Friday night peak time juker

[Guest milne_afc]

Thread has turned to farce because of the blatant disregard for Jukebox Etiquette 

 

[Zeus]

 

 

[Parklife]

 

[BrianFaePerth]

9 hours ago, Parklife said:

Watch it. 

Were/are you in to blur parky? Sounds a rhetorical question but they don’t exactly meet the swarthiness criteria you have for music

[cheesepipes]

26 minutes ago, Zeus said:

 

 

A good room read of highly sexed late 40s horny trouts and your finger could be up one of their assholes before the songs finished. 

 

Good pick. 

[Parklife]

4 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Were/are you in to blur parky? Sounds a rhetorical question but they don’t exactly meet the swarthiness criteria you have for music

Not overly. I do t dislike them though. My username isn't even related to them. I was just joking with my comment above. 

[BrianFaePerth]

1 minute ago, Parklife said:

Not overly. I do t dislike them though. My username isn't even related to them. I was just joking with my comment above. 

Fair enough, eh always thought it was even though it didn’t make sense 

[Don Fonte]

5 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Fair enough, eh always thought it was even though it didn’t make sense 

Fuck off you knob jockey.

[BrianFaePerth]

40 minutes ago, cheesepipes said:

A good room read of highly sexed late 40s horny trouts and your finger could be up one of their assholes before the songs finished. 

 

Good pick. 

What cheesers says versus the reality when an amorous lady offers her anus

 

[BrianFaePerth]

31 minutes ago, Don Fonte said:

Fuck off you knob jockey.

Evening princess. You need to keep off the white wine spritzers

[cheesepipes]

25 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

What cheesers says versus the reality when an amorous lady offers her anus

 

Are you saying you'd run away thru a fence if presented with a room of loose haddocks? 

[Don Fonte]

25 minutes ago, BrianFaePerth said:

Evening princess. You need to keep off the white wine spritzers

It's the morning you upside down prick.

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, Zeus said:

 

 

I mentioned that yesterday, get your own selections BoDDer

 

@ebbe any juker recommendations? 

[Zeus]

 

[alscotoz]

FTH

 

[alscotoz]

 

[Poodler]

Money talks. But it can’t sing and dance

[Poodler]

 

has this been posted?

 

last night at that wedding it was a bunch of private school Tory wanks and none of them had heard of Tiger Feet. 
 

like fucking come away min. It’s no wonder tories are complete pedophiles 

[Bluto10]

I love a bit of chemical Bros the test when drunk

 

put it on many a jukebox 

[Somefriendly]

53 minutes ago, Bluto10 said:

I love a bit of chemical Bros the test when drunk

 

put it on many a jukebox 

It's a tune. 

[Poodler]

Far do yous stand on Don Henley - boys of summer? 
 

personally it’s a no from me. Inane guitar drivel like summer of 69

one step away from Chesney Hawkes

[Simply Red]

^redneck faves. Diabolical 

[Parklife]

DJ Sammy version of Boys of Summer is far superior. 

[Poodler]

1 hour ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Nothing like Chesney Hawkes. Flipping heck. Classics those songs .

I’m not really sure I trust your musical opinion just now Hanz after your list of Scottish albums a few weeks ago 

 

[Henry]

All those albums sounded like Metallica. 

[cheesepipes]

Ive got love n devotion for old Don H. 

I do enjoy the simple but thought provoking ballad New York Minute. 

 

[manboobs109]

Depends hugely what pub you're in though.

[Poodler]

in no order, you just like listed every album by Teenage Fanclub and Mogwai etc

it was poorly thought out and discredited yourself IMO 

[Simply Red]

3 hours ago, cheesepipes said:

Ive got love n devotion for old Don H. 

I do enjoy the simple but thought provoking ballad New York Minute. 

 

New Byth Minute is a belter

[The Buzzard]

On 8/29/2021 at 9:29 AM, cheesepipes said:

A good room read of highly sexed late 40s horny trouts and your finger could be up one of their assholes before the songs finished. 

 

Good pick. 

This was Cheesepipes response to Zeus putting up Mental as Anything, and what I'm basing my selection for the FPTJ. 
To get a few gussets dripping of the above ladies it has to be the following for me. 

Guaranteed to perk up any hen party. I take the juker selection responsibly and this wouldn't be a normal pick. However, I'm reading the room in this scenario.