Matty Longstaff

[starryfish]

Apparently we paid a substantial loan fee to Newcastle Utd for him. He seems to have a decent pedigree, done well in the English Premier League, yet not cutting it for us. What is going on?

[Guest milne_afc]

He’s shit.

Played about 600 minutes in his career at Newcastle and people automatically launched into EPL thrash mode.

 

[Poodler]

Homesick and not adjusting to the culture, allegedly 

[PondHopper]

Should have just transferred in ronan

[manboobs109]

2 minutes ago, PondHopper said:

Should have just transferred in ronan

He's not the standard required. He's not even the best player in Boyzone.

[PondHopper]

5 minutes ago, manboobs109 said:

He's not the standard required. He's not even the best player in Boyzone.

Looks to have a better year than samuels... his wolves mate

[Stoneybloke]

1 hour ago, starryfish said:

Apparently we paid a substantial loan fee to Newcastle Utd for him. He seems to have a decent pedigree, done well in the English Premier League, yet not cutting it for us. What is going on?

It's the usual thing. Very few players can match the exacting standards required by Aberdeen. In most cases they actually deteriorate  when they have played s couple of games. 

[Joe pike]

Did we confuse him with his brother Sean ?

[RUL]

17 hours ago, Poodler said:

Homesick and not adjusting to the culture, allegedly 

What culture? 

[Betty Swallicks]

2 hours ago, RUL said:

What culture? 

Ignore the feel fishing cunt. 

[aberdeen1970]

2 hours ago, Joe pike said:

Did we confuse him with his brother Sean ?

I think some did. 

Some boy on here was saying he was on the fringes of the England squad but surely he was thinking about Sean and not Matty. 

[Millertime]

3 hours ago, RUL said:

What culture? 

Lol

Come on you 

[davieb]

But but he's played in the EPL, surely that's all it takes??? ?

[shooftahmooftah]

On 9/26/2021 at 10:33 PM, Captain Caveman said:

Another premiership hype job getting game time at expense of our young players. Send him back

Blame the new management team for signing him and the rest of the clowns they signed.  

[Dynamo]

Can we send him back to Newcastle now or are we stick with him until the end of the season?

 

[don corleone]

He should be sent back in January irregardless of what the deal is. He offers absolutely nothing to the team. If we have nobody better coming through who could be given a chance then we might aswell give up now. Longstaff is rubbish. 

[Reed or deed]

Looks, plays and smells like dung.

[super_al]

I find it shocking that an EPL player is so unconfident in his ability. The boy is not going to make it in football let alone the EPL.

[Granite95]

Boy is utterly honking, never seen a "premier league" player look so out of place, hopefully we can get rid ASAP

[Ke1t]

Reminds me a bit of GMS but without the skill.

Probably because they both look like Twinks, rather than for any footballing reason. 

[NEM]

41 minutes ago, Granite95 said:

Boy is utterly honking, never seen a "premier league" player look so out of place, hopefully we can get rid ASAP

Nwkali?

 

We’ve had a long list of shite from the so called greatest league in the world tbf. 

[elephantstone78]

Should have stuck him on top of a bonfire. As a warning to the other shite signings. 
 

He’s as bad as Alan Tate. I cannot think of a greater insult than that. 

[Ten Caat]

2 hours ago, Dynamo said:

Can we send him back to Newcastle now or are we stick with him until the end of the season?

 

I thought the deal was for the whole season so it might be difficult to do so without us being liable to cough up the full amount of the loan fees.

On the other hand, Newcastle are bound to have thought they were sending him up with the expectation he would play the majority of games as a starter for a full season, gaining the player much needed experience at a decent level. They cannot be too pleased that he's essentially a bit part player and when we have a full compliment of players available he's well down the pecking order. If Newcastle could arrange a loan for him somewhere else in January (he looks EFL1 level at best tbh)  I'm sure we'd be happy to send him back and let him get game time down south saving ourselves a good few quid into the bargain.

[muttonhumper]

7 hours ago, Granite95 said:

Boy is utterly honking, never seen a "premier league" player look so out of place, hopefully we can get rid ASAP

Utterly fucking useless.

As well as being an absolute fanny.

And a real ugly bastard.

 

He's as bad a player I've seen play for us in a long, long time.

 

6 hours ago, NEM said:

Nwkali?

 

Oh, well, er...

Let's call it a draw.

[RAZOR]

8 hours ago, NEM said:

Nwkali?

 

We’ve had a long list of shite from the so called greatest league in the world tbf. 

Gonzalez, I think the worst GK I seen during the litany of shite that played regularly enough. From the same club funnily enough.

[RUL]

7 hours ago, Ten Caat said:

I thought the deal was for the whole season so it might be difficult to do so without us being liable to cough up the full amount of the loan fees.

On the other hand, Newcastle are bound to have thought they were sending him up with the expectation he would play the majority of games as a starter for a full season, gaining the player much needed experience at a decent level. They cannot be too pleased that he's essentially a bit part player and when we have a full compliment of players available he's well down the pecking order. If Newcastle could arrange a loan for him somewhere else in January (he looks EFL1 level at best tbh)  I'm sure we'd be happy to send him back and let him get game time down south saving ourselves a good few quid into the bargain.

I genuinely think Newcastle weren't bothered where he went in August and with the influx of cash they sure won't be giving two fucks what happens to him in January. 

[Torry Tosser]

Give the wee Geordie prick some love for Christ sake...He's missing his Ma's pan fried Pan Haggerty and Stotties and Pease Pudding.

 

[Guest]

Brings nothing to the team.

He's pish. 

 

[Byrne Baby Byrne]

10 hours ago, don corleone said:

He should be sent back in January irregardless of what the deal is. He offers absolutely nothing to the team. If we have nobody better coming through who could be given a chance then we might aswell give up now. Longstaff is rubbish. 

Isnt that the most frustrating part though. At the point of signing him on loan we had Brown and Ferguson playing in the middle. We had Ojo playing out of position. We had Campbell on the bench. We had Scotland cap Dylan McGeoch absolutely nowhere near the team.

There was no need to sign another central midfielder whatsoever. Especially of his caliber.

[bonzodaddy73]

Jack Gurr looks like fucking Roberto Carlos next Longstaff. Worst player I've seen at the club for years.