkhill forest is wild. 

Too far 

[Redforever86]

16 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

On its arse?

Nah wouldn't want to get ticks on my knob. 

[dazzy_deff]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

False. Very easy to spread the word though when you know certain individuals can’t keep their mouths shut.

Sounds like scandal

[BrianFaePerth]

12 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Sounds like scandal

Not really.

Cavey is still active here under another nom de plume.

[dazzy_deff]

3 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Not really.

Cavey is still active here under another nom de plume.

Must have realised he was an annoying cunt as there is nothing stands out regards posting styles. Changed his ways accordingly to fit in.

[dazzy_deff]

4 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Cavey = MAD (with an elaborate story about going blind, living up north and being sacked from umpteen jobs) 

Would be bizarre if true. Almost as bizarre as the Stude/Nat scandal.

[BrianFaePerth]

The Boof = LGIR

At least that’s what my source says

[Redforever86]

1 hour ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Not really.

Cavey is still active here under another nom de plume.

Beard of McInnes or something like that? 
 

That poster still on the go? 

[Poodler]

Cavey was a mentalist 

[Bluto10]

21 minutes ago, Redforever86 said:

Beard of McInnes or something like that? 
 

That poster still on the go? 

he was hilarious 

even knew my waist size better than I did

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 hour ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Cavey = MAD (with an elaborate story about going blind, living up north and being sacked from umpteen jobs) 

Captain Caveman is not me I'm afraid. He is a miss from the forum. One of the good guys. 

Not going blind at all (I've never inferred that at all), just got really distorted vision in both eyes thanks to partial retinal detachments and the retinas being torn in each eye. Shimmery vision in the left eye and looking through blood in my right (the only one I can read with). It's fantastic having these conditions, it really is. Perhaps it is karma and I deserve it, who knows?

Had vitrectomy surgery in my left eye in 2017 that wasn't successful as well as having emergency laser surgery in both eyes to prevent further detachments, all at ARI. Also went private before the lockdown to see if a private eye surgeon could do anything to help but there is fuck all they could do. 

Nothing elaborate about that at all. I've to live with this for the rest of my life unless there is an advancement in eye medicine in the future. 

 

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

1 minute ago, Roberto said:

^ you're so open min.

Love that shit. 

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Far better being honest and transparent than not min. 

[Guest Matt Armstrong's Dog]

3 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Oh and seagulls, absolute cunts just now.

Pisses me off when I see folk feeding them. 

I must admit I used to feed them outside the Marischal College building along with the.pigeons that congregated there at dinnertimes during my break. 

Them birds that did gather there were peaceful though and not of the hostile, pecking variety.  

[dazzy_deff]

6 minutes ago, Matt Armstrong's Dog said:

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Far better being honest and transparent than not min. 

Makes a change from the usual bullshitters on here i suppose. 

[For Fecks Sake]

48 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Cavey was a mentalist 

Hence why he fitted right in here!

Don't think we got to see the best of Cavey V's Rocket like.