If you had the worlds attention for 30 seconds

[Kittybrewster Loon]

What would you say? 

[NEM]

“Durrant dived”

[BrianFaePerth]

Rangers are dead.

Fuck the huns. 

Dont let poodles babysit your child

 

[cheesepipes]

"Hullo Sexy" 

[The Boofon]

Taxi to the Wellgate centre please pal. 

[sheepcrooky]

Keep yer privates groomed and tidy. You never know when you might be rushed to hospital. 

[sheepcrooky]

27 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Get your bumhole waxed too, sheepy? 

Anal bleaching is the way forward. 

[Fridge]

Jess was better than Zero

[NEM]

2 minutes ago, Fridge said:

Jess was better than Zero

Talk about stating the obvious.  As if anyone with more than 1 brain cell thinks otherwise @Millertime

[Don Fonte]

I'd have a wank (maybe 2) knowing that Nigella Lawson and Megan Fox were experiencing it with me. Terrific.

[Ten Caat]

"Aaaaaaaaagaaaaaaaa...........doo doo doo, push pineapple, shake the tree"

[Reed or deed]

I would say something along the lines of:

Please everyone donate £1 to my cause now. Here is my pay pal address.

 

[Poodler]

I try and laugh several times a day just cos it makes you feel good so let’s try that…