Biscuits

[The Buzzard]

I've no doubt there is already a thread for this somewhere but I'm not going looking for it. 
Was catching up on some of the posts from the news thread and saw some biscuit chat. 
Anyway, I had one of these recently for the first time in a while. A proper biscuit. 

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Of the budget biscuits id go Ginger Snaps.

Razamatazz then its the Tunnocks Caramel Log. 

 

[Bluto10]

with a cup of tea?

choc digestive, surely 

classically simple

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Just now, Bluto10 said:

with a cup of tea?

choc digestive, surely 

classically simple

The Ginger Snap is a good dipper. 

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3 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You cant eat a biscuit without tea or coffee. 

Id say Kit Kat is my favourite  

My kit kat experience got ruined recently when they did away with the foil wrapper. The finger down the groove(ooh matron) was a part of the process. 

[Parklife]

Not a big biscuit eater but I'd go for a Rocky or a Gold Bar, if given the choice of anything. 

Bourbon cream the champ of non-wrapped biscuits for me. 

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4 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

You ever sooked tea through a kit kat finger?    Ace. 

I haven't. 

Ive taken a shot of cocaine off a clitoral hood. 

[Bluto10]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

I like an oaty biscuit 

better off with a flapjack & coffee.

 

that’s the ultimate warm drink and snack combo

[Guest milne_afc]

2 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

oaty biscuit 

Sittin on the Dock of the Bay - classic 

[Bluto10]

hi old man

 

[Ramandu]

Hold on. Two different categories being talked about here, wrapped biscuits and unwrapped biscuits. Can't compare the two.

[Zeus]

Abernethy - plain

Gold - chocolate 

[Parklife]

12 minutes ago, ConsiCanBoogie1903 said:

Chocolate Leibniz

 

Fuckin ace 

That's some top Middle class biscuiting there, Consi. 

[YorkDon]

45 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Im struggling to think of a biscuit I dont like 

I’d rather have no biscuit than a bourbon tbf.

Abernethy is tremendous, but for dunking in tea, it has to be a choc hobnob/choc digestive/rich tea.

[Zeus]

Fucks a chocolate leibniz?

 

Biscoff (good player on ebbes 20012/92 team) is also a terrific biscuit 

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5 minutes ago, YorkDon said:

I’d rather have no biscuit than a bourbon tbf.

Abernethy is tremendous, but for dunking in tea, it has to be a choc hobnob/choc digestive/rich tea.

Rich Teas are for child molesters. 

[Hazlehead Don]

51 minutes ago, Dad said:

A bit of shortbread - now we're biscuiting

Shortbread, terrific!!

[Parklife]

Used to have two digestives, one on top of the other and Jam in the middle for supper when I was wee.

A terrific way to enhance the biscuiting experience. 

[Hoofball]

14 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Fucks a chocolate leibniz?

 

Biscoff (good player on ebbes 20012/92 team) is also a terrific biscuit 

You tried the Biscoff with chocolate on top, B&M had them at one point. Quality biscuit

[Redforever86]

Caramel Wafer. 

[Zeus]

16 minutes ago, Hoofball said:

You tried the Biscoff with chocolate on top, B&M had them at one point. Quality biscuit

Never seen them....now gan to be on the hunt. 

Fucking love biscuits tbh.... Apart from rich teas. 

[Poodler]

(I like rich teas)

 

 

 

can easy tan a whole packet in one sitting. Jamie dodgers are a fave. Choc digestives, choc hobnobs, those blue box ones from Lidl. Ooocha fuckin laddie. 

[The Buzzard]

Border's Lemon Drizzle biscuit is also good. 
Like most people have indicated though, there's not many biscuits I don't like. 
Biscuit Slut (GBN)

[Don Fonte]

8 minutes ago, Sooper-hanz said:

Same. You must have come came from a humble background as well Parky. 

That was definitely the supper of the skint.

Or the weegie.

[Poodler]

1 minute ago, Captain Caveman said:

Prefer a chocolate bar to a biscuit 

Not really acceptable as a breakfast pudding though. Sometimes I’ll have my breakfast and if the tea isn’t finished, can enjoy a light biscuit +1 until it is. 
 

eating a snickers for breakfast, for example,  is just obscene 

[Redforever86]

23 minutes ago, Poodler said:

Not really acceptable as a breakfast pudding though. Sometimes I’ll have my breakfast and if the tea isn’t finished, can enjoy a light biscuit +1 until it is. 
 

eating a snickers for breakfast, for example,  is just obscene 

He likes to make the young ones moan,

Pockets full o toblerone. 
In her ear he softly whispered,

What would you do for a whispa,

I’ll gladly gift you a galaxy ripple,

just show me that preteen nipple.

They say that I’m a noncey fecker,

But what would you do for a double decker?

[Redforever86]

Who needs fucking tinder,

when I have a box of kinder.

there he stands at 5 foot 6,

dishing oot another twix.

if you’d like a mint aero,

I can be your sexual hero.

[Zeus]

Empire biscuit is also an easy 9/10 

[Poodler]

9 minutes ago, Zeus said:

Empire biscuit is also an easy 9/10 

Does your ma wipe your arse?

[Zeus]

Shut up, a says shut up! 

 

Pretty sure she did in the mid 80s