New General Counsel

[starryfish]

A warm welcome to Laura McCallum who has left Dundee Utd for Pittodrie. By all accounts an excellent appointment by the club. 
 

‘Laura’s role at the Club will focus on all football regulatory matters such as compliance, disciplinary, and governing body requirements for player transfers, contracts and registrations, whilst she will also support AFC’s commercial operations with all contractual and legal matters.’

[aberdeen1970]

Is she any good at organising a defence? 

[redcryptoknight]

1 hour ago, aberdeen1970 said:

Is she any good at organising a defence? 

Very good.

[Redmist1903]

How many new 'staff' do we need? As well as having a severely bloated playing squad costing a fortune we seem to be employing new staff right, left and center. How much is all this costing?

[muttonhumper]

Fitba.

 

Wifies.

 

[aberdeen1970]

Absolutely. No question about it. 

[aberdeen1970]

There's better photos than that. 

No nudes though 

[muttonhumper]

14 minutes ago, Bad_Mobby said:

Worth a poke?

 

13 minutes ago, Roberto said:

Is she tidy?

 

2 minutes ago, aberdeen1970 said:

Absolutely. No question about it. 

 

?

 

 

[ericblack4boss]

Oocha hoor  I bet Hun DMC is fucking pissed off he manufactured his way out now.

So It sounds like she will do a lot of stuff Gunn should do

[ericblack4boss]

Wonder what kind of discipline she will dish out

[afc1903mad]

Standing on a street corner
 

[RED_JOHN]

4 hours ago, afc1903mad said:

Standing on a street corner
 

Did you take that picture whilst kerb crawling?

[Yorston Vasey]

5 hours ago, afc1903mad said:

Standing on a street corner
 

Ian Porterfield likes this.

[Zander1903]

she could Discipline me anytime

[ericblack4boss]

2 hours ago, RED_JOHN said:

Did you take that picture whilst kerb crawling?

Gordon Bennett

[Poodler]

Discipline? 
 

ooo kinky

 

(shouldn’t have taken this long)

[RED_JOHN]

afc1903mad doesn’t have any real gumption about him to be Gordon Bennett.

[afc1903mad]

3 hours ago, RED_JOHN said:

Did you take that picture whilst kerb crawling?

No need to Red_John. Sorry, can’t help point you to someone willing to sort you out, even for money.

51 minutes ago, RED_JOHN said:

afc1903mad doesn’t have any real gumption about him to be Gordon Bennett.

yawn.

 

 

 

Anyhoo, when I found the picture, I also saw some lassie with what would be a brilliant porn name and it’s her real name

Fanny Lyckman

[RUL]

This thread is creepy as fuck. 

[ericblack4boss]

I bet Leigh Griffith's is wishing he'd come to us now

[strachanmcgheegoal]

Funnily enough I thought that too.  The job description is full of stuff like checking the legal intricacies on Aberdeen signing Messi when we all know her day will be filled dealing with young players getting a snufter off a 15 skank on the bins round the back of Soul.

[Yorston Vasey]

On 10/2/2021 at 8:10 AM, muttonhumper said:

 

 

 

?

 

 

We've appointed Gina Linetti from Brooklyn 99.

[AllyDon]

On 10/2/2021 at 12:38 PM, afc1903mad said:

Standing on a street corner
 

Knew I had seen her before!!