Beards

[YorkDon]

So I’m about 3 weeks since my last shave and considering keeping the beard.

Anyone here have one? 

If so is there any point to these expensive wanky beard oils and stuff you see? 
Are they essential maintenance or just for getting those hipster types to fork out some hard earned for no reason? 

[dazzy_deff]

2 hours ago, YorkDon said:

So I’m about 3 weeks since my last shave and considering keeping the beard.

Anyone here have one? 

If so is there any point to these expensive wanky beard oils and stuff you see? 
Are they essential maintenance or just for getting those hipster types to fork out some hard earned for no reason? 

Balm and oil my friend after a good comb in the morning. Leaves it looking and smelling luscious. 

[YorkDon]

33 minutes ago, dazzy_deff said:

Balm and oil my friend after a good comb in the morning. Leaves it looking and smelling luscious. 

Cheers Dazzy.Any you’d recommend? 

[Simply Red]

1 minute ago, YorkDon said:

Cheers Dazzy.Any you’d recommend? 

Jizz ya cunt

@manboobs109 you seeing this

 

[YorkDon]

37 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Jizz ya cunt

@manboobs109 you seeing this

 

Affa aggressive SR min. I’m nae that way inclined, but cheers tho.

[Ke1t]

3 hours ago, YorkDon said:

So I’m about 3 weeks since my last shave and considering keeping the beard.

Anyone here have one? 

If so is there any point to these expensive wanky beard oils and stuff you see? 
Are they essential maintenance or just for getting those hipster types to fork out some hard earned for no reason? 

Beard oil and the likes do absolutely fuck all. 

[Simply Red]

4 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

Affa aggressive SR min. I’m nae that way inclined, but cheers tho.

I find chats about male preening and exchanging beauty tips bent as fuck yorko. 

Each to their own

[manboobs109]

55 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Jizz ya cunt

@manboobs109 you seeing this

 

Aye I'm disappointed to say the least.

[dazzy_deff]

Dont worry lads, I've PM'd him my brand of choice. Keep the gaylord chat to the AFC section of the forum. 

[Don Fonte]

12 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

Aye I'm disappointed to say the least.

At least now you know how your missus feels after sex.

[YorkDon]

19 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

I find chats about male preening and exchanging beauty tips bent as fuck yorko. 

Each to their own

If I was asking for tips on anal bleaching I could understand, but beard chat is acceptable imo.

[Simply Red]

Ach im just a grumpy al cunt. I hear the young loons at work exchanging beauty tips and it gives me the boke. 
Most folk are vain to some extent, but in the age of selfies/social media, i find the young loons to be as bad as lassies. A disappointing and sick inducing development. 

[YorkDon]

5 minutes ago, Simply Red said:

Ach im just a grumpy al cunt. I hear the young loons at work exchanging beauty tips and it gives me the boke. 
Most folk are vain to some extent, but in the age of selfies/social media, i find the young loons to be as bad as lassies. A disappointing and sick inducing development. 

Well to be fair I winna be taking a hundred selfies to pick the best one to upload to Insta.I barely post on social media, but it is a frightening thing right enough…

[Simply Red]

1 minute ago, YorkDon said:

If I was asking for tips on anal bleaching I could understand, but beard chat is acceptable imo.

Im no expert but im not sure a 3 week old beard needs any ‘balm’ on it. 
I suspect you dont need any tips on anal bleaching either. 

[Parklife]

@YorkDon A key question here, for me anyway, is are you a baldy? 

If you're bald, do not grow a beard. It looks bad. 

[Simply Red]

3 minutes ago, Roberto said:

I find the lads who wear tight as fuck jeans that cut the circulation of the penis and legs, strange.

There were a few in Adams Lounge on Saturday and I can't grasp the thought process of getting into jeans that tight.

Beards, that shit doesn't bother me. Wouldn't say that's bent.

Nobodies saying beards are bent.

Those jeans are tho. Tight tshirt to match with laughably bad sleeve tattoo. Utter wank

 

[YorkDon]

20 minutes ago, Parklife said:

@YorkDon A key question here, for me anyway, is are you a baldy? 

If you're bald, do not grow a beard. It looks bad. 

Nae a baldy Parko.Full head of hair.

 

 

 

[YorkDon]

7 minutes ago, Roberto said:

 (and shaved the pubes, it looks bigger now).

[dazzy_deff]

22 minutes ago, Studebaker-90 said:

Surely better that than going for the Duncan Goodhew/Jade Goodie look. 

Exactly. Bald head, bald face and you look like a thumb. 

Usual moans about beards are by blokes who canna grow one. 

[dazzy_deff]

Just now, Parklife said:

Expected quicker than 39 minutes. Disappointing. 

Too busy watching Geordie OG's

[Parklife]

Expected quicker than 39 minutes. Disappointing. 

[YorkDon]

17 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I found starting a sentence with 'So' more poofy than any beard oil. 

That’s a fair point and guilty as charged.

[Ke1t]

31 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I found starting a sentence with 'So' more poofy than any beard oil. 

So, what's wrong with starting a sentence with 'so'?

[Poodler]

Get a mouser

 

[Misers Hill]

7 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Get a mouser

 

Get that on ?

[The Boofon]

9 hours ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Just joshing me old son . It is a pet hate of mine, but as a student of the English language I appreciate it’s evolution so..., as you were soldier.  

Haha. 
 

Today’s lesson is how to correctly place a full stop. (Grammar more than linguistics but you get the point) 

[Torry Tosser]

Some suit a beard some don't.

Nothing worse than seeing a loon who hardly looks old enough to shave,we a silly lot of bum fluff over his face thinking it looks good.Getvit shaved aff.?

[The Boofon]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Aren’t beards just pubes on your face anyway?

No. 

[dazzy_deff]

1 minute ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I think you’re wrong again . 

Is hair pubes on your head?

[The Boofon]

2 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

I think you’re wrong again . 

I’m fine with that.